What's your take on buying a vibrator for the Ms.?

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  • zam77
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-10
    • 3586

    #1
    What's your take on buying a vibrator for the Ms.?
    Christmas coming up, usually buy her some lingerie, but thinking about steppin' it up a notch this year. She seems to be hitting that prime and she actually has expressed some interest over last year or so. Could be a good time... but not too sure for obvious reasons

    Bad idea or good idea?

    Happy Holidays,
    Zammer (former pro)
  • ROFLcopter
    SBR MVP
    • 06-16-10
    • 4446

    #2
    Better than her getting fukked by some other guy. Could put it in her stink hole while you're banging her
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    • MUHerd37
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-23-09
      • 12816

      #3
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      • antifoil
        SBR MVP
        • 11-11-09
        • 3993

        #4
        you can tell what people have bland sex lives by the way they answer this question.
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        • WIZARDOFBEANTOWN
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-18-10
          • 13389

          #5
          pocket rocket is a good one and keep it smaller then yourself so you still are her best friend and not the dildo. One more thing buy it with a hook on it at the tip so hits her g-spot. happy hunting
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          • shocktopme
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 10-15-10
            • 940

            #6
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            Great gift!!!!!Keeps her busy while you watch a marathon of bowl games!!!!
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            • tanner40
              SBR MVP
              • 03-24-10
              • 2129

              #7
              As long as it is smaller than you. That way you are the top dog.
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              • Dirty Sanchez
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-01-10
                • 16031

                #8
                Might as well buy her a trip to the SBR Casino there Mr Sensitive
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  zammer your a sexual sikko

                  I would never ever meet you

                  Pass Pal
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                  • stevenash
                    Moderator
                    • 01-17-11
                    • 65644

                    #10
                    I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator for Christmas.
                    This way if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go phuck herself.
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                    • suicidekings
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 03-23-09
                      • 9962

                      #11
                      Originally posted by zam77
                      Christmas coming up, usually buy her some lingerie, but thinking about steppin' it up a notch this year. She seems to be hitting that prime and she actually has expressed some interest over last year or so. Could be a good time... but not too sure for obvious reasons Bad idea or good idea? Happy Holidays, Zammer (former pro)
                      Definitely yes, however, picking one out yourself and giving it to her as a present is not the way to do it. Find a tasteful shop that sells them and take her there as a surprise. Let her pick it out herself and the payoff for you will be huge.
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        They sell kits where you can make a mold of your rooster and send it in and they will send you a twin of what you have hanging above your balls. Thats the way to do it right there.
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                        • onlooker
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 36572

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dad
                          They sell kits where you can make a mold of your rooster and send it in and they will send you a twin of what you have hanging above your balls. Thats the way to do it right there.
                          Terrible idea. Most people don't want the same old sh!t. That is why people cheat. I'm sure he wouldn't want a mold of his wife's pussy.
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                          • zam77
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-03-10
                            • 3586

                            #14
                            Wow... really good advice so far.

                            BTW Dirty, i'm not that fukin lame that all i'm buyin my wife for christmas is a dildo

                            Dad... really? That's hilarious. I would do it.

                            Goldbond... you ever need advice, call me.
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                            • Dutch
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-21-10
                              • 4339

                              #15
                              You married a broad who didn't already own an arsenal of sex toys?

                              That's too bad.
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                              • JimmysEgo
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-07-10
                                • 1201

                                #16
                                my wife doesn't like vibrators but she has a few dildos and butt plug. she even has a 18 inch double dong dildo named "Sully" (after the lead singer of Godsmack) that she's shared with a bartender chick we brought home one night. i like nailing her doggy style with the butt plug jammed in her ass.
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                                • beerman2619
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-09
                                  • 7752

                                  #17
                                  Sully really thought he was that dude that drove the airplane into the river
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                                  • marcoloco
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-05-10
                                    • 3986

                                    #18
                                    the dangers of buy one are you wont get laid as much now...

                                    #1 rule, gotta make sure its not bigger than you
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #19
                                      Why is it ok for girls to admit that they fukk dildos and vibrators but so strange for a guy to admit he fukks pocket pussies or a zip lock bags filled with vasoline or grape jelly???
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                                      • SoCalFisher
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 01-22-09
                                        • 769

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JimmysEgo
                                        my wife doesn't like vibrators but she has a few dildos and butt plug. she even has a 18 inch double dong dildo named "Sully" (after the lead singer of Godsmack) that she's shared with a bartender chick we brought home one night. i like nailing her doggy style with the butt plug jammed in her ass.
                                        That is fukkin awesome.
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                                        • mitote
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 03-29-10
                                          • 588

                                          #21
                                          If you buy her a vibrator don't get one that's to powerful! Because it will chip her teeth!
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                                          • inflames
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 06-08-09
                                            • 711

                                            #22
                                            I think this is the thing Dad talked about

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                                            • Thunder Gulch
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 08-30-10
                                              • 996

                                              #23
                                              I remember the late, great Sam Kinison doing a bit about vibrators. He ended with "bad idea, thanks to that my wife is now ******* the lawn mower."
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #24
                                                i say go for it
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