So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??
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DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1Question about wearing a toupee...Tags: None -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#2Loshak? JJ? Bronxer?Comment -
PuppySBR MVP
- 11-23-11
- 1994
#3ppl who wear them would never change their mind. they have very low self esteem and that never changes. ive seen old guys 90+ in a nursing home with rugs that they have owned since the 50'sComment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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Goat MilkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#5So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??Cause Sleep is the Cousin of DeathComment -
Tech N9neRestricted User
- 06-24-11
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#6I got a buddy who wears the sportsman model we were standing outside smoking a cig talking to a couple girls and the wind blew it off his fukkin head he was fukkin embarrassed.. they laughed at his ass.. so did I... what a stupid fukkComment -
Bengals28SBR MVP
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#7LOLComment -
TR88Restricted User
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mathdotcomSBR Posting Legend
- 03-24-08
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#11Shave your whole fukking head. Problem solved.
Deuce you are the dumbest fukkin hamburger I've ever metComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
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#12why dont u post a photo of your nogginComment -
PuppySBR MVP
- 11-23-11
- 1994
#14anyone have a link to the boxer who got popped and his rug flew off?Comment -
PuppySBR MVP
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#17I never not wore it, I take it off as you know I look like a fukkin weirdo and like 52 years old
I rather look 32 with a 2 Dime rug on and everyone knows than vice versa
When I move to Vegas its comes off permanentlyComment -
nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
- 09-02-08
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#18dome headsComment -
INVEGA MANSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-30-08
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#19mine fell into a bowl of soup i was eating in front of co-workers. i criedComment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-01-09
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#20tough one
shave whole head one option
other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices
if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect
another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo
get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people
or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head
combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better
lots of optionsComment -
nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
- 09-02-08
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#21tough one shave whole head one option other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect another thing you can do is use an intentional misdirect such as a big tattoo would be a good one like get a big tattoo on the same day you come in with no rug, the tattoo misdirects away from head and also impresses people at the same time or you could get a fake tattoo, pretend it's real, then reveal it as a fake on the same day you come in with no rug, guys paying attention to youre fake tattoos and dont notice horseshoe head combining a misdirect with the transplants under rug is even better lots of options
heheComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#22tough one
shave whole head one option
other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices
if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect
another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo
get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people
or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head
combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better
lots of options
Most guys that are bald hate guys like me that wear $2,000 fukkin rugs
They do not have the fukkin cash to look good
If I did not sell my fukkin mink pussy would be all over my rooster and faceComment -
CarpeDimeSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-01-09
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#23
nope i will be fine
never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing
i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot
will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine
big doner area on sides key for meComment -
Emily_HainesSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-09
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#24fuk 2 dime wigs and 5 dime hair transplants
just wear $20 yankee hatComment -
DiggityDaggityDoSBR Aristocracy
- 11-30-08
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#25Never trust a man wearing a rug. They are the shadiest people on this earth.
Have you noticed most used car salesmen wear cheap rugs?Comment -
nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
- 09-02-08
- 10042
#26nope i will be fine never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine big doner area on sides key for meComment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
- 04-12-07
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#28Comment -
Jimmy ProffettSBR MVP
- 10-20-09
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#29Fake cancer and chemotherapy.Comment
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