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  • Deuce
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    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #1
    Question about wearing a toupee...
    So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??
  • Deuce
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    • 01-12-08
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    #2
    Loshak? JJ? Bronxer?
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    • Puppy
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      #3
      ppl who wear them would never change their mind. they have very low self esteem and that never changes. ive seen old guys 90+ in a nursing home with rugs that they have owned since the 50's
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      • Deuce
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        • 01-12-08
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        #4
        Originally posted by Puppy
        ppl who wear them would never change their mind. they have very low self esteem and that never changes. ive seen old guys 90+ in a nursing home with rugs that they have owned since the 50's
        I don't get it. Never saw a undetectable toupee. Always look goofy and obvious. Just look like a prick.
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        • Goat Milk
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          • 03-24-10
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          #5
          Originally posted by Deuce
          So you get a new gig working and you have your wig on your noggin. You work there for years and years wearing it everyday. You're too fukkin dumb to realize it looks obvious and silly and everyone knows its a hair piece but you still wear it. How can you transition the toupee off your fukkin horseshoe headed fukkin dome? Just come in one day a bald dilk head? Bic your fukkin head??
          Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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          • Tech N9ne
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            • 06-24-11
            • 5366

            #6
            I got a buddy who wears the sportsman model we were standing outside smoking a cig talking to a couple girls and the wind blew it off his fukkin head he was fukkin embarrassed.. they laughed at his ass.. so did I... what a stupid fukk
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            • Bengals28
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              • 04-20-11
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              #7
              LOL
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              • TR88
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                • 06-10-10
                • 9364

                #8
                Originally posted by Tech N9ne
                I got a buddy who wears the sportsman model we were standing outside smoking a cig talking to a couple girls and the wind blew it off his fukkin head he was fukkin embarrassed.. they laughed at his ass.. so did I... what a stupid fukk
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                • opie1988
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                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TR88
                  TR......who is that in your avatar?
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                  • Deuce
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                    • 01-12-08
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by opie1988
                    TR......who is that in your avatar?
                    ttwarrior
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                    • mathdotcom
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                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11
                      Shave your whole fukking head. Problem solved.

                      Deuce you are the dumbest fukkin hamburger I've ever met
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                      • wtf
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                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #12
                        why dont u post a photo of your noggin
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                        • TR88
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                          • 06-10-10
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by opie1988
                          TR......who is that in your avatar?
                          my cousin
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          ttwarrior
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                          • Puppy
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                            • 11-23-11
                            • 1994

                            #14
                            anyone have a link to the boxer who got popped and his rug flew off?
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                            • Puppy
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                              • 11-23-11
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Puppy
                              anyone have a link to the boxer who got popped and his rug flew off?
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                              • Deuce
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                                • 01-12-08
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                Shave your whole fukking head. Problem solved.

                                Deuce you are the dumbest fukkin hamburger I've ever met
                                I was told that last week you and BAUS were caught in the shit house of Woody's toe tappin for twinks????
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                                • jjgold
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                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  I never not wore it, I take it off as you know I look like a fukkin weirdo and like 52 years old

                                  I rather look 32 with a 2 Dime rug on and everyone knows than vice versa

                                  When I move to Vegas its comes off permanently
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                                  • nosniboR11
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                                    • 09-02-08
                                    • 10042

                                    #18
                                    dome heads
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                                    • INVEGA MAN
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                                      • 01-30-08
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                                      #19
                                      mine fell into a bowl of soup i was eating in front of co-workers. i cried
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                                      • CarpeDime
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                                        • 09-01-09
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                                        #20
                                        tough one

                                        shave whole head one option

                                        other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices

                                        if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect

                                        another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo

                                        get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people

                                        or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head

                                        combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better

                                        lots of options
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                                        • nosniboR11
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                                          • 09-02-08
                                          • 10042

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                          tough one shave whole head one option other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect another thing you can do is use an intentional misdirect such as a big tattoo would be a good one like get a big tattoo on the same day you come in with no rug, the tattoo misdirects away from head and also impresses people at the same time or you could get a fake tattoo, pretend it's real, then reveal it as a fake on the same day you come in with no rug, guys paying attention to youre fake tattoos and dont notice horseshoe head combining a misdirect with the transplants under rug is even better lots of options
                                          some advice you will be using soon, since you could be bald soon


                                          hehe
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                                          • jjgold
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                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                            tough one

                                            shave whole head one option

                                            other is get transplants, hide transplants under rug until transplants as close to rug as possible, then pull off rug and hope no one notices

                                            if they notice "something different" about you, use a misdirect

                                            another thing is an intentional misdirect such as big tattoo

                                            get big tattoo on same day come in with no rug, tattoo misdirects away from head, also impresses people

                                            or get fake tattoo, pretend real, then reveal as fake on same day come in with no rug, guys paying attention to fake tattoos dont notice horseshoe head

                                            combining misdirect with transplants under rug even better

                                            lots of options





                                            Most guys that are bald hate guys like me that wear $2,000 fukkin rugs

                                            They do not have the fukkin cash to look good

                                            If I did not sell my fukkin mink pussy would be all over my rooster and face
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                                            • CarpeDime
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                                              • 09-01-09
                                              • 7873

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                              some advice you will be using soon, since you could be bald soon


                                              hehe

                                              nope i will be fine

                                              never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing

                                              i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot

                                              will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine

                                              big doner area on sides key for me
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                                              • Emily_Haines
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                                                • 04-14-09
                                                • 15917

                                                #24
                                                fuk 2 dime wigs and 5 dime hair transplants

                                                just wear $20 yankee hat
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #25
                                                  Never trust a man wearing a rug. They are the shadiest people on this earth.

                                                  Have you noticed most used car salesmen wear cheap rugs?
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                                                  • nosniboR11
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                                                    • 09-02-08
                                                    • 10042

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                    nope i will be fine never went the rug rout and that is why u get in deep and get in situations like what deauce is describing i will be fine, if you notice not looking down in vids anymore, just straight ahead so you cant see bald spot will get plugs for bald spot, maybe touch up sides a little, maybe also throw a little rogaine on there or perhaps propeiacia, maybe use a little spray on hair or perhaps some extensions, will be fine big doner area on sides key for me
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                                                    • Puppy
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                                                      • 1994

                                                      #27
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                                                      • pavyracer
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                                                        • Jimmy Proffett
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                                                          #29
                                                          Fake cancer and chemotherapy.
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