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  • matelionis
    SBR High Roller
    • 11-27-09
    • 214

    #1
    Tips for shaving your balls...
    Was getting into the shower tonight and noticed the pubes on my balls were getting a little out of control. So I grabbed my trusty clippers and now look like a 12 year old boy. Here is what I learned:

    1) DO NOT HAVE A FEW BEERS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBES.

    2) Make sure you have the guard on the clippers BEFORE you begin the trim. Now, you will, at some point, feel like you can go sans guard. DO NOT BE FOOLED. You cannot. I have a nick on my nut sack that feels like a paper cut. NOT GOOD.

    3) Even though it may not look like you are making any headway trimming, YOU ARE. Yes, I realize it doesn't look like a lot of the pubes are being lopped off, but they are. Make sure you brush off the pubes while you are trimming. Most of those hairs are NOT attached. Continuing to trim and not brushing off will lead to a clean look, also known as the 7th grade crew cut.

    That is my good deed for the day. Good luck, and good shaving.
  • dfberger23
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-08-10
    • 5069

    #2
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    • Full Time Hobo
      SBR MVP
      • 05-16-10
      • 2778

      #3
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      • Masu485
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-14-08
        • 7700

        #4
        I've noticed they begin to itch like crazy afterwards as well. Maybe it's wise to put on some aftershave when you're done.
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        • Bosseman22
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-30-09
          • 286

          #5
          use a cream to remove all the hair and of course follow up with lotion as often as necesary I apply it a few times a day, clippers leave stubble which can scratch the faces of people you are tea bagging so use a depilitory cream.
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          • TheMoneyShot
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 02-14-07
            • 28672

            #6
            I do it once a week... standard procedure nowadays. I think maybe I've ran into one girl that didn't shave her junk before. It turns me off when chick has hair down there. So... I might as well shave my junk.
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            • Bosseman22
              SBR Sharp
              • 09-30-09
              • 286

              #7
              hate girls that don't shave
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              • matelionis
                SBR High Roller
                • 11-27-09
                • 214

                #8
                I think I need stitches on my nut sack. Too many beers beforehand.
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                • COYLO
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-18-10
                  • 2844

                  #9
                  its gonna itch like **** in few days
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                  • TRE1968
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 08-09-09
                    • 425

                    #10
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                    • JoeVig
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 01-11-08
                      • 772

                      #11
                      Tip number 1: Be a real man and don't shave down there.
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                      • matelionis
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 11-27-09
                        • 214

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JoeVig
                        Tip number 1: Be a real man and don't shave down there.
                        Obviously you don't get a lot of puss. I hate when a chick is blowing you and then they stop mid suck and pull a pube from their teeth. Sexy.
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                        • JoeVig
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 01-11-08
                          • 772

                          #13
                          Originally posted by matelionis
                          Obviously you don't get a lot of puss. I hate when a chick is blowing you and then they stop mid suck and pull a pube from their teeth. Sexy.
                          Tip number 2: If its long enough she'll never get to the hair.
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                          • daneault23
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-08-09
                            • 3869

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JoeVig
                            Tip number 2: If its long enough she'll never get to the hair.
                            Tip #3: If she's good enough, she will get to the hair.
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                            • matelionis
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 214

                              #15
                              Originally posted by daneault23

                              Tip #3: If she's good enough, she will get to the hair.
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                              • clynnm17
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-08-10
                                • 1360

                                #16
                                not shaving my balls
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                                • InTheDrink
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-23-09
                                  • 23983

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by matelionis
                                  Was getting into the shower tonight and noticed the pubes on my balls were getting a little out of control. So I grabbed my trusty clippers and now look like a 12 year old boy. Here is what I learned:

                                  1) DO NOT HAVE A FEW BEERS BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO SHAVE YOUR PUBES.

                                  2) Make sure you have the guard on the clippers BEFORE you begin the trim. Now, you will, at some point, feel like you can go sans guard. DO NOT BE FOOLED. You cannot. I have a nick on my nut sack that feels like a paper cut. NOT GOOD.

                                  3) Even though it may not look like you are making any headway trimming, YOU ARE. Yes, I realize it doesn't look like a lot of the pubes are being lopped off, but they are. Make sure you brush off the pubes while you are trimming. Most of those hairs are NOT attached. Continuing to trim and not brushing off will lead to a clean look, also known as the 7th grade crew cut.

                                  That is my good deed for the day. Good luck, and good shaving.


                                  sharp post
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                                  • Dutch
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-21-10
                                    • 4339

                                    #18
                                    Keep 'em trimmed kinda close but never shaved.

                                    Shaving is for gay boys who want to look like a 9 yr old.
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                                    • Rod_M
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-31-09
                                      • 1282

                                      #19
                                      This is all I use:


                                      Just do it with the lowest guide and you are all set, no irritation, no cuts and almost as if you used a razor, but not too much, just very close. Recommended 100%
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                                      • SBRMAN23
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-07-11
                                        • 6906

                                        #20
                                        This is a classic thread lmao some true things posted I wouldn't cut it all off but enough so that pause shit doesn't happen
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                                        • Balco10
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-11-10
                                          • 5478

                                          #21
                                          Thought I never a post like this one on SBR! Fuking unreal...
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                                          • paranoyd androyd
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-01-11
                                            • 6459

                                            #22
                                            don't forget to shave your arse crack and taint
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                                            • Sunde91
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-26-09
                                              • 8325

                                              #23
                                              Some are real clueless here or don't have real hair. I get so hairy it becomes impractical to get the nuts sucked. Girls need to enjoy the frank n beans in order to devour it with lust. That just doesn't happen with an unreal forest

                                              Originally posted by paranoyd androyd
                                              don't forget to shave your arse crack and taint
                                              something that's a little gay
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                                              • Killer_Demo
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-15-08
                                                • 8409

                                                #24
                                                **** using a trimmer on ur sack it will catch eventually and you WILL scream

                                                shick quattro + sensitive skin gel.....once a week never a cut/scratch
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                                                • bozeman
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-11-09
                                                  • 2162

                                                  #25
                                                  I think guys in 10 years will start shaving their legs. Gross!!!!
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                                                  • InTheDrink
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-23-09
                                                    • 23983

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Killer_Demo
                                                    **** using a trimmer on ur sack it will catch eventually and you WILL scream

                                                    shick quattro + sensitive skin gel.....once a week never a cut/scratch
                                                    You make a pretty valid point demo

                                                    The worst part is the next time you hop in the shower and that water hits the fresh nick in your bag....YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!
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                                                    • fishmonger
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-31-08
                                                      • 1492

                                                      #27
                                                      I like my women with a huge 70's bush but i trim my junk. Is that weird?
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                                                      • Killer_Demo
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-15-08
                                                        • 8409

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                        You make a pretty valid point demo

                                                        The worst part is the next time you hop in the shower and that water hits the fresh nick in your bag....YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!
                                                        ya man I get chills just thinking bout that last nick......now thats real pain
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                                                        • InTheDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-23-09
                                                          • 23983

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                          I like my women with a huge 70's bush but i trim my junk. Is that weird?
                                                          fishey how can you possibly deal with that stench?
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                                                          • fishmonger
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-31-08
                                                            • 1492

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                            fishey how can you possibly deal with that stench?
                                                            Doesn't smell if they are clean. It does help of they are night showerers though. Mourning showerers tend to get a little funky by the end of the day, shaved or not shaved. Hair doesn't trap in the smell, just a myth.
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                                                            • will2survive
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-26-09
                                                              • 8099

                                                              #31
                                                              When I was younger, I used scissors. i caught my private area by accident;worst pain ever. Since then I use a buzzer with the guard on and dont stand in water-shower. It does the job but a pain to clean and itches slightly. Respect your woman and clean your area
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