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  • brahmabull117
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-08-10
    • 8622

    #1
    Everybody Get Into This Thread
    that picture that everybody keeps posting is not what I look like



    this is what I look like - pay attention to the bulging traps, pecs and shoulders that would make most NFL linebackers jealous. I could have played NFL football if my damn immigrant parents encouraged me to play football when I was in high school. I used to run a 4.9 40 in high school as a 5'10 250 lb fatty, now I could probably run about a 4.6 after dropping 30 lbs





  • DrStale
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-07-08
    • 9692

    #2
    And now he's blaming his parents for his lack of an NFL career. Of course.
    Originally posted by Dark Horse
    If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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    • MickeyMan
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-20-09
      • 5091

      #3
      I thought that was you in your avatar??
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      • onetrickpony
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-23-10
        • 9434

        #4
        shari would u
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        • hawley
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-10-10
          • 14270

          #5
          why would anyone believe you after I already exposed you as posting a fake photo on a dating website?
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            f a g
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            • brahmabull117
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-08-10
              • 8622

              #7
              Originally posted by DrStale
              And now he's blaming his parents for his lack of an NFL career. Of course.

              some of it was my fault, but my dad should have recognized my athletic genetics and had me playing football when I was in middle school and early junior high



              I tried out for football when I was a senior and ran a 4.90 40 as a 5'10 250 LB offensive linemen (which is just ridiculous considering I had absolutely no athletic training before that)


              I quit because A)my conditioning was just horrendous and I couldn't make up that difference quickly, B)I was so far behind all the other kids in my actual football skills and C) I ended up getting a lower back injury



              I could have been the next zack thomas if I started earlier
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              • priskilla22
                Restricted User
                • 09-22-11
                • 2289

                #8
                You look like you're extremely short. You say you're 5'10, but from that picture, and your tiny little torso, you are probably around 5''7.

                Real men are 6''0 or taller.
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                • hawley
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-10-10
                  • 14270

                  #9
                  I think you would of encountered problems when not one person in your team wanted to play along side you.

                  You still look like your carrying 23%+ Body fat.

                  Poor guy is still chubby as.
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                  • chilidog
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-05-09
                    • 10305

                    #10
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                    • brahmabull117
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-08-10
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Originally posted by priskilla22
                      You look like you're extremely short. You say you're 5'10, but from that picture, and your tiny little torso, you are probably around 5''7. Real men are 6''0 or taller.


                      I look shorter due to my massive shoulders and traps, I'm 5'10.5 in real life
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                      • priskilla22
                        Restricted User
                        • 09-22-11
                        • 2289

                        #12
                        And just for the record, all of your other websites you talked about how handsome you are... I'm not usually in the practice of judging guys, but most girls I know wouldn't find you attractive...
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                        • hawley
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-10-10
                          • 14270

                          #13
                          I cant see any traps there at all

                          Unreal this guy is like that fat fukkn smurf.
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                          • brahmabull117
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 11-08-10
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Originally posted by priskilla22
                            And just for the record, all of your other websites you talked about how handsome you are... I'm not usually in the practice of judging guys, but most girls I know wouldn't find you attractive...

                            my face looks much much better in real life - but I'm not trying to look "cute" there, it's more about looking jacked/masculine



                            if I want to look good to the ladies, I'll usually get a nice shave and get my babyface look going
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                            • numismatist
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-02-11
                              • 2192

                              #15
                              What is wrong with you, son?
                              you need a prescription, maybe. cipralex?
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                              • priskilla22
                                Restricted User
                                • 09-22-11
                                • 2289

                                #16
                                Originally posted by brahmabull117
                                my face looks much much better in real life - but I'm not trying to look "cute" there, it's more about looking jacked/masculine



                                if I want to look good to the ladies, I'll usually get a nice shave and get my babyface look going

                                Eh, maybe the girls I know are shallow... but huge nose, huge forehead, curly jew hair really isn't what girls find attractive.

                                Most girls hate short guys too.
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                                • sneakerhead
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-14-10
                                  • 7727

                                  #17

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                                  • brahmabull117
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-08-10
                                    • 8622

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by priskilla22
                                    Eh, maybe the girls I know are shallow... but huge nose, huge forehead, curly jew hair really isn't what girls find attractive. Most girls hate short guys too.

                                    like I said my face looks much better in real life, I don't have a big nose or a forehead in real life



                                    and when I go out, my hair is straight cause I use conditioner then hairgel
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                                    • jrbacon
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 02-16-11
                                      • 235

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by priskilla22
                                      And just for the record, all of your other websites you talked about how handsome you are... I'm not usually in the practice of judging guys, but most girls I know wouldn't find you attractive...
                                      Yes I don't understand why you are always talking about your looks and athletic prowess on this and other websites? Sorry but I don't think you are that good looking. Even in the "i recognize this person is hot but they just aren't my type" kind of way. And why lie and post fake pics?
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                                      • ngates815
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-01-09
                                        • 13845

                                        #20
                                        I'd hit it.
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                                        • King Mayan
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-22-10
                                          • 21326

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by priskilla22
                                          You look like you're extremely short. You say you're 5'10, but from that picture, and your tiny little torso, you are probably around 5''7.

                                          Real men are 6''0 or taller.
                                          Damn I'm 5'9. I must be a female.
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                                          • milwaukee mike
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-22-07
                                            • 26914

                                            #22
                                            so you got a back injury playing football and you wanted to play even earlier?

                                            do you know how many people that played high school football have terrible knees/legs/etc? the muscles, ligaments, etc aren't mature enough in high school to be doing that stuff.

                                            "Studies in the United States show that men who play five or more years in the NFL have a life expectancy of 55, 20 years less than the average in the general public. For linemen, perhaps due to their size, the life expectancy is 52."
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                                            • brahmabull117
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-08-10
                                              • 8622

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jrbacon
                                              Yes I don't understand why you are always talking about your looks and athletic prowess on this and other websites? Sorry but I don't think you are that good looking. Even in the "i recognize this person is hot but they just aren't my type" kind of way. And why lie and post fake pics?

                                              this is a website with a bunch of dudes, I was trying to look masculine/jacked



                                              if I wanted to look cute, I would shave and then smile in the picture
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                                              • hawley
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-10-10
                                                • 14270

                                                #24
                                                we got him again boys.

                                                This kid gets buried daily. He is 4-4 -0.7u in his offical thread. Dominating.
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                                                • seaborneq
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-08-06
                                                  • 22556

                                                  #25
                                                  Stop posting in this thread. Dude is a mack daddy, and gets all the girls. Let's get back to sports.
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                                                  • milwaukee mike
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-22-07
                                                    • 26914

                                                    #26
                                                    "this is a website with a bunch of dudes, I was trying to look masculine/jacked"



                                                    try harder
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                                                    • priskilla22
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 09-22-11
                                                      • 2289

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                      so you got a back injury playing football and you wanted to play even earlier?

                                                      do you know how many people that played high school football have terrible knees/legs/etc? the muscles, ligaments, etc aren't mature enough in high school to be doing that stuff.

                                                      "Studies in the United States show that men who play five or more years in the NFL have a life expectancy of 55, 20 years less than the average in the general public. For linemen, perhaps due to their size, the life expectancy is 52."
                                                      I loved my time playing baseball (since age 5) and since age 10 I was pitching and throwing curveballs... pitched all the way until age 21 in college, tore my labrum...

                                                      I wake up every day now with a shore shoulder, sore elbows, and a messed up wrist from snapping off millions of sliders.

                                                      I respect pitchers who never get hurt because throwing a baseball is the most detrimental thing in sports... it is so unnatural.
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                                                      • King Mayan
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-22-10
                                                        • 21326

                                                        #28
                                                        Brah, that guy in that pic has never touched a weight.
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                                                        • brahmabull117
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-08-10
                                                          • 8622

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                          "this is a website with a bunch of dudes, I was trying to look masculine/jacked" try harder

                                                          that's a perfect male look in that picture - 5 oclock shadow, a strong jaw and big ass arms and shoulders




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                                                          • priskilla22
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 09-22-11
                                                            • 2289

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by brahmabull117
                                                            that's a perfect male look in that picture - 5 oclock shadow, a strong jaw and big ass arms and shoulders




                                                            You are delusional enough to be put away.
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                                                            • spankie
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-10-11
                                                              • 9992

                                                              #31
                                                              Retard alert. Why don't you and lakerboy go get a hotel.
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                                                              • jrbacon
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 02-16-11
                                                                • 235

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                                "this is a website with a bunch of dudes, I was trying to look masculine/jacked"



                                                                try harder
                                                                See. Milwaukee Mike has already turned me on more than you.
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                                                                • hawley
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-10-10
                                                                  • 14270

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                                  Brah, that guy in that pic has never touched a weight.
                                                                  Buried.

                                                                  Dead and buried. We have seen pictures of Mayan and he is not messing around.
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                                                                  • I/O
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 05-26-11
                                                                    • 7922

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by brahmabull117
                                                                    that picture that everybody keeps posting is not what I look like



                                                                    this is what I look like - pay attention to the bulging traps, pecs and shoulders that would make most NFL linebackers jealous. I could have played NFL football if my damn immigrant parents encouraged me to play football when I was in high school. I used to run a 4.9 40 in high school as a 5'10 250 lb fatty, now I could probably run about a 4.6 after dropping 30 lbs





                                                                    awesome

                                                                    What's next? Pictures of you and your boyfriend at the prom?

                                                                    If you get a shot of your lower extremities, JJGold would be very happy.
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                                                                    • downsouth
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-13-11
                                                                      • 11580

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Very impressive Jew Fro and honker
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