Who here has fukked a REALLY hot broad

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 10:46 PM

i mean i get it all the time at home, but i am saying someone that was out of your league. Hard to believe you got a piece of that action type of chick...

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 10:54 PM

I am sure THE PROFIT has, guy is a total stud. Probably fukked the Prom Queen.

jjgold · 07-30-10, 10:55 PM

Maybe Seer and Deuce

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Maybe Seer and Deuce

Deuce maybe smelled some panties, maybe even felt a broad up, no way he fukked a 10

TR88 · 07-30-10, 10:58 PM

10 ?

yanksfan · 07-30-10, 10:58 PM

I did it with a chick who was in playboy

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 10:58 PM

You fukked Lisa Ann, where and how did it happen?

Domestic · 07-30-10, 10:58 PM

You might be asking this at the wrong forum brock.

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by yanksfan

I did it with a chick who was in playboy

i'm looking for details pal

How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

Made your eyes roll back in your head?

Big Hooters??

I LOVE big

TR88 · 07-30-10, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

You fukked Lisa Ann, where and how did it happen?

while I was on vacation in Cali 1 year ago......I was coming home from the beach...and saw this bitch coming out of some van or something I was like ooh daamn,....she offered a ride and I of course didn't refuse....

JW Cash · 07-30-10, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

I mean big

, hotter than all hell...someone that should be in playboy or hustler.

Lets hear it!!

My ex was a model.....strawberry blonde, French Canadien...so
I guess she would qualify....

When I was a rock DJ...I had some very good looking women
call me and wanted to meet me....I loved the married ones...

Even my first radio gig in a dinky station in Vicksburg, MS,
I had this very cute high school senior call me on Friday
while I was on the air...sayin she was coming over after the
football game.....

..and she did....

We played " touchy=feely " in between records....

Loved It...

JW Cash · 07-30-10, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

i'm looking for details pal

How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

Made your eyes roll back in your head?

Big Hooters??

I LOVE big

During my wife-swapping days, I was paired up with this gal...

and b4 we got to groovin.....she pulled out a men's magazine...I think
it was Stag or Swank.....

and she was the CENTERFOLD...

Yeah....it was good times...

After the session I made her autograph the mag and give it to me....

yanksfan · 07-30-10, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

i'm looking for details pal

How was it, unreal, better than you expected.

Made your eyes roll back in your head?

Big Hooters??

I LOVE big

Well if you want to know the truth. I got head from my sisters friend who was in Playboy in 1996. This was in 1993. She must have had implants because her

were small when we hooked up. I was a teen and she was around the same age....maybe 18. It was totally like any other girl. I thought nothing special of it. She was a very lovely girl, but then again i was attracting even better looking at the time. She was shy and quiet then. My sister is still friends with her so I would not reveal identity, but I saw her three years ago at my sisters house at Christmas and she looked embarrassed but still looks very young. It was nothing different than being with any other girl and we didn't have intercourse.

Reload · 07-30-10, 11:06 PM

How did George Carlin put it? "I never fukked a 10...I fukked five 2's in one night, but never a 10"

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:06 PM

Originally posted by TR88

while I was on vacation in Cali 1 year ago......I was coming home from the beach...and saw this bitch coming out of some van or something I was like ooh daamn,....she offered a ride and I of course didn't refuse....

fukking awesome.

I hope you aren't bullshitting, i am popping a boner

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by JW Cash

During my wife-swapping days, I was paired up with this gal...

and b4 we got to groovin.....she pulled out a men's magazine...I think
it was Stag or Swank.....

and she was the CENTERFOLD...

Yeah....it was good times...

After the session I made her autograph the mag and give it to me....

FANTASTIC

I like sex

Fishhead · 07-30-10, 11:08 PM

Simple answer

YES

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Simple answer YES

Fish, you paid for some whore. Don't bullshit us pal

wtf · 07-30-10, 11:10 PM

jj fuked the cameraman for penthouse

does that count?

yanksfan · 07-30-10, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by wtf

jj fuked the cameraman for penthouse

does that count?

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:14 PM

Originally posted by yanksfan

Well if you want to know the truth. I got head from my sisters friend who was in Playboy in 1996. This was in 1993. She must have had implants because her

were small when we hooked up. I was a teen and she was around the same age....maybe 18. It was totally like any other girl. I thought nothing special of it. She was a very lovely girl, but then again i was attracting even better looking at the time. She was shy and quiet then. My sister is still friends with her so I would not reveal identity, but I saw her three years ago at my sisters house at Christmas and she looked embarrassed but still looks very young. It was nothing different than being with any other girl and we didn't have intercourse.

impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans

JW Cash · 07-30-10, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans

I never liked big

....

I was always an ass man....

Great legs leading up to a small...tight...curvy BUTT...

Yea...that would do just nicely.....

yanksfan · 07-30-10, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by JW Cash

I never liked big

....

I was always an ass man....

Great legs leading up to a small...tight...curvy BUTT...

Yea...that would do just nicely.....

..
Same here.....I'm a big guy 6'3 230....I like a petite girl 20-25.

pat venditto · 07-30-10, 11:27 PM

Richy richkas only bangs 9's and 10's.. or so i hear.

yanksfan · 07-30-10, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

impressive! I love holding onto a nice set of cans

Thanks....but remember she had small cans when we hooked....she later must have had implants.

ronjon619 · 07-30-10, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Deuce maybe smelled some panties

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:28 PM

I like sex

JW Cash · 07-30-10, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

I mean big

, hotter than all hell...someone that should be in playboy or hustler.

Lets hear it!!

Brock

I had this Great looking blonde pick me up at Mr. Bob's in Crystal, Mn

She looked like Meg Ryan,,,,

I didnt have a lot of money then and she knew it....so she
said ... " Lets go back to your place "

Well we did...and after the foreplay....

When I entered her....DAMN it felt good....never had that
sensation since....

..it was warm..

..it was soft...

..it was silky..

..it was sooooo snug...

AND she was soooooo Beautiful !!!!!

I came in minutes....

And she says The worse thing a man could hear...

She says " But I am still horny "

What could I say...

I did say....Just give me a few and I will make it up to you....

And I did....

Brock Landers · 07-30-10, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by JW Cash

Brock I had this Great looking blonde pick me up at Mr. Bob's in Crystal, Mn She looked like Meg Ryan,,,, I didnt have a lot of money then and she knew it....so she said ... " Lets go back to your place " Well we did...and after the foreplay.... When I entered her....DAMN it felt good....never had that sensation since.... ..it was warm.. ..it was soft... ..it was silky.. ..it was sooooo snug... AND she was soooooo Beautiful !!!!! I came in minutes.... And The worse thing a man could here... She says " But I am still horny " What could I say... I did say....Just give me a few and I will make it up to you.... And I did....

I think i just found a winner

JW Cash · 07-30-10, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by yanksfan

..
Same here.....I'm a big guy 6'3 230....I like a petite girl 20-25.

I am 6'3...275.....lol

maybe this runs along our physical dimensions.....

robmpink · 07-30-10, 11:47 PM

This is the first time I've heard of a girl getting out of a van and giving a random guy a ride. If so, you r on a hidden video or that girl is a dirty, dirty slut.

poker_dummy101 · 07-30-10, 11:47 PM

brock, what kind of thread is this?

brock this is like shawshank redemption where they say everyone in prison is innocent.

brock everyone is gonna come out of the woodwork to say they have. brock go look at porn and stop trying to read fake stories on SBR. half of these fukks still are a virgin

bobbyfk · 07-30-10, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by JW Cash

I was always an ass man.....

wtf · 07-30-10, 11:48 PM

jw wins