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    Dolly Parton

    77 years old. Would you?




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    i would smash that asss all day every day.

    but i would need to put her singing on mute.

    that was absolutely brutal to listen to.

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    I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!

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    Sweet, Sweet Dolly Working 9-5 God Bless U DP

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Get off Dwight!!!

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    Wallop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I'd pee in her butt...Hell, truth be told, She looks better now than she did when she was younger!
    Pound away Junior!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    77 years old. Would you?



    this sparks the question,
    how old are you pal?

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    Legs to skinny. Not bad looking for a 77 year old though. Can still sing. Fake still look good also.

    NO would not pound old grandma.. Back in the day 40 years ago I would even though I was only 15 years old.






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    Yeah, why not. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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    She looks like that female gremlin in gremlins 2

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    She should hook up with OLDBILL...

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    She had her day and today is not one of them.
    A class act in the past and still a great lady.

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    I saw her documentary. She slept with a bunch of celebrities while married to her husband back in the day. Kenny Rodgers one of them.

    Not sure what a class act and great women she was. She was a bit wild. I like her music though and her rack.

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    Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
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    You are shameless partner, sans shame I tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    this sparks the question,
    how old are you pal?
    sorry I missed your question. I try and always respect others by answering.

    I am a couple decades younger than Dolly. I only posted this because she looked pretty good for an old lady. I mean she is the same age as my mom. I had to google her to see how old she was and to be honest , I never knew she was still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    Take off her wig. Take off her makeup. Take off her glittery costumes. You'll be stuck with a wrinkly old woman with titties down at her knees and a dried up old kitty. If your rooster stands up for that, god bless you.
    Fake don't sag. The only bonus to getting to them as you age. Like squeezing over inflated hard stiff balloons. Better then flap jacks I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Fake don't sag. The only bonus to getting to them as you age. Like squeezing over inflated hard stiff balloons. Better then flap jacks I guess.
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    ^ lol......

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I saw her documentary. She slept with a bunch of celebrities while married to her husband back in the day. Kenny Rodgers one of them.

    Not sure what a class act and great women she was. She was a bit wild. I like her music though and her rack.
    so you are admitting that Lauren Boebert is not classy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

    I don't see what's the matter! I feel so sorry for that pretty young girl! I long and yearn for the day when all of us (males and females alike) can masturbate in public and not be called perverts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    I don't see what's the matter! I feel so sorry for that pretty young girl! I long and yearn for the day when all of us (males and females alike) can masturbate in public and not be called perverts!
    I am sure we all will echo this

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    Fukkin' fat pigs don't have anything better to do! that is what gives cops a bad name! and not to mention what a goddamn waste of taxpayers money! A horrible pox and seven year incurable itch on the family that reported her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Fukkin' fat pigs don't have anything better to do! that is what gives cops a bad name! and not to mention what a goddamn waste of taxpayers money! A horrible pox and seven year incurable itch on the family that reported her!
    all kidding aside. As a man, I wouldn't be offended seeing a hot girl get off on the beach or pretty much anywhere. I am sure I can think of exceptions. Also, if its in a place where there are children? Come on.

    If a dude was pulling the goalie on the beach, lock his ass up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    all kidding aside. As a man, I wouldn't be offended seeing a hot girl get off on the beach or pretty much anywhere. I am sure I can think of exceptions. Also, if its in a place where there are children? Come on.

    If a dude was pulling the goalie on the beach, lock his ass up.
    From what I gathered she was doing it rather "incognito" and not trying to be open, bold, and brazen about it. I'm pretty sure she wasn't aware there were any children around. Like she said, she was doing it for a thrill and to get off. no damn different than all of the mongers that pick up street whores and fuk them in public! Remember that one video that went viral about 2 or 3 years ago with that drunk white woman that was being fukked by a one armed amputee black man!! outdoors at a public bus station in broad daylight! and dudes are straight up recording that shit with their cell phones! LMAO!

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    Not only do I give her credit for looking great at 77, I can only hope that I can MAKE IT to 77.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homie1975 View Post
    so you are admitting that Lauren Boebert is not classy?
    She's a young horn dog for sure. Likes to get busy in theaters when liquored up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    From what I gathered she was doing it rather "incognito" and not trying to be open, bold, and brazen about it. I'm pretty sure she wasn't aware there were any children around. Like she said, she was doing it for a thrill and to get off. no damn different than all of the mongers that pick up street whores and fuk them in public! Remember that one video that went viral about 2 or 3 years ago with that drunk white woman that was being fukked by a one armed amputee black man!! outdoors at a public bus station in broad daylight! and dudes are straight up recording that shit with their cell phones! LMAO!
    that was greget

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