Has anyone paid for a hooker/prostitute

[statnerds]

we all pay for the poon, single guys, married guys and guys in relationships. one way or another we pay for that shit

but i have never paid a whore. i only know one of my buddies that did, and he likes to brag about it. guess i have never been that horny to pay some skank to bend over for 30 seconds.

let me say it now before anyone else. you don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave.

so, who has spent some greenbacks to get a hooker on her back? details, i'm married with a kid, my life is over.

[G's pks]

go get a hooker...

[ronald]

I believe BAUS has a story to tell on this subject.

[iceminers26]

I love hookers, just certain things you can do with them that you can't do with your girl. And yes I have paid numerous hookers over the years for their service and never regreted it.

[thezbar]

If I have I would never admit to it on a public forum. I do agree there is a price to pay one way or another.

[ZBOIZ]

Ice do the hookers act like they care ? And do they be wide open ?

And do they smell like they been ****ing all day ?

[statnerds]

go get a hooker...

i just could never do it.

besides, i suck at it, especially the first few times with new poon. i would be real bad. i'd probably have to pay double she would be so disappointed. i mean how would you even go about pleasing a woman that gets rammed on the regular? no way my lil white dick would measure up, although the baggy condom might get her to laugh and lighten the mood. add the fact that on top of everything else, she would think/know i am a pathetic horny sad little man that has to pay to get someone else to touch my pecker.

it would just be a mess.

[ezmoney]

Once paid a chick in FLA twenty bucks for action in the back of my van does that count? (30 years ago)

EZ

[thezbar]

Once paid a chick in FLA twenty bucks for action in the back of my van does that count? (30 years ago)

EZ

No different than buying her breakfast after the fact.

[statnerds]

Once paid a chick in FLA twenty bucks for action in the back of my van does that count? (30 years ago) EZ

holy fukk man. in today's dollars that would be like $150. must have been one fine piece of ass

[urge2kill]

i just could never do it.

besides, i suck at it, especially the first few times with new poon. i would be real bad. i'd probably have to pay double she would be so disappointed. i mean how would you even go about pleasing a woman that gets rammed on the regular? no way my lil white dick would measure up, although the baggy condom might get her to laugh and lighten the mood. add the fact that on top of everything else, she would think/know i am a pathetic horny sad little man that has to pay to get someone else to touch my pecker.

it would just be a mess.

Why the fuk would you care about pleasing a hooker sexually? You'll please her enough when you pay her.

[Poker_Beast]

No, I bet more people on here have though

[krk1030]

i just could never do it.

besides, i suck at it, especially the first few times with new poon. i would be real bad. i'd probably have to pay double she would be so disappointed. i mean how would you even go about pleasing a woman that gets rammed on the regular? no way my lil white dick would measure up, although the baggy condom might get her to laugh and lighten the mood. add the fact that on top of everything else, she would think/know i am a pathetic horny sad little man that has to pay to get someone else to touch my pecker.

it would just be a mess.

If they were doing it to enjoy, you wouldnt pay them.

[ezmoney]

From what I remember, she was from Michigan, broke, big hooters, gave me a hummer. A worthwhile transaction!
JJ probabaly wants her number!

EZ

[milwaukee mike]

this thread is by far the best of the day just for the "lil white dick" comment.

[Patrick McIrish]

What was the sig someone had? If it fu cks, flys or floats you're better off renting it.

'Nuff said.

[THE PROFIT]

i just could never do it.

besides, i suck at it, especially the first few times with new poon. i would be real bad. i'd probably have to pay double she would be so disappointed. i mean how would you even go about pleasing a woman that gets rammed on the regular? no way my lil white dick would measure up, although the baggy condom might get her to laugh and lighten the mood. add the fact that on top of everything else, she would think/know i am a pathetic horny sad little man that has to pay to get someone else to touch my pecker.

it would just be a mess.

I think you're missing the point of this transaction. You aren't paying for her to be pleasured!

When you pull your puny dik out & she asks "who are you gonna please with that?" Simply answer "me, bitch!"

[Mini19]

I think you're missing the point of this transaction. You aren't paying for her to be pleasured!

When you pull your puny dik out & she asks "who are you gonna please with that?" Simply answer "me, bitch!"

haha love the optimism

[stealthyburrito]

I love hookers, just certain things you can do with them that you can't do with your girl. And yes I have paid numerous hookers over the years for their service and never regreted it.

ice your not trying on those non-hookers.

you just have to find a way to unleash their inner slut.

[wtf]

you mean like today?

[flyingillini]

There are guys on SBR that bang hookers with no condoms at all and brag about it.

[illfuuptn]

So I once paid for what I thought was going to be a pleasure-filled night. I was in Vegas at the time and my buddy hooked me up with this hot babe. So I take her up to my hotel room and she starts stripping verrrrrry slowly. Ohhhhhhhhhh god it was getting so hot! Then she said "why aren't you naked yet? I want your cock!" The way she said cockkkkkkkk with added emphasis on the k at the end was awesome and really turned me on. When I got naked she gave me a weird look and proceeded to give me what I can only describe as a head dance. Not a lap dance but she was teasing me with her bodacious bod up right next to my face. What happens next is something that could never happen even in the most frightening of nightmares....in the blink of an eye(and I'm glad I blinked) shit TOOK A SHIT ON MY FACE!!!!!!!!! It was as runny and foul-odored as anything you could care to imagine. Then she backs away, picks up her phone, takes a picture whilst giggling, grabs her clothes and turns to me and says "YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO RIDE THAT COCK? IT'S SMALLER THAN MY PINKY TOE? I've kept my distance from hookers ever since.

[wtf]

So I once paid for what I thought was going to be a pleasure-filled night. I was in Vegas at the time and my buddy hooked me up with this hot babe. So I take her up to my hotel room and she starts stripping verrrrrry slowly. Ohhhhhhhhhh god it was getting so hot! Then she said "why aren't you naked yet? I want your cock!" The way she said cockkkkkkkk with added emphasis on the k at the end was awesome and really turned me on. When I got naked she gave me a weird look and proceeded to give me what I can only describe as a head dance. Not a lap dance but she was teasing me with her bodacious bod up right next to my face. What happens next is something that could never happen even in the most frightening of nightmares....in the blink of an eye(and I'm glad I blinked) shit TOOK A SHIT ON MY FACE!!!!!!!!! It was as runny and foul-odored as anything you could care to imagine. Then she backs away, picks up her phone, takes a picture whilst giggling, grabs her clothes and turns to me and says "YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO RIDE THAT COCK? IT'S SMALLER THAN MY PINKY TOE? I've kept my distance from hookers ever since.

come on, are you serious?

if true how often do you attend therapy

[stevek173]

Pics or it never happened

So I once paid for what I thought was going to be a pleasure-filled night. I was in Vegas at the time and my buddy hooked me up with this hot babe. So I take her up to my hotel room and she starts stripping verrrrrry slowly. Ohhhhhhhhhh god it was getting so hot! Then she said "why aren't you naked yet? I want your cock!" The way she said cockkkkkkkk with added emphasis on the k at the end was awesome and really turned me on. When I got naked she gave me a weird look and proceeded to give me what I can only describe as a head dance. Not a lap dance but she was teasing me with her bodacious bod up right next to my face. What happens next is something that could never happen even in the most frightening of nightmares....in the blink of an eye(and I'm glad I blinked) shit TOOK A SHIT ON MY FACE!!!!!!!!! It was as runny and foul-odored as anything you could care to imagine. Then she backs away, picks up her phone, takes a picture whilst giggling, grabs her clothes and turns to me and says "YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO RIDE THAT COCK? IT'S SMALLER THAN MY PINKY TOE? I've kept my distance from hookers ever since.

[mtneer1212]

My favorite story is a buddy of mine was fishing in Quebec, somewhere north of Quebec City and Montreal, and he and a buddy met a couple of hookers at a local watering hole. My buddy negotiated a blowjob for $60. So he takes her up to the room, and he says so much is $60 in Canadian? And she replies $60. He said "the exchange rate is $1.25 for a US dollar", and she replied "Can you get a blowjob at the bank?" -- He paid the $60 with a good laugh.

[THE PROFIT]

In Mexico a bitch will do anything for the gringo dollar

[statnerds]

fukk, i go to bed way too early. you guys are killin me..

bitches scatting on faces

canadian whores

mexican hoes

maybe SBR could have the Bash in Thailand next year...i would spring for JJ's little brown fukk machine...female only, you want a dude it is on your dime.

[Karayilan9]

There are woman walking past you every day that will do anything a hooker would for free

[OMGRandyJackson]

Bitches pay me for sex.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Seriously...why do knobs like you ask questions like this? Is your life that pathetic?

[BigdaddyQH]

Guys who have to pay for sex just can't get it normal ways. I believe it is called L-O-S-E-R. Try reading books or looking at some good porn. Maybe you can learn something.

[jlgarciaiii22]

In Mexico a bitch will do anything for the gringo dollar

You got that right ... Best whore houses in the world!

[ezmoney]

this players talk is better than Comedy Central, and Conan Obrien!

EZ

[OMGRandyJackson]

Not when South Park is on!

[jjgold]

I have lots of times, most of time I use escorts from internet sites. I use to use alley whores whereas they basically took you in an alley and they would blow you or you can fuk them, It was too tight and people would so kind of degrading.

Another option are cock holes where you put your cock through a small hole and a hot chick blows you on other end of wall. It is usually a line of guys so it cannot bother you when there is a guy next to you getting blown. It is not easy to concentrate because of noise, ect. I have seen guys slamming their fists against the fukkin wall as there were cumming and kind of annoying and some old guys are real loud when they *** so lots of screaming, etc. It is a degenerate way for sex and everyone has their pants down, the site from back of room is a fukkin classic.........like 8 guys all faces against a wall with their pants down and cocks in the hole.

I swear if I could make a video it would be sick but an all time classic but no cameras, ect allowed in those inner city places.