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    Offshoreisiffy
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    What is sex like with a big chick say 350lbs plus?

    Just curious what sex is like with a 350lb plus 35 year old chick. Asking for a friend. Thanks.

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    Offshoreisiffy
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    *White chick.

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    Fire in da hole
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    That's the only piece you can pull?

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    Really good

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    A little smelly but works

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    Are you black?
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    if I had to guess, not fun.. would rather crank one out and go to bed than go on that wild hog ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Are you black?
    Ha no.

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    well, on the upside, she looks like she'd be a real "hellcat" in the sack:




    might even pull a "gay Mr. T" on ya, and clinch up her buttcheeks, and rip your kahk off.....

    one tip: I'd highly recommend that you pass on letting said 350 pounder "queen" (ie, sit on your face) you -- uh, i mean, uh, "your friend" -- as you -- uh, i mean, "he" -- probably won't survive that.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    That's the only piece you can pull?
    Where did I say that? All I asked is what sex is like with a 350lb plus chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    well, on the upside, she looks like she'd be a real "hellcat" in the sack:




    might even pull a "gay Mr. T" on ya, and clinch up her butcheeks, and rip your kahk off.....

    one tip: I'd highly recommend that you pass on letting said 350 pounder "queen" (ie, sit on your face) you, as you probably won't survive that.....
    I'm not an expect on guessing weight but she looks a little bigger than 350.

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    i have a story about this size chick, actually two of them, but without chi-arch's O.K., I won't foul the message board with it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshoreisiffy View Post
    I'm not an expect on guessing weight but she looks a little bigger than 350.
    if you can get the string on her bikini to stop screaming in pain, perhaps it can tell you.....

    actually, now that I look closer, I think that's a chain..... probably a homemade bikini bottom, constructed with a dog leash (two of them, actually -- one on each side), and a piece of red tarp, or maybe a full length kitchen curtain, or maybe even a cloth panel out of a tent.....

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    no idea

    probably powerful

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    a lot of work
    you got to dig in.

    can be worth it in winter.

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    ask rkelly, he is the resident expert of pounding fatties. He will let you know what smells to expect also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    no idea

    probably powerful
    c'mon JJ.... show more knowledge than that....

    you don't get to be a powerful fuk by being a slob and weighing 350 lbs.... her heart might pop if she has to climb on you, and certainly would if the hog tried to throw a "powerfuk" down on you.....

    you want a true powerfuk, you gotta get a babe like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    a lot of work
    you got to dig in.

    can be worth it in winter.
    plus, you don't even need to try and find her f'n box under all those layers of fat.... just pick out any roll in her midsection and cram your crank in it and wail away.....

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    It's not fun.

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    Love u Kermy

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    dawg, dammit....

    I love him more!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dawg, dammit....

    I love him more!!!!
    We can poker for the Hundo u donker

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    We can poker for the Hundo u donker
    im game, you wanna go hit the 1-2?

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    sure

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    Need to be fourteen inches to get through the folds.

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    im there dinker

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    im there dinker
    on my way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just pick out any roll in her midsection and cram your crank in it and wail away.....
    Just imagine your penetrating some nice big titties while you do it

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    Seems like a horrible nightmare to me.. I don't know?? I can't speak intelligently about this subject.

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    no bueno

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    Do work

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    I had a few black friends that would always tell me how good “fat girl pusssy” was. They went on and on about it.

    Well I tried it and it was awful.

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    Fat is on actually

    It’s a new fad for guys

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