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    The meaning of "RB", and clear battle lines drawn....

    the dumbass media continues to be perplexed by the Dallas Sniper's scribbling in blood of the initials "R B"....

    The Donk's ample experience in the ways of the world can, as usual, provide the answer as to what "R B" is, and how it can drive a man to kill cops after having experienced it.....

    Yes, "R B".... it's deadly, and once you experience it, if you're not in control of your emotions, it will drive you to kill.....

    Good ol "R B".... yes, watch out for "Robin Box"....

    that scent coming from a vagina
    that smells like a dead robin that's been lying there dead on your lawn for three straight days......

    had that traumatic experience back in law school...... hit me about the time I peeled down her panties with my nose at the top of her muff.....

    almost blew chow right there; and due to relative inexperience with such a phenom and how hot she was, I took it for the team and tried to eat it.... quickly decided that was a horrible decision and gave her clit a flew obligatory swipes of the tongue, and headed north toward her face....

    problem was, the "robin box" odor was starting to spread throughout the room.... and I know this bitch smelled it......

    I started pile driving her, witch of course added to the "robin box" typhoon that was brewing up in the bedroom..... I was going about 3/4 soft at this point, fuckin more or less a pussy that smelled like a roadkill coyote on a 99 degree day in deep south texas.... fortunately the chick looked hot enough and had such a scorching bod the visual effect got me off before I literally jumped off her and ran toward the hotel balcony to get some fresh air.......

    so, like Lloyed Bentson knew Jack Kennedy, I know ROBIN BOX..... and I know how ROBIN BOX, "R B" for short, can lead a man to want to kill everything......

    NOW, ON TO THE BATTLE LINES:

    1. throw a brick at a cop, you die....

    cops should shoot and kill anyone throwing shit at them.....

    2. shoot an unarmed man in the name of law enforcement, you die.....

    snipers should indiscriminantly kill cops in return for unarmed people being executed by cops.....

    until both sides in this idiotic debate learn to treat the other with even a small amount of respect, let them continue to kill and maim each other...... cops are fukheads when they abuse citizens for unjustified reasons, and black people that disobey the cops and throw bricks/rocks/bottles at them are fukheads as well....

    kill them all
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    jeeze.... and I thought "Robin Box" was the nastiest, most foul smelling thing on earth that could drive men to murder.....

    kermit, I stand corrected.....



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    It stands for RealBrothaRadio

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    he's wiping his nose like he might've had some RB of the type I described..... doesn't seem to say much, either....

    Real Dumb Brutha Radio, post coke use.....

    like even Chris Rock said, "N________ said he's keepin it real.... Yah, keepin' it REAL DUMB!!!"

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    had this happen many times myself DonkMan. Finally learned from my mistakes. After I fingered the tramp through the panties, Id subtly draw her attention to something across the room, maybe a painting, a candle, whatever. After she turned her head to look at whatever I was pointing at, Id give my fingers a big sniff. If it smelled, The Blokester was gone with the wind. Had the same thing with hitting the girl in the backdoor. It's a crap shoot, literally. One time I returned home after going backdoor and hit the showers. Washed my arms, chest, legs, back. Everything great. Total Gravy. Then I washed the cawk and it went straight to hell. The water hitting the shower floor was brown. A piece of me died that day. Sometimes its hard to find a good clean girl who's down for total debauchery. I'd fare better looking for fly shit in pepper.

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    steady gfrens of mine have the knowledge to stop off for a four pack of enemas before rolling in for a fun-filled weekend.....

    guess you missed my "play doh" analogy to the one occasion where I went back door, only to find ALL OF THE COSBY'S at home....

    i grabbed the base of my shaft, squeezed, and worked my grip toward the head, and had a perfectly cylindrical brown 8 to 9" "tube" akin to this appear:


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    haha... the armenians that triple-analed one of my favorite easter euro porn stars, Alyssa, had this appear, I'm sure:


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    [pretty sure it stands for running back

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    He was signaling his demands for food to the negotiators during the standoff. He simply wanted Arbys or RB.

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    He was thirsty and wanted a root beer.

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    blah blah blah....

    i mean, yah, good theories all that you have espoused....

    but only one scent truly leads men to shoot unsuspecting cops:


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