[slayer14]

Accused of assault where did it go all wrong for this man?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-evidence.html

[slayer14]

How could he hurt sweet Amber

[Kermit]

Sometimes bitches need hit with an iphone.

[Johnnythunder]

This chick was a Dyke before marrying Johnny?

[marcoloco]

she's probably lying

[Bluehorseshoe]

If he hit her, it was the first hit he had in ten years.

[thechaoz]

Never marry

[JIBBBY]

She wants cash..

[Plaza23]

She's requesting $50,000 a month, exclusive use of their condo, and exclusive use of their 2015 Range Rover.

[The Kraken]

How do these stars fall for this shit?

She's a young girl, of course this was always going to happen

I'm sure she was out one niggt and some hot attorney approached her said "look, this is what you can ger, $50,000/month, the condo, the house and you don't have to answer to Johnny. You've earned this"

Me, of course Im gonna get married, I dont have shit. I have a little, but nothing worth preventing a legal union.

These stars are dumb fukks

[Snowball]

looks legit. Johnny Dipp raged out on coke and booze and (?)

never hit a woman, never throw your phone at her face.

his rep will suffer.

[Ratpack]

she isnt that young and is 30 and she got money herself shes about to be in the justice league movie and is going to be the love interest in the aquaman movies coke is a he!! of a drug

[JAKEPEAVY21]

guessing she is no angel either

[trobin31]

No prenuptial agreement either. Jack Sparrow not too bright.

[slayer14]

She was a lesbian i never knew that

[pavyracer]

She's requesting $50,000 a month, exclusive use of their condo, and exclusive use of their 2015 Range Rover.

[JIBBBY]

looks legit. Johnny Dipp raged out on coke and booze and (?)

never hit a woman, never throw your phone at her face.

his rep will suffer.

That's true.. You walk away and don't ever get physical..

You leave her for good, throw all her shit in storage and change the locks... Call your attorney, work it and stop answering her calls...

[OTL]

Another gold digging broad, making stories up with the hopes of a more favourable divorce settlement.

Next.

[slayer14]

Johnny Depp's marriage fell apart after he was 'driven insane by fear that Amber Heard was cheating with Cara Delevingne'

• The actor allegedly screamed 'you're making a fool out of me' at Heard
• Sources claim Cara, 23, constantly went out partying with his wife, 30
• Their 'quite flirty' behaviour allegedly sparked 'furious rows' with Depp
• Comes as Heard filed for divorce from Depp with domestic abuse claims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4A4jje3HH

[pavyracer]

Most 52 year old men I know would not mind if their 30 year old wife is sleeping with a 23 year old woman. Fukk..I would even join for a threesome in a heartbeat.

[slayer14]

She was embarrassing him what can the man do apart from violence.

[Auto Donk]

How could he hurt sweet Amber

sweet my ass.... this money grubbin' ho deserved a beat down by Capt'n Jack Sparrow.....

he was heard yelling out at the bitch, "let this forever be known as the last day you fuk with Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!"

[Auto Donk]

appears as if ol capt'n jack faced the "Curse of the Bi-Bitch".....

Aye, many a matey longs and desires the woman who can bring in other woman.... Capt'n Donk has drank from the cup of many such bi-babes, all the while knowing that while it may bring in many a glorious, hot threesome, it also opens up the field of potential mates for your babe to cheat with by about a factor of 1,000x...... the risks are great, as such a hot bi-babe can have sex with anyone, male or female, pretty much whenever the fuk she wants!!!!

Only the most confident of Captains can confidently sail in these waters...... As for Capt'n Donk, the dik was always good enough to dissuade his bisexual babe lovers from goin' over to the Isle de Carpet Muncher..... (or at least to his knowledge it was, anyway).....

Apparently the aging Capt'n Jack was not so lucky.....

[Auto Donk]

Most 52 year old men I know would not mind if their 30 year old wife is sleeping with a 23 year old woman. Fukk..I would even join for a threesome in a heartbeat.

this was the problem for ol Capt'n Jack..... he'd had the threesome with the young lasses, but now they were goin' behind his back, opting for strap-ons rather than his half-hard kahk (should have added viagra into the mix of drugs he prefers) and old, smokey breath.....

I often let my bi-babes get the party started before I arrived, giving them the freedom to explore each other unfettered by my presence and that of my video camera; letting them run free and wild for a few hours before I came back to my loft with more "booty" for us to partake in......

you have to know the psyche of the bibabe...... And then, as is readily apparent from the knowledge handed out in the Kracken's thread about pleasing women, you have to come on to the scene and, after they realize those f'n strapons are never as good as the real thing, give them what they truly desire.... And proceed to assert your dominance and command that pleasure be thrust upon you by both the bitches!~

that little compass on the night stand -- the one that doesn't point north but rather to the thing that the holder of said compass "wants the most in life".... Make them hold it.... it will point directly in the direction of Capt'n Donk's Kahk..... (sometimes it might first point to the lines you just chopped for them on the dining room table, but once that technicality is out of the way, it will definitely point directly at my junk....)

this is what Capt'n Jack's compass was pointing at..... instead of what Ms. heard was getting into... (Ol Jack Sparrow kept wondering why the gps on his compass kept pulling up 915 Franklin St, in H-town (coincidentally, my loft's address).... here's a little taste of why):

[packerd_00]

Johnny Depp isn't one of those guys I would have pegged as a wife beater. Even if the guy is completely innocent and she is just after his money,his career is f@cked.

[packerd_00]

Johnny Depp's marriage fell apart after he was 'driven insane by fear that Amber Heard was cheating with Cara Delevingne'

• The actor allegedly screamed 'you're making a fool out of me' at Heard
• Sources claim Cara, 23, constantly went out partying with his wife, 30
• Their 'quite flirty' behaviour allegedly sparked 'furious rows' with Depp
• Comes as Heard filed for divorce from Depp with domestic abuse claims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4A4jje3HH

Id have probably snapped to,any guy with a spine would.

[Auto Donk]

Id have probably snapped to,any guy with a spine would.

Aye, but snappin' and bouncing a cell phone off her head isn't the way to handle it......

get both of them back in bed, hand cuff/tie them up, asses up, then proceed to go anal on them, without the benefit of an enema.... go ass to mouth from girl to girl, ie, each babe gets to taste the other's dinner from last night via your chocostick..... repeat as necessary to get your point across.... then make them clean up the puke/shit/etc. as you go out with that hot babe that's been hittin you up on the side......

let them know this will be the penalty for all such bi-babe cheating..... they'll never do it again....

[packerd_00]

Aye, but snappin' and bouncing a cell phone off her head isn't the way to handle it......

get both of them back in bed, hand cuff/tie them up, asses up, then proceed to go anal on them, without the benefit of an enema.... go ass to mouth from girl to girl, ie, each babe gets to taste the other's dinner from last night via your chocostick..... repeat as necessary to get your point across.... then make them clean up the puke/shit/etc. as you go out with that hot babe that's been hittin you up on the side......

let them know this will be the penalty for all such bi-babe cheating..... they'll never do it again....

Yeah that could work,see if you were his lawyer you could share these tips with him.

But it isn't like Depp couldn't have his pick of tarts,just on name alone,wasting his energy on this one isn't worth the aggravation.

[Auto Donk]

Yeah that could work,see if you were his lawyer you could share these tips with him.

But it isn't like Depp couldn't have his pick of tarts,just on name alone,wasting his energy on this one isn't worth the aggravation.

Capt'n Jack is a weird bird..... this babe did something for him the thousands of others didn't.... that's why he wasted his energy, time, and now his money, on her.....

sometimes you can't help who "the one" turns out to be.... then you're stuck with her..... I've stayed in relationships that turned rough for a while, trying to fix/repair them.... sometimes tho, you have to realize as a man, THAT YOU CAN'T FIX CRAZY!

AND, as we older guys often tender advice to the younger SBR posters..... HEED THIS ADVICE AND ALWAYS KEEP IT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS:

the hotter a bitch is, and older she is, yet has never been married, MEANS HER CRAZY QUOTIENT IS OFF THE MUTHA FUKKIN' CHARTS!!!!!!!!!

if you find yourself dating such a bitch, get ready for a whole 'nother level of crazy bitch antics you didn't even know existed!!!

[packerd_00]

Capt'n Jack is a weird bird..... this babe did something for him the thousands of others didn't.... that's why he wasted his energy, time, and now his money, on her.....

sometimes you can't help who "the one" turns out to be.... then you're stuck with her..... I've stayed in relationships that turned rough for a while, trying to fix/repair them.... sometimes tho, you have to realize as a man, THAT YOU CAN'T FIX CRAZY!

AND, as we older guys often tender advice to the younger SBR posters..... HEED THIS ADVICE AND ALWAYS KEEP IT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS:

the hotter a bitch is, and older she is, yet has never been married, MEANS HER CRAZY QUOTIENT IS OFF THE MUTHA FUKKIN' CHARTS!!!!!!!!!

if you find yourself dating such a bitch, get ready for a whole 'nother level of crazy bitch antics you didn't even know existed!!!

Wise words Donk.

Cheers!

[Auto Donk]

yes, one such babe was a serial dater and dated one of the top litigators of a local branch of a nyc firm, a pro football player, a pro baseball player, me, and some shiek-like character from the middle east whose identity I never could pin down, but it was always interesting....

a normal crazy bitch breaks a date with you for perhaps another local schlong, and you see them out at a hot club, but an ultra crazy bitch breaks it to fly to new york city and, after lying to you about it, the f'n horny camera man at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade picks her out of the crowd,and you see her on tv the morning after she was supposed to have gone out with you......

a normal crazy bitch makes up a white lie about her children being sick, and the goes out on a date locally, an uber crazy ho winds up in LA for two weeks after saying her kid (born out of wedlock to some top male model character) is ill..... gets her men/lies so confused that when you talk to her during the week about a week after she lied, she forgot what the hell excuse she gave you, and now is at the f'n Oscars and will be back in h town in a few days..... would call me up from Dubai saying she couldn't wait to see me, but then I realized she'd intended to leave the message for some other guy with the same name as me......

despite all that, and my total infatuation with her due to her being the absolute finest bitch i'd ever banged, I enjoyed my time with her; lucky to have not gone all-in with my heart, but only my crank.....

if my next girlfriend hadn't wiped every photo of her from my computer one night after i'd passed out, I'd post a few photos of her.... one of God's finest creations by far.... But that next girlfriend, with off the chart looks as well, but not "Ms. America's" looks (that was the nickname the next babe and her friends gave to the crazy ho), turned out to be 100x the "person" that Ms. America was, and due to being the truest, sweetest, and kinkiest of them all, won the DonkLand Sweepsteaks, and was my "all in" girlfriend for the next four years.....

would probably still be with her had she not passed away during an all night love makin' session....

as for the impact of the uber crazy ho, the nyc branch office litigator damn near lost his position due to trying to keep up with her and the coke habit he'd picked up while dating/fueling her; the football player got cut, and the astros pitcher had his worst year ever and was traded (talking heads were wondering "what the hell happened" -- I knew all to well what had happened to the poor guy) -- and as for the sheik, fuk, I still don't have a clue