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    Which Poster Has The Best Vocabulary?

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    A) The Giant

    B) Auto Donk

    C) BiteMeUSDoj

    D) The Prick

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    I'd go with Eddy Munny.

    He doesn't post all that often, very underrated.

    Spends most of his time making love to women he's picked up at spelling bee contests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'd go with Eddy Munny.

    He doesn't post all that often, very underrated.

    Spends most of his time making love to women he's picked up at spelling bee contests.
    I can't believe I forgot about Eddy. I think he was a former poet.

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    isaiah

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    Quote Originally Posted by charcoalbbq View Post
    isaiah
    He Is ok

    Needs to get out to PT more

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    who the fuk cares- how does that rank??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'd go with Eddy Munny.

    He doesn't post all that often, very underrated.

    Spends most of his time making love to women he's picked up at spelling bee contests.
    hands down Eddy Munny.

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    There are a lot of smart guys here but I would think a RussianRocket wins the award

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    I believe that vocabulary tends to correlate strongly with winning.

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    all i know is it DAM sure aint me and the prick ..we counrty u no

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    Bite me talks gooder than all's the others.

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    Swinging Johnson a close 2nd
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    Auto donk? I like the guy but you guys can't be serious. Guy has the worst grammar on the board. I feel more stupid every time I read his posts, just a bunch of run on sentences with misplaced dashes and commas, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Auto donk? I like the guy but you guys can't be serious. Guy has the worst grammar on the board. I feel more stupid every time I read his posts, just a bunch of run on sentences with misplaced dashes and commas, etc.
    not trying to win any grammar award here; and generally type stream of conscience when going off here, as compared to my day job of legal brief and letter writing, where I have to be precise and have the use of a tool in WordPerfect called "Grammatic."

    the best course I ever took as far as writing is concerned was "technical writing 301" at aTm, it taught me how to write extremely well. I generally don't use those skillz, rather, waste those skillz, when goin' ghetto on da board, bitch.....

    all that, and the fact that you don't get it, is a compliment, as the gays generally never relate to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    not trying to win any grammar award here; and generally type stream of conscience when going off here, as compared to my day job of legal brief and letter writing, where I have to be precise and have the use of a tool in WordPerfect called "Grammatic."

    the best course I ever took as far as writing is concerned was "technical writing 301" at aTm, it taught me how to write extremely well. I generally don't use those skillz, rather, waste those skillz, when goin' ghetto on da board, bitch.....

    all that, and the fact that you don't get it, is a compliment, as the gays generally never relate to me.
    lol didn't mean to offend you. You should look into teaching some creative writing classes on the side or writing fiction books. Your stories are outlandish and amusing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Which Poster Has The Best Vocabulary?


    Even though the muskrat on top of his noggin helps him with the multisyllabic words, I'd still give the nod to tt... for they're a team.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0iAlSsQBA
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    No contest! ShantyStar followed by Sarunas as #2.

    I bitch your world your crazy dog vs. the dog of a blind vision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    lol didn't mean to offend you. You should look into teaching some creative writing classes on the side or writing fiction books. Your stories are outlandish and amusing
    no offense taken.... takes alot to offend me on sbr; main offense is taking bad beats in the sbr poker room.....

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    Mo
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    Eloquence, rather than vocab.

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    The English language has become bastardized where rules of grammar, context and even spelling are now regarded as nuisances. There was a time not long ago when carefully crafted communicative conveyances replete with not only proper form but clearly articulated thoughts, nuances and emotions were the norm rather than the exception. A growing and collective insouciance has engulfed our language which is reflective of a society that is not merely changing but unfortunately devolving.

    This is why I turn to SBR so that I may be regaled with witty banter and clever repartee. You my friends are the salvation which is why I turn to videos of JJ Gold whenever I fear that this morally bankrupt society is beyond salvation. He is the beacon of light in a darkening abyss. Good day and keep fighting the good fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    The English language has become bastardized where rules of grammar, context and even spelling are now regarded as nuisances. There was a time not long ago when carefully crafted communicative conveyances replete with not only proper form but clearly articulated thoughts, nuances and emotions were the norm rather than the exception. A growing and collective insouciance has engulfed our language which is reflective of a society that is not merely changing but unfortunately devolving.

    This is why I turn to SBR so that I may be regaled with witty banter and clever repartee. You my friends are the salvation which is why I turn to videos of JJ Gold whenever I fear that this morally bankrupt society is beyond salvation. He is the beacon of light in a darkening abyss. Good day and keep fighting the good fight.
    Very nice, Swinger ^^... but you could've just said you're desirous to run off with jj in San Fran-wedded-bliss and be done with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Very nice, Swinger ^^... but you could've just said you're desirous to run off with jj in San Fran-wedded-bliss and be done with it.
    How can I argue Biter? Brevity is far more impressive than pleonastic ramblings. And thank you for your generosity. The children will have pizza this Christmas thanks to Uncle Biter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    The children will have pizza this Christmas thanks to Uncle Biter
    Nice.
    I'm sure you're filled with peace & serenity to have an Uncle like me around dispensing faux cheese & pepperoni on a gluten infested crust, rather than what donker's kids had to endure from their uncle:

    https://screen.yahoo.com/uncle-roy-050000530.html

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    Swinging Johnson is the Charles Dickens of SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Swinging Johnson is the Charles Dickens of SBR.
    Sharp post ^^

    Peculiarly, did you guys know that Dickens also wrote under the nom de plume:"Swinging Tiny Tim"

    Apparently, Dickens was more giant of literature than anything anatomical, but I did certainly enjoy his ribald sequel of his classic: A Tail and Two Titties

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    Sharp post ^^

    Peculiarly, did you guys know that Dickens also wrote under the nom de plume:"Swinging Tiny Tim"

    Apparently, Dickens was more giant of literature than anything anatomical, but I did certainly enjoy his ribald sequel of his classic: A Tail and Two Titties

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