Tinder pick up lines

jjgold · 08-21-15, 03:39 PM

Lol

Why would you even use something like that most of the girls on their hookers

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 03:48 PM

Nah man all college chicks around me. There's actually a stockpile of hot young tight whipper snappers

downsouth · 08-21-15, 03:52 PM

Whoreshit, it wasnt that long ago that I went to college and we still had to go to bars to pick up strange.

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Whoreshit, it wasnt that long ago that I went to college and we still had to go to bars to pick up strange.

Nah now you don't even have to go out. Its the best app ever created, singles out all people around you in the same age group, and 99% are all looking to hook up.

downsouth · 08-21-15, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by FlipsideRM

Nah now you don't even have to go out. Its the best app ever created, singles out all people around you in the same age group, and 99% are all looking to hook up.

I know, And it is rather recent. Im in my mid 30s and it just wasn't around.

blackHIPPY · 08-21-15, 04:54 PM

What dat mouf do?

Auto Donk · 08-21-15, 04:56 PM

reach back and grab some sack!!!!

nanderson1134 · 08-21-15, 04:59 PM

New in the city and need some titty

Ralphie Halves · 08-21-15, 05:03 PM

"Shove beef jerky into my ass and let me feed it to you"

Keeper

Auto Donk · 08-21-15, 05:18 PM

ive eaten plenty of bananas and even a few plantains out of pussies and asses........ but never a stick of Jack Lynks

Triple_D_Bet · 08-21-15, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

I know, And it is rather recent. Im in my mid 30s and it just wasn't around.

Price we pay living in a fast-paced world...I'm sure people not much older than us were thinking "whoreshit! It wasn't that long ago I had to leave my house to get porn"

Auto Donk · 08-21-15, 05:49 PM

funniest line i read was his-no-gettin'-laid ass asking some whore what her favorite candy is!!!!! hahahaha

downsouth · 08-21-15, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet

Price we pay living in a fast-paced world...I'm sure people not much older than us were thinking "whoreshit! It wasn't that long ago I had to leave my house to get porn"

Thats true, I may not have been able to take advantage of the age of easy internet hookups but Ill be damned If I wasnt in my prime right in the middle of the masturbation renaissance.

BigDofBA · 08-21-15, 07:32 PM

People that rely on tinder have no game.

The conversations speak for themselves.

99% of Girls that are worth anything don't need to find hookups on tinder. They just leave the house.

DiggityDaggityDo · 08-21-15, 07:36 PM

Flipper, Bailey is the kind of girl you can take home for Christmas to meet Mom.

Dot let this one get away.

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Flipper, Bailey is the kind of girl you can take home for Christmas to meet Mom.

Dot let this one get away.

Definitely a keeper

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

funniest line i read was his-no-gettin'-laid ass asking some whore what her favorite candy is!!!!! hahahaha

Lol I'm pretty satisfied with how many times I'm getting laid these days donk. But yeah I say some crazy shit on there, this is only a few demonstrations for you guys lmao.

Ra77er · 08-21-15, 09:55 PM

Flipper has the charm must be nice these days to keep it to one liners

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by Ra77er

Flipper has the charm must be nice these days to keep it to one liners

Oh yeah. I usually just open it up with "can I pound or slap your ass tonight". The girls who respond are ready to go to pound town that night lmao.

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 10:12 PM

Freaks.

DiggityDaggityDo · 08-21-15, 10:45 PM

Keep em coming flipper.

jjgold · 08-21-15, 11:06 PM

everyone gets laid on tinder

no how about maybe 10%

Its like the guy that says he slept with 50 girls..no in reality maybe 2

Ra77er · 08-21-15, 11:09 PM

JJ you are too cynical, these kids today have made sex like a business transaction (minimal human interaction) without having to pay. I cannot tell if I am jealous or if I am sad that the relationship aspect is slowly dying. You were lucky to get 2 in high school now I bet that number is 20.

FlipsideRM · 08-21-15, 11:55 PM

Jj I'll hook you up

tony_come · 08-22-15, 01:59 AM

I'm horny

pico · 08-22-15, 04:31 AM

neat

jjgold · 08-22-15, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by FlipsideRM

Jj I'll hook you up

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many photos are fake on their

Its all a game........I do not play them

The Kraken · 08-23-15, 12:00 AM

Good for you JJ

You don't want to end up like Stu, knowing you're carrying around a lady boys load frkm the night before and you just shot yours on the floor

jayfly · 08-23-15, 01:01 AM

"Wanna come over and point your brown eye at my ceiling fan"

Worked for me last night.

sshz · 08-23-15, 01:08 AM

Jeez......I know I'm OLD when I read shit like this.

flyingillini · 08-23-15, 01:10 AM

We chat, zalo, tagged, hi 5, line are gold mines and much better than tinder. I live in Israel 6 months out of the year and Vietnam 6 months out of the year, those apps are very easy to penetrate girls. Zalo is by far the easiest.

marcoloco · 08-23-15, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Whoreshit, it wasnt that long ago that I went to college and we still had to go to bars to pick up strange.

we had it rough, kids these days dont know how good they have it

Ra77er · 08-23-15, 02:13 PM

I thought rooster pics was how it started now you have to have a personality??? These girls are getting more and more complicated.

RIP Favre, hope he reads Flippers style here to keep pounding those hot ones.

TheMoneyShot · 08-23-15, 04:21 PM

Not saying POF is any better... but there are some dirty fukking girls on Tinder. I know 2 of them... and gdamn... pussies smelled big time. I don't think even a rubber would block some of the disease inside these chicks.