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    jjgold
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    #1 Thing Guys Lie About Is Women Sex Partners



    Its usually less than 10% of what they actually claim

    100??? Lucky to be 5 at best

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    So you basically never had sex with a woman Mr. Clean..LOL 😁

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    Doesn't masturbating to the same girl 10 times count as 1 real experience? It's as if you know her by then.

    Also, do prostitutes count?

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    Is this a Seaweed thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Its usually less than 10% of what they actually claim

    100??? Lucky to be 5 at best
    Not you...because you can't find any

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    Paver one thing about me I do not lie and tell stories about women


    always verified

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    You have to discuss it to lie about it.

    Not really something people talk about in my circles lol.

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    I have been with 15 chicks since Monday

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    Attn. Moneyshotter

    the gauntlet has clearly been thrown down by our homecat Booya711er here

    what is your ratcheted whore count this week pal?

    we are aware that this is a marathon not a sprint

    an antibiotics for STDs fueled marathon
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Its usually less than 10% of what they actually claim

    100??? Lucky to be 5 at best
    this is one of your strangest threads yet JJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    So you basically never had sex with a woman Mr. Clean..LOL 😁
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ng-cougar.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I have been with 15 chicks since Monday
    Verified

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Verified

    Just spit out my drink DS...unreal!

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    If you would of kept it at 5 I would of supported you...when you went to 15...you forced me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    If you would of kept it at 5 I would of supported you...when you went to 15...you forced me
    Good shit

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    Bear how many girls have you been with?? 50????\

    Sanchez?? 26??

    Booya?? 11??

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    I've been with more than 100, but I'll take food over any of them any day

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    Antibet you have not been with 100

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    if you been with 100 you probably have crabs

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    I slepted with 1 but a long time ago

    No idea though what slept means

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    I have been in the presence of 350 women

    I have kissed about 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I slepted with 1 but a long time ago

    No idea though what slept means
    slept means you got your noodle moist

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Its usually less than 10% of what they actually claim

    100??? Lucky to be 5 at best
    I disagree JJ.
    I would say lying about # of women slept with is #2 on the list of lies.

    #1 on the list of lies is: # of men guys have slept with....well at least at SBR.

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    so tough to close a deal with a woman

    only a few guys are good closers

    most get to 1st base...I just get a smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    so tough to close a deal with a woman

    only a few guys are good closers

    most get to 1st base...I just get a smile
    Women usually do the 40 yard dash in the opposite direction you are coming from when you smile.

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    Paver get back in your laker scoreless thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver get back in your laker scoreless thread
    I would if you post a picture of yourself smiling.

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    I'm confused. When seaweed makes threads like this everyone calls him a retard & asks that he kill himself.

    When JJ posts useless threads, its like the greatest thing ever.
    You either post productive sports betting or you're a waste of time.
    What gives?

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    Jay I post facts

    Its what people want to here at SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I'm confused. When seaweed makes threads like this everyone calls him a retard & asks that he kill himself.

    When JJ posts useless threads, its like the greatest thing ever.
    You either post productive sports betting or you're a waste of time.
    What gives?

    Dudes that ask other dudes about their sex lives are light as a Cran Brrr Rita commercial


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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post

    Also, do prostitutes count?
    Good question.

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    Hookers???

    Nah of course does not count

    Thats fake sex

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