1. 10-28-14 08:27 PM #1
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    BEER Delivery man Hailed as HERO after he takes out a lil --



    Can't make up the shit up. What the hell is wrong with these little --, Archie?

    Worst robbery attempt ever? If they can't even rob stores right, what else they gonna do?

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  2. 10-28-14 09:18 PM #2
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    Meg needs a sandwich
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  3. 10-28-14 11:15 PM #3
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    Robbers parents will probably sue under some child abuse law as big mean beer guy was beating up on the poor little 14 year old angel.
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  4. 10-28-14 11:20 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post


    Meg needs a sandwich

    Her agility is a turn on.
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  5. 10-28-14 11:27 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Robbers parents will probably sue under some child abuse law as big mean beer guy was beating up on the poor little 14 year old angel.
    I laughed when I first read this but the more I think about it... stay tuned
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  6. 10-28-14 11:46 PM #6
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    good thing she recently replaced the batteries in that shock stick she generally uses to zap her clit with when there's no customers in the store........
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  7. 10-29-14 12:00 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    good thing she recently replaced the batteries in that shock stick she generally uses to zap her clit with when there's no customers in the store........
    You just knew that someone here was going to come up with that
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  8. 10-29-14 12:09 AM #8
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    Unreal Donkey

    That lady is methed out

    Oklahomans are weird people
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  9. 10-29-14 12:13 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Unreal Donkey

    That lady is methed out

    Oklahomans are weird people
    having spent some time there, i'm quite certain they could fence in the entire state and turn it into one big prison, as the whole fuckin' state is methed up........ Roy D. Mercer could be the f'n warden!

    we could always send Snake Pliskin in if we needed to get something out of that cesspool!
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  10. 10-29-14 12:17 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    good thing she recently replaced the batteries in that shock stick she generally uses to zap her clit with when there's no customers in the store........
    Sharp post.
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    Love Roy Damn Mercer
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    Quote Originally Posted by shopbar picks View Post
    Love Roy Damn Mercer
    By-God!
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  14. 10-29-14 01:00 AM #14
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    It's like retards vs super retards. Jesus h Christ on a Popsicle stick.
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    Not a popsicle stick. Corn dog stick. Right through his cheek. GauchoJake how big a boy are ya. Nothing to me to open a big can of whoop ass
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    one of my favorites:

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  18. 10-29-14 02:59 AM #18
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    Love Rd . Thanks for putting up that vid. But had to watch ray Stevens. I'm a logger. Quite possibly the toughet man in the entire universe. Great song. Think it's a sad country. Again thanks.
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  19. 10-29-14 08:26 AM #19
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    Donker

    That was one trainwreck of a robbery(and reenactment) beer delivery guy obviously the most normal of the bunch
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  20. 10-29-14 09:47 PM #20
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    She still crax me up
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  21. 10-30-14 04:33 PM #21
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    I just bought my wife one of those "clit zappers", uh, I mean, uh, ..... "personal protection devices" for xmas on lay-a-way.....

    should go good with the 12.5 horsepower "back massager" I got her two years ago. u know, the wand with the giant vibrating ball at the end of it......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    good thing she recently replaced the batteries in that shock stick she generally uses to zap her clit with when there's no customers in the store........
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    what state is this Arkansas? somewhere backwoods in the south
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  24. 10-31-14 04:34 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    good thing she recently replaced the batteries in that shock stick she generally uses to zap her clit with when there's no customers in the store........
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