1. 01-01-14 05:17 AM #1
    Petey Wheatstraw
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    What Food or Meal Gives You the Best Walkawy Terd?

    With me, I find that a Chinese food dinner does it. Starting with hot tea, wonton soup, eggroll and than a dish filled with Chinese vegetables and white meat chicken. End with a fortune cookie and there's the formula for me.

    The next day, that terd will come out in usually two 12 ick beauties with the approximate diameter of a half smoke 1 1/2 X.

    This will provide a clean, no brown wipe with little to no facial tissue needed.

    It also provides a good feeling of total evacuation of your pooper shooter.

    Anyone else have a good walkawy story or recommendation?

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  2. 01-01-14 08:45 AM #2
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    walkawy?
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  3. 01-01-14 09:37 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    walkawy?
    Sorry missed a letter. "WALKAWAY"
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  4. 01-01-14 10:49 AM #4
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    Taco Bell or Chipotle
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  5. 01-01-14 01:47 PM #5
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    Chipotle Burrito with the following:

    Barbacoa
    White Rice
    Black Beans
    Sour Cream
    Lettuce
    Pico de Gallo
    Cheese

    If I eat that then stop for a Dunkin Donuts coffee and throw in a chew, I'll be rapid fire shitting within 15 minutes.
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  6. 01-01-14 09:18 PM #6
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    A walkaway turd is a matter of luck. Like gambling.
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  7. 01-02-14 03:49 PM #7
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    what the hell is a walkaway?
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  8. 01-02-14 06:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    what the hell is a walkaway?
    It's pooping within a matter of 10 seconds from sitting your A$$ on the seat. Poop pops out. And it's such a good sh#$ you don't even have to use a roll of toilet paper. OP is suggesting no wipes. But I don't know how that's possible? I think one wipe and you're doing awfully well.
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