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    Big Bear
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    If given exactly 24 Hours in Vegas

    Whats your itinerary?


    sitting at the pool drinkin mai tai's?

    Table games?

    Sportsbook?

    Shopping?

    hitting up shows?

    go carts?

    Looking for cocaine and strippers?

    smoker check in

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    $1 non smoking blackjack table, drinking shots of fireball, all while playing keno...

    Then of course dumpster diving and bonus whoring with fishhead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    $1 non smoking blackjack table, drinking shots of fireball, all while playing keno...

    Then of course dumpster diving and bonus whoring with fishhead
    non-smoking black jack for $1 where is that?

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    Party, dine out and check out a show. I don't need casinos, got pinnacle!

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    6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
    6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
    6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
    7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
    8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
    8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
    9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
    9:30 - Place wagers.
    10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
    11:15 - Order lunch
    12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
    12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
    1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of pool/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
    4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
    4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
    6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
    9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
    11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
    1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

    Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.

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    Sportsbook/race book

    Then in between fuk 5 hookers non cover


    My dream

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    Going to the Pawn Stars place. Hit up the sports book on a football day or March Madness. Then eating some good food and playing a big poker tournament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post

    Table games?

    Craps...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
    6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
    6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
    7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
    8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
    8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
    9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
    9:30 - Place wagers.
    10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
    11:15 - Order lunch
    12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
    12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
    1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of pool/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
    4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
    4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
    6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
    9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
    11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
    1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

    Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.
    you mention watching games from poolside cabana...

    is there a cabana rental that lets you get NFL sunday ticket? bc that would be sweet

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    Mandalay bay
    Poolside
    Mrs Milwaukee
    Mrs Bigday
    Strippers
    Hookers
    Weed
    Sportsbook
    Pai gow
    Baccarat
    Craps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    you mention watching games from poolside cabana...

    is there a cabana rental that lets you get NFL sunday ticket? bc that would be sweet

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    Craps, pop some Roxi 30's, smoke a joint, hit the clubs

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    Head out to M or Red Rock, sportsbook and tables until I turn into a pumpkin.

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    been there done that 1000x

    kinda sick of it.

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    Read a good book at the pool

    And sleep

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    never been there, i would get some room service for breakfast, get a nice prostitue, hit up a sportsbook, watch the day games, get a nice prostitute for during halftime, go eat a nice sandwich, hit up the pool with 2 working girls then enjoy a threesome with them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sportsbook/race book

    Then in between fuk 5 hookers non cover


    My dream
    That's BS, coach.
    Last year, you said you were a shut in while there. Kept ordering room service and stayed in the room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    been there done that 1000x

    kinda sick of it.
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Mandalay bay
    Poolside
    Mrs Milwaukee
    Mrs Bigday

    Strippers
    Hookers
    Weed
    Sportsbook
    Pai gow
    Baccarat
    Craps
    Smoke, you sicko

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    8am.. wake up.. wash face get dressed smoke a joint

    830 ish.. head down to books.. look at lines.. try to find anything slow moving and see if its something i want..

    9ish lay bets.. usually 2-3 i dont hit a ton of games wheni go to vegas.. usually i buy 2-3 tickets at a time.. 200-500$ a game..

    930ish walk into Bouchon and get my grub on.. some bubbles..some quality food.. and its time for the pool

    10-1pm sit at pool and get shit faced.. usually hit a pool club.. cabana.. etc.. depends on my group and etc..

    2 pm have lunch..

    3.. head back to the book.. check games.. lay more action .. maybe hang out a bit at the book. .have a few drinks.. smoke a stogie with the boys..

    4-6 is usually back at the pool...

    6-8 .. smoke again.. disco nap..

    8ish dinner .. Social House... tao.. something nice..

    930-12ish.. wander up and down .. hit craps tables.. maybe some other games. .. my crew prefers craps, blackjack.. and 3 card poker..

    1230ish.. call around and see who is in town and who can help me out.. head over to a few clubs.. check out the new venues etc..

    3-5ish leave clubs.. head over to Grand Lux .. eat late.. pass out..

    wash rinse repeat...

    if you dont do bouchon while you are there.. u are a fool..

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    Craps, Craps, Craps

    Hit ATM reload

    Craps, Craps, Craps
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    Similar to bigday for me...


    6am - Wake up. Time change always gets me up early.
    6:15 - Phone in room service breakfast, jump in shower.
    6:45 - Chow some muffins, sausage links, and fruit.
    7:15 - Find some premium coffee.
    8 - Grab a reserved cabana at the pool for mmachicka. Sit down for a bit and relax.
    8:30 - Go to sportbook and demand them to get their fukken ass out of bed and print some fuggen sheets! Day ball games start at 9-10am there...
    9 - They finnaly get their azz in gear and print sheets. Sit down and study lines.
    9:30 - Place wagers.
    10 - Back at poolside cabana to watch day games. Sipping on a bloodymary.
    11:15 - Order lunch
    12pm - Chow some cole cuts and cheese sampler.
    12:30 - Start drinking heavily now as day game action going south... Typically light beer. If you drink all day, stick to light beer.
    1 to 3 - Study game from pool cabana/Let mmachicka know how much I lover her/dip in and out of MMA chicka/Sip on an occasional pina colada or mojito.
    4pm - On way back up to room to change, lay evening wagers at sportbook.
    4:30 - Have some fun with the spousal unit/mmackicka in room then shower up and get ready for nice dinner reservation.
    6:30 - Chow some surf n turf and split a nice bottle of vino.
    9 - Hit up a nice show. If we don't do a show we'll stroll the strip/shop/Dip into new parts of casinos we haven't been to yet.
    11 - Text Loshak and ask him where the party is at.
    1 to 2 - I'm old and hit the bed.

    Complete relaxation mode for me when I go to Vegas.
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    Drive down the strip in a rental car with my ass cheeks hanging out the windows.

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    My answer depends on the circumstances

    Like am I taking a quick 24 hour trip to Vegas or did I cross the wrong people there & now I know that I've only got 24 hrs til they find me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by etothep View Post
    My answer depends on the circumstances

    Like am I taking a quick 24 hour trip to Vegas or did I cross the wrong people there & now I know that I've only got 24 hrs til they find me?
    24 hour trip. Vegas is one of the safest cities in America i doubt you would have to worry about anyone starting trouble. The whole city is under 24/7 survaliance

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    Everyone loves Vegas Period

    Especially if your a sports bettor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone loves Vegas Period

    Especially if your a sports bettor
    what you mean period?

    whats your typical day in vegas JJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    what you mean period?

    whats your typical day in vegas JJ?
    JJ 24 hour trip is basically this

    5:30am: rolls out of bed with pillow lines all pressed into his face
    5:31am:checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    5:45am: decides not to shower for the day
    5:46am: decides not to brush his teeth for the day
    5:47am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    6:01am: puts on sweat pants and a stained white t-shirt that he wore the day before
    6:02am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    6:07am: starts the process of putting on his wig
    10:27am: 4 hours later he finally managed to convince himself the placement of the wig actually looks like hair
    10:50am: walks out of the dump hotel he stayed at on freemont st
    11:27am: bus finally picks him up to bring him to the strip and drops him off at the Wynn
    11:57am: goes to the restroom to adjust his wig
    11:59am: grabs a coffee and rotation schedule,
    12:00pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    12:12am: places wagers in the sportsbook
    12:13am: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    12:34am: takes a cab to southpoint
    12:50pm: eats a jumbo cole cut sandwich
    12:51pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    12:55pm: places bets and sits in the sportsbook
    12:59pm: checks SBR, EOG, the rx, madjacks, peepsplace
    10:30pm: starts calling people to ** him money for a plane ticket since he's barreled in
    11:44pm: sleeps on a bench by the airport
    6:05am: gets on a plane and goes home.
    Last edited by darkhat; 09-16-13 at 05:12 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Smoke, you sicko
    Shady I would preggo both
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    Typical 24 hour day when I lived there.

    Get up 10-11 am.

    Workout or walk for 45 minutes to hour.

    Boring lunch.

    Get boring everyday stuff for house at Home Depot, WalMart, Etc.

    Hang around house until work.

    Leave for work 5 pm.

    Get in cab for work for 10 plus hours.

    Nothing exciting happens at all.

    Cash out small money for big bill at Gold Coast.

    Turn in money 4 am.

    Repeat. Boring if you live there. Gets old quick.

    On days off head to Red Rock or Mt Charleston, or golf at Muni.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone loves Vegas Period

    Especially if your a sports bettor

    Too noisy and loud for me.

    Too many people.

    Too many sexy women.

    Fukks me up cause of my anxiety problems.

    Easier to bet local/online and stay to my miserable self.

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    Whores

    Sportsbook

    Nose Candy

    Check out one of these topless pool things at the hotels

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyhawk View Post
    Typical 24 hour day when I lived there.

    Get up 10-11 am.

    Workout or walk for 45 minutes to hour.



    Boring lunch.

    Get boring everyday stuff for house at Home Depot, WalMart, Etc.

    Hang around house until work.

    Leave for work 5 pm.

    Get in cab for work for 10 plus hours.

    Nothing exciting happens at all.

    Cash out small money for big bill at Gold Coast.

    Turn in money 4 am.

    Repeat. Boring if you live there. Gets old quick.

    On days off head to Red Rock or Mt Charleston, or golf at Muni.
    You could ay that about any place in world

    Its what you make of it

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    Louisvillekid1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    non-smoking black jack for $1 where is that?
    Ive sent this post to TJ & CC for the

    COMMON MAN, segment

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    Kid I thought you smoked??

    Cigars??

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