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    daneblazer
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    Being a fat, lazy, burden on society

    How do you guys do it? Got a few weeks off so I'm trying not to work out and sit around the couch playing playstation and eating pizza and KFC and I feel like shit. I called my mom to see if I could move in with her for the week and sleep in the spare room or garage and she said I was crazy. I told her I wouldn't be expensive and just eat hot pockets all day.

    Could look for a a new job but why bother. Maybe one of the guys in the bowling league I'm in will get me a 9 to 5'er. A few months of that will be enough to get me settled with my book so I don't have to go underground. I swear I'm never betting NBA again.

    Might catfish some girls on Hot or Not later today. Need to make them think I make 100-200k a year betting foots and baskets. You guys got any pointers on how to pull that off?

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    ApricotSinner32
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    tto827
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    sickler
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    Get a real looking fake Rolex. Take a closeup pic holding something in your hand for the girls on hot or not. Make sure the watch is in the pic.

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    Cuse0323
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    Drugs help the boredom.

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    Big Bear
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    lol cheer up guy . think positive

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    MoneyLineDawg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Drugs help the boredom.



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    Grits n' Gravy
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    I'm sure tt posts on a fat, useless, disappointment to his family forum and gives his expert advice. Seek answers from fat yoda.

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    TheWinner55
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    lol

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    I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

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