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  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #1
    Being a fat, lazy, burden on society
    How do you guys do it? Got a few weeks off so I'm trying not to work out and sit around the couch playing playstation and eating pizza and KFC and I feel like shit. I called my mom to see if I could move in with her for the week and sleep in the spare room or garage and she said I was crazy. I told her I wouldn't be expensive and just eat hot pockets all day.

    Could look for a a new job but why bother. Maybe one of the guys in the bowling league I'm in will get me a 9 to 5'er. A few months of that will be enough to get me settled with my book so I don't have to go underground. I swear I'm never betting NBA again.

    Might catfish some girls on Hot or Not later today. Need to make them think I make 100-200k a year betting foots and baskets. You guys got any pointers on how to pull that off?
  • ApricotSinner32
    Restricted User
    • 11-28-10
    • 10648

    #2
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    • tto827
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-01-12
      • 9078

      #3
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Get a real looking fake Rolex. Take a closeup pic holding something in your hand for the girls on hot or not. Make sure the watch is in the pic.
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        • k13
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-16-10
          • 18104

          #5
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            Drugs help the boredom.
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            • Big Bear
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-01-11
              • 43253

              #7
              lol cheer up guy . think positive
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              • MoneyLineDawg
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-01-09
                • 13253

                #8
                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                Drugs help the boredom.


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                • Grits n' Gravy
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-10-10
                  • 13024

                  #9
                  I'm sure tt posts on a fat, useless, disappointment to his family forum and gives his expert advice. Seek answers from fat yoda.
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                  • TheWinner55
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 11-29-12
                    • 27

                    #10
                    lol
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                    • boscotherock
                      SBR Rookie
                      • 07-04-11
                      • 23

                      #11
                      I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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