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**KVB** · 03-06-20, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Oh wow... Jay-Z and Beyonce stayed sitting in their seats during the Super Bowl anthem.

Did you here his reason when backlash started to come?

What happened was, we got there, we were sitting, and now the show’s about to start. My wife was with me, and so she says to me, “I know this feeling right here.” Like, she’s super-nervous because she’s performed at Super Bowls before. I haven’t. So we get there and we immediately jump into artist mode … now I’m really just looking at the show. Did the mic start? Was it too low to start? … I had to explain to them [that] as an artist, if you don’t feel the music, you can’t really reach that level.

What a crock of shit. Everyone stood for the anthem and what, he went into artist mode and forgot all about it?

Reminds of when R Kelly went into "artist mode" in the middle of his disastrous National Anthem, calling for everyone to clap their hands...

**deadphish** · 03-06-20, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by nyplayer33

More die of flu by farrrrrrrr

the flu has existed longer by farrrrrrrr.
this virus is "new" (spreading more & more)
flu has a vaccine

**JIBBBY** · 03-06-20, 01:36 PM

People are freaking out at Costco stores all over Cali trying to buy paper goods and bottled water.. I don't get it? How is toilet paper and bottle of water gonna save you from the virus?

#CostcoPanicBuying Takes Hold in Southern California, as Shoppers Talk of Coronavirus – NBC Los Angeles

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/costco-panic-buying-coronavirus/2321449/

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

People are freaking out at Costco stores all over Cali trying to buy paper goods and bottled water.. I don't get it? How is toilet paper and bottle of water gonna save you from the virus?

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/c...virus/2321449/

It's not going to save you Jibby, but when you run out of TP enjoy wiping your asshole with rocks.

**Chi_archie** · 03-06-20, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

People are freaking out at Costco stores all over Cali trying to buy paper goods and bottled water.. I don't get it? How is toilet paper and bottle of water gonna save you from the virus?

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/c...virus/2321449/

if you have to self quarantine or just don't want to go out and get infected possibly, wouldn't you want to have to not wipe your ass with your old nudie magazine centerfolds?

**KRIT** · 03-06-20, 01:47 PM

I live in Seattle and people are definitely being careful. Public areas are pretty empty. Stores are without a lot of items like soap and cleaners. I’m still going out but not unless I really have to. When I do go to the store or wherever, I just try to avoid close contact with people and make sure I don’t touch my face. Anytime I get home I wash my hands. It’s kind of nuts being in a place where the national media is focused on. I’m so used to watching the news about some other area of the country that is in trouble, so it is weird being where everyone is talking about.

At first I was more scared, but the more I’ve learned, it isn’t as bad as some people are making it out to be. While it can be dangerous for old people and those with pre existing conditions. The typical young adult male can get this virus and either not show symptoms or fight them off. I’m pretty sure most the people who have died or been hospitalized have either been old or had some kind of pre existing condition. I read that they got a vaccine already and are trying a clinical test study on a handful of people here in Seattle. Some experts also expect this to stop once warm weather comes around in a month or so.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Did you here his reason when backlash started to come?

What a crock of shit. Everyone stood for the anthem and what, he went into artist mode and forgot all about it?

Reminds of when R Kelly went into "artist mode" in the middle of his disastrous National Anthem, calling for everyone to clap their hands...

OK I just finally watched this for the first time.

It wasn't that bad up until the first 'clap your hands' then a train wreck ensued.

Gotta give it to the pisser though, The 2nd time he said 'clap your hands' everybody in that ring started clapping their hands. Even Oscar De La Hoya who did not look impressed at all by the pisser's performance started clapping his hands.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

if you have to self quarantine or just don't want to go out and get infected possibly, wouldn't you want to have to not wipe your ass with your old nudie magazine centerfolds?

Would use rocks first.

**KVB** · 03-06-20, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

OK I just finally watched this for the first time.

It wasn't that bad up until the first 'clap your hands' then a train wreck ensued.

Gotta give it to the pisser though, The 2nd time he said 'clap your hands' everybody in that ring started clapping their hands. Even Oscar De La Hoya who did not look impressed at all by the pisser's performance started clapping his hands.

Did you see Bruce Buffer at 1:14?

**bradthebloke** · 03-06-20, 02:07 PM

From a buddy on twitter: I had surgery yesterday & asked my doctors at the hospital if they were prepared for coronavirus, they all but laughed & said "we're worried about more important stuff.. you've heard of the flu, right?" If not old or already sick you should get over it fine even if you get it.

**PaperTrail07** · 03-06-20, 02:10 PM

my god that looks amazing lol....

Originally posted by KVB

The marketing materials just don't do it justice...

**deadphish** · 03-06-20, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

People are freaking out at Costco stores all over Cali trying to buy paper goods and bottled water.. I don't get it? How is toilet paper and bottle of water gonna save you from the virus?

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/c...virus/2321449/

bottled water....makes sense
paper towels...why?

**deadphish** · 03-06-20, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by KRIT

Some experts also expect this to stop once warm weather comes around in a month or so.

Trump is not an expert...unless it is on going bankrupt

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by deadphish

bottled water....makes sense
paper towels...why?

Paper towels to clean surfaces.

Toilet paper to wipe your asshole.

**JIBBBY** · 03-06-20, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Paper towels to clean surfaces.

Toilet paper to wipe your asshole.

If you do run out of TP you can always jump in the shower and clean your ass after taking a dump that way, if thirsty just turn the shower to cold water and take a drink.. Last I checked tap water hydrates you and doesn't kill you.

Like I said this panic shopping rush for bottled water and TP is just silly. Now Earthquake preparation I could understand not Corona virus...

COME ON MAN!!!

**d2bets** · 03-06-20, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

If you do run out of TP you can always jump in the shower and clean your ass after taking a dump that way, if thirsty just turn the shower to cold water and take a drink.. Last I checked tap water hydrates you and doesn't kill you.

Like I said this panic shopping rush for bottled water and TP is just silly. Now Earthquake preparation I could understand not Corona virus...

COME ON MAN!!!

The one thing we can always count on...people are generally stupid.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 04:17 PM

Jibby, everybody is buying up all the TP. So once you run out of TP you may have to jump in the shower to clean your asshole for a few months.

**JIBBBY** · 03-06-20, 06:13 PM

The latest news.. It's spreading!!! https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/...hnk/index.html

**Thrilla** · 03-06-20, 06:18 PM

Jibbby is going to die!

**GUMMO77** · 03-06-20, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

If you do run out of TP you can always jump in the shower and clean your ass after taking a dump that way, if thirsty just turn the shower to cold water and take a drink.. Last I checked tap water hydrates you and doesn't kill you.

Like I said this panic shopping rush for bottled water and TP is just silly. Now Earthquake preparation I could understand not Corona virus...

COME ON MAN!!!

I don't understand the water thing either.

**fried cheese** · 03-06-20, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

I don't understand the water thing either.

none of our utilities will be working in the post apocalyptic wasteland that america will be a in a few months.

**floki** · 03-06-20, 09:01 PM

Stay home
Separate yourself from other people and animals
Wear a facemask
Cover your coughs and sneezes
Clean your hands often
No kissing

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 09:41 PM

Would be hard not to kiss a young Johnny Depp.

Even if he did this first.

**ace7550** · 03-06-20, 09:52 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-06-20, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by ace7550

Oh Wow... Michael Keaton is jerking off to Dennis Rodman SI.

**deadphish** · 03-06-20, 11:36 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Paper towels to clean surfaces.

Toilet paper to wipe your asshole.

i understand what they would be used for.
it just seems silly to load up on pile paper towels...you'd think most homes have them already...and other items that can be used to clean with

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-07-20, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by deadphish

i understand what they would be used for.
it just seems silly to load up on pile paper towels...you'd think most homes have them already...and other items that can be used to clean with

Yep, I get it.

But soon enough TP will be as hard to find as Rodman SI magazines to jerk your dick to.

**flyingillini** · 03-07-20, 05:44 AM

I am officially under lockdown. I can’t leave my apartment building in Vietnam. It’s scary as hell here now.

**beefcake** · 03-07-20, 07:32 AM

Dam! Really its that bad?

**Yulia74** · 03-07-20, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I am officially under lockdown. I can’t leave my apartment building in Vietnam. It’s scary as hell here now.

find a way to get out before they do this

**Pinoy-T-X** · 03-07-20, 11:53 AM

**jjgold** · 03-07-20, 12:01 PM

Still laughing

4,000,000 to 1

**Mac4Lyfe** · 03-07-20, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Did you here his reason when backlash started to come?
What a crock of shit. Everyone stood for the anthem and what, he went into artist mode and forgot all about it?
Reminds of when R Kelly went into "artist mode" in the middle of his disastrous National Anthem, calling for everyone to clap their hands...

I remember that fight and I thought his rendition was pretty good, without all the clapping and ad libbing. The beat was pretty catchy. I'd like to hear someone else sing it with a little more seriousness. The music is definitely good for the anthem IMO.

**Wegmine9** · 03-07-20, 12:26 PM

'Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?'
'Yes I would Kent'

**Mac4Lyfe** · 03-07-20, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Did you see Bruce Buffer at 1:14?

I don't see Bruce or Michael Buffer??