What's your best riddle?

[Otters27]

A man is trapped inside a room with no windows doors or anything. There is a table and saw in the room how does he get out?

[Eddy Munny]

He calls a bunch of out of work Mexicans to come put a window in his room.

Then he throws the table through the window to escape.

When the Mexicans demand payment he chases them off his lawn waving his saw like a wild man.

[funnyb25]

Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.

[Otters27]

Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.

Nice. Just looking for riddles that may not be famous on the internet. I'm going on a riddle tour tomorrow

[eaglesfan371]

Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.

This is why you would be my McDonald’s general manager. You’re a visionary, think big picture. How can we grow our revenue while also having a positive image with the community instead of just drunk / diabetes inducing food. How can we balance costs and try to entertain the idea of FAST but also with clean and kind service.

[funnyb25]

David's father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and........

[eaglesfan371]

David's father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and........

David

[funnyb25]

David

Yay! You wouldn't believe how many say "Pop"

Sad

[Thrilla]

[jjgold]

Otter I am not here for games man

Call me

[RudyRuetigger]

hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49

[Otters27]

hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49

Explain

[eaglesfan371]

hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49

To go from 6x8 to 7x7, you gain a row of 7, lose 1 in each of 6 rows. 7-6=1 additional + 48 = 49

[inmyownzone]

Yay! You wouldn't believe how many say "Pop"

Sad

I didn’t read it good and said “pop” to myself.

[mooshroma]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[Baraldsson]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Similes: what are they like?