Which religion is best for gamblers?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Let’s say I place a big bet and want to dip into a church and ask the almighty one to help me and out this one time.

Which God is best for this situation?

I need all the help I can get right now.

[Waterstpub87]

Obviously Catholicism. Where else does the bingo money flow like rain.

Also we have a patron Saint of Gamblers. Tell me who else has that.

[Golden fleece]

buddhism

"pain is certain , suffering is optional"

[Matt17]

[shocka1212]

none....

[jjgold]

jewish

[JIBBBY]

Muslim for sure - When you lose big you can then blow up shiit, vent and still feel good about doing it - via Allahu Akbar!!!

[HurryUpAndDrink]

LOL Jibby

I have gone Allahu Akbar a few times on some doors, walls, and flat screen TVs

[flipacoin9698]

jewish

this guy gets it

[Auto Donk]

Let’s say I place a big bet and want to dip into a church and ask the almighty one to help me and out this one time.

Which God is best for this situation?

I need all the help I can get right now.

this should fit the bill, I guess, as a god to pray to for good luck...

[Auto Donk]

to cover all your bases, I'd definitely recommend swingin' by this place for a sermon or two:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm looking into the Pussy Church.

[Auto Donk]

the witchcraft portion of it kinda worries me, but fuk it, pussy's pussy


they'd probably recruit a lot more members if they dropped that "of modern witchcraft" bullshit altogether.....

who knows, the witchcraft portion is probably a bullshit smokescreen to keep hard diks like myself out of the congregation..... they get tired of fighting me off and batting away my hard rooster every few minutes

[MickeyMan]

Is the Pussy church accepting new members

[Auto Donk]

biggest concern I have in submitting my new membership to the pussy church is that it's accepted, and I show up and it's a bunch of pussies like waves, ttwarrior and JJ sitting around stroking kahks watching gay porn.....

[BigDofBA]

Truth is truth no matter where you are in the world.

2+2=4 in America, Israel, and Iran.

Those rules, the rules of logic, don’t apply to religion.

There are thousands of religions, several religious books or bibles, numerous denominations, and numerous Gods.

All religions think they are right and everyone else is wrong. That means if 1 religion and it’s denomination is correct, then 99% of the other people that worshipship were born into the wrong religion and worshipped wrong there entire life. Their reward for guessing incorrectly is burning hell for eternity. Sad

Just pray to your dog or something. At least it’s real and will be your friend win or lose.

[gauchojake]

Daggles what's behind the beef curtains at the pussy church???

[mpaschal34]

https://pussychurchofmodernwitchcraft.com/

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daggles what's behind the beef curtains at the pussy church???

Gaucher, looking into it.

I think I might have an IN!

[Ebumdude]

biggest concern I have in submitting my new membership to the pussy church is that it's accepted, and I show up and it's a bunch of pussies like waves, ttwarrior and JJ sitting around stroking kahks watching gay porn.....

[TheGoldenGoose]

Oh, for Christ's Sake just leave Religion out of it.

There's no Crying in Baseball.

There's no Praying in Gambling.

You place your wagers and you take your chances.

Man up and leave the pussies out of the equation.

[Auto Donk]

I shit you not, this is the fountain out front of the Pussy Church.....

I'll be fuckin that ivy covered bitch, laying my crank in her hand, or at least taking photos with me in the foreground, hard kahk out, with the photo looking as if she's kissing my dick, getting a hand job, etc......


shit similar to this:

[Auto Donk]

good news, bad news.....

first, the good: there's almost 2,700 toight witch pussies just waiting to be pilfered at the Pussy Church....

now the bad: they don't allow men to join, or even boys..... fukkin' discriminating whores.....

time to go in drag, and bang some of the non-dik haters as quick as we can before some dik-hating dyke witch blows our cover.....

[flipacoin9698]

good news, bad news.....

first, the good: there's almost 2,700 toight witch pussies just waiting to be pilfered at the Pussy Church....

now the bad: they don't allow men to join, or even boys..... fukkin' discriminating whores.....

time to go in drag, and bang some of the non-dik haters as quick as we can before some dik-hating dyke witch blows our cover.....

I don't know Donk... seems like alot of work. Work is for idiots... just go to the bar and get a drunk whore that is more than willing to show you her skills

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm going to get into this pussy church.

Some how.

Some way.

[Auto Donk]

I don't know Donk... seems like alot of work. Work is for idiots... just go to the bar and get a drunk whore that is more than willing to show you her skills

after doing all that for years, I like more of a challenge.....

turning out dyke bitches is more fun..... man i loved my swinger phase when I turned several lipstick lesbos back to the good side in a variety of settings.... in general, they'd just been treated like shit for too long by men and forgotten how good a great fukkin' by a real dik, as opposed to a lame strapon, feels........

what it would take to first get into the church, and then to start poppin, would make the fruit at the end of the journey much more tasty and satisfying.....

on the other hand, I may not have time for all that shit, so will just pull a cork on some cakebread chardonnay here at the house, tell my wife we're gonna make a night of it, and tag away in about an hour........

[flipacoin9698]

after doing all that for years, I like more of a challenge.....

turning out dyke bitches is more fun..... man i loved my swinger phase when I turned several lipstick lesbos back to the good side in a variety of settings.... in general, they'd just been treated like shit for too long by men and forgotten how good a great fukkin' by a real dik, as opposed to a lame strapon, feels........

what it would take to first get into the church, and then to start poppin, would make the fruit at the end of the journey much more tasty and satisfying.....

on the other hand, I may not have time for all that shit, so will just pull a cork on some cakebread chardonnay here at the house, tell my wife we're gonna make a night of it, and tag away in about an hour........

I get what you are saying... after nailing single sluts for many years I know am dedicated to married sluts. They come visit, they get to business like now (already wet anticipating the visit). Then they leave. NO BS at all. I hear your wife has bit so... who knows maybe some day.

[Auto Donk]

wife takes selphie in jamaica.....




oh wait, you said "bit" , let me see if i can find a late night photo with some teeth marks.....

[Cuse0323]