Not getting anywhere with farmersonly.com and silver singles dating sites. As soon as the ladies find out I'm a degenerate gambler things go South. I figure I might make an attempt here to find a nice straight lady who has similar interests and wouldn't be turned off by my gambling habit. I realize it might be a long distance romance too so if you live close to a state that has legalized sports betting, you go to the top of the list.
I prefer the ladies I date to have either their own full set of teeth or none at all if you have good oral skills (no in between...I've got injured that way before) and not need oxygen tanks. Oh, and like Red Lobster dates because I just love those cheddar bay biscuits. Yum. I've also been known to splurge on the White Castle crave cases for those evenings we just want to stay in and watch our wagers go down in flames.
I prefer the ladies I date to have either their own full set of teeth or none at all if you have good oral skills (no in between...I've got injured that way before) and not need oxygen tanks. Oh, and like Red Lobster dates because I just love those cheddar bay biscuits. Yum. I've also been known to splurge on the White Castle crave cases for those evenings we just want to stay in and watch our wagers go down in flames.
By the way, I don't have the tallest rooster in the barn but he sure is fat. Thanks.
