So The IRS Sends You a Refund Check By Mistake For 980K. What’s Your Next Move

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Saw this happened to a guy in Florida. Bought a Lexus and put the rest in a money market account. IRS found out. Seized the car and got about 900k back. What would some of you guys do

[franklee168]

Put it in a frame, never cash. You can't beat the IRS. Audits for life for that guy now.

[theBoost@mante]

just ... it
and don't give me an answer.
but thank you that was fun.

[RudyRuetigger]

sue for emotional harassment

[Auto Donk]

next move?

to some country without extradition after the check clears to an offshore account

[Cuse0323]

Head to the Ukraine.

[Auto Donk]

Head to the Ukraine.

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[Cuse0323]

Maybe Montenegro instead.

[cincinnatikid513]

send it back

[thechaoz]

Deposit it, waita few years and don't touch the money (or be able to pay it back)

I did this once and never heard anything

[VeggieDog]

Put it in the bank and sit back and enjoy the 5% interest that I hear guys here talk about.

[Dim mak]

I would take it to the bank disguised as myself. I would then spend all of it on pawn shop gold, bury it and return home. Then I would pretend I was tied up at home the whole time and deny everything.

[Otters27]

I'd say bet it all on a game. If you win. Pay back. If you lose move to Thailand

[eaglesfan371]

True story, bought a 4 figure sum of bitcoin from coinbase when they offered instant buy via bank ACH, in like 2013, money never was taken out of my checking. Still haven’t heard anything to this day. Withdrew BTC no problem.

[MinnesotaFats]

What an idiot

Overseass, irrevocable trusts, crypto, llcs

So many options

[BigOrange]

Put it all on a 2 team parlay. Win and keep the profit. Lose and go on the run lol.

[OTL]

Contact them and send it back. There's zero chance such a mistake goes unnoticed, and that's not enough money for me to justify spending the rest of my life in a 3rd world country.

[thechaoz]

What an idiot

Overseass, irrevocable trusts, crypto, llcs

So many options

I think we need to talk

[pavyracer]

You take the money and go to Vegas and play high limit basic strategy blackjack. Even if you get even you will get comped a lot. Then return the money to IRS. You have wined and dined without risking your own money.

[Purduekev]

Tell them you will work it off building the wall on the border.

[brooks85]

Put it in the bank and sit back and enjoy the 5% interest that I hear guys here talk about.

[VeggieDog]

I thought you'd like that.

[eaglesfan371]

If it was 9.8 MILLION okay then yes try to funnel money around. If its 980k, I'm likely investing it into a midgrade or junk bonds, 5-10% yield, IRS interest is 2% or whatever but their error might be waived. Either way 6 months spread of 5% = ~$25,000 to keep. 980k is not enough to be happy for rest of life running / no career. No thanks.