FrankLee, I move that he not be banned
posters like him do not come around every year.
a top 5 or top 10 thread for the month of January
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#492
Originally posted by JoeCool20
I'm truly thinking the dude gets canned for doing that to me. Or at least SBR Drew gets on here and posts that it was "unacceptable conduct" by the mod(s).
we were all thinking that
someone might organize a Boycott of SBR
sports gambling, women and beer
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#493
UPDATE: Blowjob is alive and well and apparently enjoying the great outdoors!
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HurryUpAndDrink
SBR Posting Legend
08-23-13
13017
#494
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-JOB
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brooks85
SBR Aristocracy
01-05-09
44709
#495
Originally posted by brooks85
solid thread about a crappy mod named optional.
Same guy who knowingly DID NOTHING about ghosts in BTP but has time to give out infractions.
the loser optional had one job in his pathetic life and he couldn't even manage that.
According to liberal logic he should get a raise! That fukkin moron.
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JoeCool20
SBR MVP
05-31-18
4440
#496
Originally posted by brooks85
the loser optional had one job in his pathetic life and he couldn't even manage that.
According to liberal logic he should get a raise! That fukkin moron.
LOL I don't dislike the dude. I was upset about something at the time that I made this thread up.
And I have already apologized to him.
My mother was on her way out of this world.
I would say that the reason he didn't catch the "ghost accounts" in the BTP contest was that he was too busy "fixating" on my posts and giving me infractions for them! LOL
But I don't think he is in charge of finding "ghost accounts" anyway.
I can't believe anybody got away with it on here anyway!
AS SOON as my twin brother and I logged in from the same IP address. Shari91 IMMEDIATELY "caught" us.
And SBR banned both our accounts!
The only way that we got "un-banned" was to send our ID's in here and show that we were two different people.
Like we had to do at several online sports-books.
They STILL weren't going to let both of us on here from the same IP address!
But when I told them that I was the only one of us still living, then they let me back on here.
For some reason,
there is a retarded dude on here that is TOTALLY infatuated with me and he doesn't believe me!
You will probably see a post by the infatuated retard within minutes of my post!
LOL But what the fuk do I care what an infatuated retard believes!
If he worked here, then he would know that he looks like the biggest idiot on all of SBR!
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#497
Lol, this fukking liar...
Yeah Blowjob, so everything about both accounts is I.D.E.N.T.I.C.A.L. from the nuances of the grammar, prose, punctuation etc. Everything about both posters' personalities are I.D.E.N.T.I.C.A.L. as well i.e. the edginess, anxiety, copy & pastes, referral to past posts, "Eddy Dummy" etc.
Apparently both of you had a fukking Snoopy fetish too, right?
In fact, you couldn't cite one solitary thing that made you guys different when I inquired as much.
Wow, that's just amazing. Everything I.D.E.N.T.I.C.A.L. Practically carbon copies.
But you guys are/were identical twins so that just explains everything.
Uncanny how he posted here when he was alive, and you didn't, then he died, and you did.
Inexplicable. Wow. Just WOW!!!
See where I'm going with this, you dumbass? See how retarded your whole charade looks when it's laid out like that? At least to people with average or better intelligence, so I guess that excludes you...
Let me ask you something, Blowjob... You've shown us how I.D.E.N.T.I.C.A.L. identical twins really are, so how is it that he's dead and you're not? How could that possibly be? You guys are biologically I.D.E.N.T.I.C.A.L. yet his expiration date arrived sooner than yours.
Dead and alive are not identical states. In fact, they're opposite. Run to the fukking press, Blowjob... you may have the story of the century on your hands. You've managed to thwart destiny and buck Mother Nature. Holy shit, this unprecedented. Identical, yet not. There must be a rip in the space-time continuum.
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29313
#498
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JoeCool20
SBR MVP
05-31-18
4440
#499
LOL Poor Jake pee-pee, he KNOWS that he can't look retarded and get on here and take a "guess" at something
That he doesn't know for sure, because of how fuking stupid that would make him look!
So he just keeps his idiot mouth shut and posts pictures every once in a while! LOL
The dude KNOWS that he doesn't work here, so therefore he doesn't know for sure and he is only "guessing",
but the poor idiot just can't make himself SAY that he doesn't know and he is only guessing!
LOL We know that one poor broke dik non pro Eddy dude can't help himself because he is retarded.
But WHY would somebody like Jake who ISN'T retarded make themselves look THAT STUPID on here?
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JoeCool20
SBR MVP
05-31-18
4440
#500
Originally Posted by brooks85solid thread about a crappy mod named optional.
Same guy who knowingly DID NOTHING about ghosts in BTP but has time to give out infractions.
LOL Since I don't work here, then obviously I don't know, But if these people got their friends to sign up from their own computers and then those people paid to go pro, and then they all made the same picks on Beat the prick, AND they got lucky enough to win, then there is nothing that SBR could do about that.
I could have done that, you could have done that, ANYBODY on here could have done that, and if the picks got lucky enough to win, then there is nothing that SBR could do about that.
Because the whole website is based on getting new and more members.
Same thing in a Sportsbook, If I refer 4 friends and they all sign up from their own computer, and we never log in from each other's computers and never share our IP addresses, and we all 4 make the same picks, and we get lucky enough to win, then there is nothing that the S-book can do about it!
And they wouldn't even care because they'd have 4 new clients/gamblers!
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#501
Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
Yep, Blowjob's forum status: Pushing up daisies.
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#502
Now he's cherry picking benign posts from Brooks to respond to.
And he literally copied post #499 and submitted it again as #500.
Dude is an absolute train wreck!
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#503
BANG: Right on cue Blowjob panics and crushes the edit button to revise #499 45 minutes later!
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15434
#504
Is this still going on ????
Lmfao
Asylum must let near unlimited computer time
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Jayvegas420
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-09-11
28213
#505
The easiest thing ever to do on this form, is join in on the fun... And stupid f****** Brooks can't even get on board with that
And he wonders why everybody lumps him in a box with this retarded Joe character
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#506
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
The easiest thing ever to do on this form, is join in on the fun... And stupid f****** Brooks can't even get on board with that
And he wonders why everybody lumps him in a box with this retarded Joe character
You know Jay, some people just can't appreciate a good pinata party. Brooks marching to the beat of his own drum here.
But on the bright side, it did coax Blowjob back out of the woodwork. He had been getting a little gun-shy after some rough cross-examinations.
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#507
Originally posted by Jayvegas420
The easiest thing ever to do on this form, is join in on the fun... And stupid f****** Brooks can't even get on board with thatAnd he wonders why everybody lumps him in a box with this retarded Joe character
Spot on. at least Joe has admitted that he is suffering with ptss
Brooks is a different animal
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#508
Here you go, Blowjob... Just to keep you retired to your corner for awhile longer.
We don't need any funny business on Super Sunday.
So here's some repellent for a roach like you:
Originally posted by blowjoe2020
And by the way Eddy Dummy, I am Joe Cool , not Chuck!
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29313
#509
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A Quant
SBR MVP
05-14-18
1357
#510
Eddy needs to be charged with e-murder.
That was a brutal beatdown.
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A Quant
SBR MVP
05-14-18
1357
#511
Originally posted by JoeCool20
It cost me $100 donation to be on this site. do you think I want that idiotic shit done to me? I don't!
So how about shutting the fuk up or posting how you would like it if they did this dumb shit to you.
Oh you wouldn't like it either? Then shut the fuk up or say you wouldn't like it either.
Actually it costs you nothing to be on this site. Zero.
Unless you're dumb.
If you don't pay the hundo--- it costs you nothing. You can post for free.
If you pay the hundred, and bank the 12 points SBR gives you daily for one calender year-- you get 4380 points. Which you can use to convert into---well, you know.
So unless you don't understand math or economics-- this site costs you nothing to participate.
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#512
Hey Blowjob, just when you thought this thread couldn't get any worse for you, your system play of Rams +2.5 lost. Way to go, sport. You're finding new ways to fail each and every day.
For those of you that don't know, Blowjob was relentlessly touting his "system" about two years ago in which he plays +2.5 and +6.5 dogs, and -3.5 and -7.5 chalk. He said had a success rate of over 70% or something ridiculous like that and that he would annually rake in $50K.
He called anyone who doubted his system "big, fat idiot faces."
This guy never learns.
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bobbywaves
SBR Posting Legend
05-06-08
13280
#513
Originally posted by Eddy Munny
Hey Blowjob, just when you thought this thread couldn't get any worse for you, your system play of Rams +2.5 lost. Way to go, sport. You're finding new ways to fail each and every day.
For those of you that don't know, Blowjob was relentlessly touting his "system" about two years ago in which he plays +2.5 and +6.5 dogs, and -3.5 and -7.5 chalk. He said had a success rate of over 70% or something ridiculous like that and that he would annually rake in $50K.
He called anyone who doubted his system "big, fat idiot faces."
This guy never learns.
If I would have known about Joe's system plays, I would have simply faded Joe instead of turning to the Bible for my SuperBowl pick:
LOL I don't dislike the dude. I was upset about something at the time that I made this thread up.
And I have already apologized to him.
My mother was on her way out of this world.
I would say that the reason he didn't catch the "ghost accounts" in the BTP contest was that he was too busy "fixating" on my posts and giving me infractions for them! LOL
But I don't think he is in charge of finding "ghost accounts" anyway.
I can't believe anybody got away with it on here anyway!
AS SOON as my twin brother and I logged in from the same IP address. Shari91 IMMEDIATELY "caught" us.
And SBR banned both our accounts!
The only way that we got "un-banned" was to send our ID's in here and show that we were two different people.
Like we had to do at several online sports-books.
They STILL weren't going to let both of us on here from the same IP address!
But when I told them that I was the only one of us still living, then they let me back on here.
For some reason,
there is a retarded dude on here that is TOTALLY infatuated with me and he doesn't believe me!
You will probably see a post by the infatuated retard within minutes of my post!
LOL But what the fuk do I care what an infatuated retard believes!
If he worked here, then he would know that he looks like the biggest idiot on all of SBR!
I don't mind whatever game you're playing in this thread but please don't outright lie about things that have never happened with SBR staff. There was no ID involved to supposedly prove anything to do with anything and obviously we know why there wouldn't be. In this thread you're dealing with guys who are way too savvy to fall for any of this so my advice would be to hang it up now with this story line and just focus on betting and living a happy life
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HurryUpAndDrink
SBR Posting Legend
08-23-13
13017
#515
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cincinnatikid513
SBR Aristocracy
11-23-17
45360
#516
say it aint so joe
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#517
Originally posted by shari91
I don't mind whatever game you're playing in this thread but please don't outright lie about things that have never happened with SBR staff. There was no ID involved to supposedly prove anything to do with anything and obviously we know why there wouldn't be. In this thread you're dealing with guys who are way too savvy to fall for any of this so my advice would be to hang it up now with this story line and just focus on betting and living a happy life
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franklee168
SBR Hall of Famer
03-06-11
5544
#518
WTF! Time for Joe to be voted off the island. It's been a pleasure reading all the drama during downtime at work.
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JAKEPEAVY21
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-11-11
29313
#519
Give Optional a raise for getting blowjoe so upset!!
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HurryUpAndDrink
SBR Posting Legend
08-23-13
13017
#520
Blowjob is slowly becoming a Bukkake
Keeps getting worse and worse
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JoeCool20
SBR MVP
05-31-18
4440
#521
Originally posted by shari91
I don't mind whatever game you're playing in this thread but please don't outright lie about things that have never happened with SBR staff. There was no ID involved to supposedly prove anything to do with anything and obviously we know why there wouldn't be. In this thread you're dealing with guys who are way too savvy to fall for any of this so my advice would be to hang it up now with this story line and just focus on betting and living a happy life
OMG FINALLY a Mod has ended this!
Since I have an education, I will have to apologize to Shari91! I am sorry!
I told the idiot retard not to take "idiot guesses" at things because he doesn't work here, and then I "idiot guessed" at something that I didn't know for sure because I don't work here!!
So I KNOW I am done with this now!
I only "wrongly thought" that my twin and I sending our ID's in here had something to do with it!
Now I have been told by SOMEBODY WHO DOES WORK HERE, that it DIDN'T have "anything to do with anything"!!
So since I can now say that I DON'T KNOW, then I will NEVER take another "idiot guess" at it! Sheez!
Shari91, I'm sorry that I "guessed", but at least you ended it for me!!
Now I WILL take your advice and: "just focus on betting and living a happy life "
Because I will never talk about something that I don't know!
I have an education and I should have never "guessed" at anything that I didn't know anyway!
So from now on, since I don't know because I don't work here, then all further questions and "idiot guesses"
about this can be sent to the people who DO work here!!
Whatever they say, is the fukking answer!
Bye!
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jtoler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-17-13
30967
#522
Originally posted by JoeCool20
OMG FINALLY a Mod has ended this!
Since I have an education, I will have to apologize to Shari91! I am sorry!
I told the idiot retard not to take "idiot guesses" at things because he doesn't work here, and then I "idiot guessed" at something that I didn't know for sure because I don't work here!!
So I KNOW I am done with this now!
I only "wrongly thought" that my twin and I sending our ID's in here had something to do with it!
Now I have been told by SOMEBODY WHO DOES WORK HERE, that it DIDN'T have anything to do with anything!!
So since I can now say that I DON'T KNOW, then I will NEVER take another "idiot guess" at it! Sheez!
Shari91, I'm sorry that I "guessed", but at least you ended it for me!!
Now I WILL take your advice and: "just focus on betting and living a happy life "
Because I will never talk about something that I don't know!
I have an education and I should have never "guessed" at anything anyway!
So from now on, since I don't know because I don't work here, then all further questions and "idiot guesses"
about this can be sent to the people who DO work here!!
Whatever they say, is the fukking answer!
Bye!
joe is not one for terseness repetition is key...for joe, in summary...
1. joe doesnt work here
2. joe has an education
3. joe will abstain from talking about things he doesnt know
4. joe is done with idiot guesses
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pablo222
SBR Hall of Famer
01-03-19
8858
#523
Joe is such a calm, cool, and collected fella who isn't easily baited. That makes everyone on SBR master baiters.
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Eddy Munny
SBR Posting Legend
08-13-13
15768
#524
Originally posted by jtoler
joe is not one for terseness repetition is key...for joe, in summary...
1. joe doesnt work here
2. joe has an education
3. joe will abstain from talking about things he doesnt know
4. joe is done with idiot guesses
All I gathered from it was that Blowjob is an unrelenting retard on his 19th nervous breakdown.