If SBR had a football team, what would the lineup look like?

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  • ChuckyTheGoat
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-04-11
    • 38279

    #1
    If SBR had a football team, what would the lineup look like?
    The obvious Head Coach would be JJ Gold. Lombardi-like.

    TT Warrior would be a no-brainer Lineman.

    Who else should be on there?
    Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
  • Microphone
    SBR MVP
    • 01-08-08
    • 2950

    #2
    I'd be in the booth calling the play by play!
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43572

      #3
      Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
      The obvious Head Coach would be JJ Gold. Lombardi-like.

      TT Warrior would be a no-brainer Lineman.

      Who else should be on there?
      feel sorry for the qb if ttwarrior happens to play center.....

      good to see, chucky, that you would have welcomed michael sam with open arms to your team......





      shit, i guess I'd feel even worse for the center if ttwarrior was playing qb.......
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #4
        Donk's a lineman, or middle linebacker. JJ is a FG kicker.
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        • TheGoldenGoose
          SBR MVP
          • 11-27-12
          • 3744

          #5
          I'll be the male cheerleader.

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          • BetLoose18
            SBR High Roller
            • 11-18-18
            • 106

            #6
            Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
            I'll be the male cheerleader.

            hahaha.
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            • jtoler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-17-13
              • 30982

              #7
              ronald at center?
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              • Lenny Zefflin
                SBR High Roller
                • 08-17-17
                • 130

                #8
                I'd be the waterboy.

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                • Ebumdude
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-15-12
                  • 2189

                  #9
                  Lol
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28479

                    #10
                    im 250 now, sorry, id play te, lb, punter
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                    • ChuckyTheGoat
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-04-11
                      • 38279

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                      im 250 now, sorry, id play te, lb, punter
                      You're in, TT. True, don't want to waste your talents on the line. Work on your pass patterns.
                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45365

                        #12
                        guard
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                        • maggiethebestdog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-21-13
                          • 6700

                          #13
                          I would consider being the center, but only if I was guaranteed that there would be no shotgun formation used by our offense
                          I want the QB standing right behind me with his hands touching my ass and crotch on every play
                          That is how you win football games and form bonds with your teammates
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43572

                            #14
                            Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                            I would consider being the center, but only if I was guaranteed that there would be no shotgun formation used by our offense
                            I want the QB standing right behind me with his hands touching my ass and crotch on every play
                            That is how you win football games and form bonds with your teammates

                            and, the qb, when you're playin' on the frozen tundra, can just fist you to keep his hands warm
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                            • maggiethebestdog
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-21-13
                              • 6700

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              and, the qb, when you're playin' on the frozen tundra, can just fist you to keep his hands warm
                              I would audible to that play all game long
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                              • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-08-10
                                • 8959

                                #16
                                I'd be the walk on who's just good enough to get a look from the assistant to the assistant, maybe play one down during the first pre-season game of the season for the Browns, and then get cut right after that game - - and go back to my job as a stockboy at WalMart…..
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                                • MickeyMan
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-20-09
                                  • 5091

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                  im 250 now, sorry, id play te, lb, punter
                                  You’d play jerry Sandusky you sick fat fukk
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43572

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                    im 250 now, sorry, id play te, lb, punter
                                    given your proclivities, I don't see you as a "tight" end, but rather a wide receiver.......
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                                    • mminkovski
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 06-22-07
                                      • 1077

                                      #19
                                      I more of a soccer guy, so punter or kicker is fine with me.
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