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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    30,000th post is here! this is a can't miss stone cold lock.... ASTROS!
    as what happened with my 10,000th commemorative vid, which wound up being my 10,001st post, my 30K vid will be postponed to 30,001`or later, due to, once again, "creative differences" with my better half that have arisen over the size of the nipple patches on her bikini top as she exits the pool at the start of the video....

    I recommended "non-existence", she said "fuk you and the pool and your video altogether, It'll be a cold day in hell before I appear in that lame ass shit".....

    so, while negotiations continue, I'll use this momentous occasion to make you guys some easy money:

    take the under on the astros/indians total runs scored, which is hangin' out around 7...........

    thank me later; take it even at 6 1/2, which is what I think it's dropped to now....


    now, back to negotiating.....


    mods, please move this to Players Talk,..... thank you
  • SBR Drew
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-08-18
    • 7351

    #2
    Done Donk...congratulations
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    • KVB
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-29-14
      • 74817

      #3
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      ...will be postponed to 30,001`or later, due to, once again, "creative differences" with my better half that have arisen over the size of the nipple patches on her bikini top as she exits the pool at the start of the video....

      I recommended "non-existence", she said "fuk you and the pool and your video altogether, It'll be a cold day in hell before I appear in that lame ass shit"...
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        shit, wild pitch runs scored, what next.... this was on cruise control.....

        I finished watching Dick Turban or something like that, some wide-eyed senator from some shithole state up north yappin' about kavvy, and the collins' speech, and turn back to find it 4-2.....

        Dick Turbin..... f'n bad luck token with some far apart eyes.....


        doesn't have his turban on here, but you get the point.....





        still 4-2..... but only thru six......

        ad


        ps... up yours, dick turban... you lost


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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          until then, watch a re run........


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          • Foxx
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 05-25-11
            • 5832

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            until then, watch a re run........
            Never saw that.

            Good stuff .

            Stand by for my 10,000th post video in 2032.
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            • bobbywaves
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-06-08
              • 13280

              #7
              Hate to admit it, but having this Donkey jackass around here is good for one thing:

              Instant fade locks.
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                strohs haven't given verlander any descent run support all year, had to figure kluber would keep em in check....

                wild pitch and astros beating up kluber rendered the results as they were.....

                as a silver lining, you can buy more poppers with your insta-fade money to enjoy takin' it up the ass in the bushes in columbus park later this evening in the middle of the shithole slums of trenton new jersey, ban boy
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                • bobbywaves
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-06-08
                  • 13280

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                  as a silver lining, you can buy more poppers with your insta-fade money to enjoy takin' it up the ass in the bushes in columbus park later this evening in the middle of the shithole slums of trenton new jersey, ban boy
                  With my winnings from your insta-fade lock: Bought whole bunch of jalapeno poppers, six pack of Miller Lite tall boys, relaxed at Columbus Park in honor of Columbus Day.
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                  • cincinnatikid513
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-23-17
                    • 45360

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bobbywaves
                    With my winnings from your insta-fade lock: Bought whole bunch of jalapeno poppers, six pack of Miller Lite tall boys, relaxed at Columbus Park in honor of Columbus Day.
                    columbus day must be hard day for u , no mail today so no wellfare checks in the mail
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                    • bobbywaves
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-06-08
                      • 13280

                      #11
                      Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                      columbus day must be hard day for u , no mail today so no wellfare checks in the mail
                      Coming from a constant broke dikk.

                      My sportsbook & bank account balances are more than you make in a year kid.
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45360

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bobbywaves
                        Coming from a constant broke dikk.

                        My sportsbook & bank account balances are more than you make in a year kid.

                        i doubt it, u live in shackville new jersey and need govt assistance
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