Great news for everyone, i dont have cancer

[mpaschal34]

What happened to your wife that banned you from the site (which never happened).

She will definitely ban you now.

Also, wasn’t she the one you were doing the butt finger with?

[The Kraken]

Hes asian... with a 4 inch dik

Also a doctor

Whats he gonna do?

He could report her to the board of medicine and have her license revoked, for beginners

[HockeyRocks]

El, next is a colonoscopy. It's a must...

[El Terrible]

Never ruin a good story guys, who cares exactly how true it is. I bet you guys are a blast to party with

Congrats on not having cancer

Thank you...I've had two near death experiences other than this.. I drowned in Hawaii, I mean I was good as dead when saved by a life guard..and another time I was running out a back door and bullets hit the door as I was going out it- and this feels like that...Its like shock therapy- Very excited about the future when last october i was getting bored

[El Terrible]

El, next is a colonoscopy. It's a must...

ha ha ha...Been putin that off for like 8 years

[El Terrible]

What happened to your wife that banned you from the site (which never happened).

She will definitely ban you now.

Also, wasn’t she the one you were doing the butt finger with?

the odds of her reading this 0.00%

I delete my history every time now

Delete
Restart
Delete again so it doesn't ask to restore pages when you turn it back on

[El Terrible]

He could report her to the board of medicine and have her license revoked, for beginners

We are friends outside of work- In the office shes my doctor

Doctors can't have friends?

[KVB]

the odds of her reading this 0.00%

I delete my history every time now

Delete
Restart
Delete again so it doesn't ask to restore pages when you turn it back on

This is probably for the best.

Even though everyone's stoked you don't have cancer, your wife could be even more upset about the Asian side dish than she was about the world learning how many fingers can go into her butthole.

So, probably for the best you clean the computer.

[The Kraken]

[2daBank]

Hes asian... with a 4 inch dik

Also a doctor

Whats he gonna do?

Biggest pussies in the world can pull a trigger when pushed far enough. We can only hope his balls bigger than his alleged rooster.

[Ebumdude]

Congrats amigo!

[CWD]

80 threads on this already

we want it removed el terrible

[ikid2groove415]

you really need the broom now fella ?

[El Terrible]

I blame the field conditions for the Cubs loss today

[2daBank]

I blame the field conditions for the Cubs loss today

Something new and different

[Slipknot26]

That's ok
I blame you for the Cubs loss today
Gotta start fading you

[El Terrible]

That's ok
I blame you for the Cubs loss today
Gotta start fading you

I think that was my last pick here for about 6 months...Nov 15th maybe?

[ikid2groove415]

Reds not going anywhere but there playing good ball fella

[bostonbruins]

Soul mates

10 minutes into our first appoinment I knew somethin was up, on the second appoinment she told me I was her favorite patient and I knew there was no stopping this..

shes the best, really smart, really pretty and she looks up to me- I thinks she's great

No doctor with any ethics would act like this , hope you actually get cancer for being a full of shit attention whore when no one here actually cares about your pathetic life and delusions of grandeur

[ikid2groove415]

2 teams too let your money ride on right now zona and indians

[El Terrible]

No doctor with any ethics would act like this , hope you actually get cancer for being a full of shit attention whore when no one here actually cares about your pathetic life and delusions of grandeur

Now youre gonna get it!

#jealous

[ikid2groove415]

Now youre gonna get it!

#jealous

Sad thing is most of the guys on here wish you had cancer bro

[El Terrible]

No doctor with any ethics would act like this ,

She couldnt help herself..I can charm the panties off a nun if I try

Don't judge

[El Terrible]

Sad thing is most of the guys on here wish you had cancer bro

Oh thats not true

Id like to think it's not true anyway

[JIBBBY]

[El Terrible]

Thanks Jibbs

If we can all learn one thing from this- Don't have sex right before a PSA test, and especially don't have it 3 times. And don't get an ultra sound guided biopsy, insist on the MRI- That stoneage biopsy can mess you up-

[Thor4140]

She has an IQ of 155...I'm 120

A lot of women are lookin for daddy...She loves me, I make her laugh and she finds me very interesting- her husband bores the shit out of her

Not to put a damper on things but they take like 12sample spots. Very p0ssibly they completely missed the spot where the cancer was. This does happen. Prostate cacncer is one of the slowest growing cancers out there

[A Quant]

The best news in this thread isn't that the old man doesn't have cancer.

It's that he is not returning until November.

[CWD]

What happened did they drop banhammer

[sourtwist]

Why did he get banned? Ghost account?