Man posed as nurse, responded to medical emergencies

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  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #1
    Man posed as nurse, responded to medical emergencies
    Kraken is this you

    <a href="https://ibb.co/jWQkdJ"><img src="https://preview.ibb.co/m40JyJ/Kyle_Jones_nurse_impersonator.jpg" alt="Kyle_Jones_nurse_impersonator" border="0"></a>





    A man posed as a nurse at UPMC Presbyterian and responded to patient emergencies in the hospital, according to hospital police.

    Kyle M. Jones address unknown, was charged Tuesday with felony trespassing, impersonating a private employee, pretending to hold a professional license and disorderly conduct.

    Several members of the hospital’s “Rapid Response Team,” who respond to medical emergencies throughout the hospital, became suspicious after they noticed a man they did not know responding to emergencies with the team, according to a criminal complaint.
    The staff alerted UPMC police on Tuesday and they confronted the man, later identified as Mr. Jones, in the hospital’s cafeteria. He was wearing light blue scrubs — the color registered nurses are required to wear at UPMC. Mr. Jones told officers he worked for a company called, “Visiting Angels,” but had no valid identification or employee badge.
    Officers later determined Mr. Jones is neither a registered nurse nor an employee of UPMC.
  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #2
    Say it ain't so
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    • Foxx
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-25-11
      • 5832

      #3
      Strange story. Wtf was his angle? I don’t get it.
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      • fried cheese
        SBR MVP
        • 09-17-13
        • 4461

        #4
        ppl pretend to have all sorts of jobs on here too.
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        • cincinnatikid513
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-23-17
          • 45360

          #5
          Kraken any thoughts on the fake nurse would love to hear your opinion here
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          • firedawg
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-08-08
            • 39219

            #6
            Lol
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            • KVB
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-29-14
              • 74817

              #7
              Wow, first they find Kraken's leftover opiates in the water, now he gets outed.

              What happened to Kraken? They named a bitcoin exchange after the guy and then all hell broke loose.
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              • cincinnatikid513
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-23-17
                • 45360

                #8
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                  Kraken is this you

                  <a rel="nofollow" href="https://ibb.co/jWQkdJ"><img src="https://preview.ibb.co/m40JyJ/Kyle_Jones_nurse_impersonator.jpg" alt="Kyle_Jones_nurse_impersonator" border="0"></a>





                  A man posed as a nurse at UPMC Presbyterian and responded to patient emergencies in the hospital, according to hospital police.

                  Kyle M. Jones address unknown, was charged Tuesday with felony trespassing, impersonating a private employee, pretending to hold a professional license and disorderly conduct.

                  Several members of the hospital’s “Rapid Response Team,” who respond to medical emergencies throughout the hospital, became suspicious after they noticed a man they did not know responding to emergencies with the team, according to a criminal complaint.
                  The staff alerted UPMC police on Tuesday and they confronted the man, later identified as Mr. Jones, in the hospital’s cafeteria. He was wearing light blue scrubs — the color registered nurses are required to wear at UPMC. Mr. Jones told officers he worked for a company called, “Visiting Angels,” but had no valid identification or employee badge.
                  Officers later determined Mr. Jones is neither a registered nurse nor an employee of UPMC.
                  even looks like kracken
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                    Kraken any thoughts on the fake nurse would love to hear your opinion here

                    finally a diggity like question for kracken....

                    I'm not going out on a limb here to say that the two of them would likely raid the pyxis, get high, and do each other six ways from sunday....
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                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 11-30-08
                      • 81450

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      finally a diggity like question for kracken....

                      I'm not going out on a limb here to say that the two of them would likely raid the pyxis, get high, and do each other six ways from sunday....
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                      • cincinnatikid513
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-23-17
                        • 45360

                        #12
                        Kraken need to hear from you here, tell me this guy isn't you i don't want to believe it
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                        • Kermit
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-27-10
                          • 32555

                          #13
                          The question is, was he a good nurse or not?
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            I bet he felt up some fine honies.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                              I bet he felt up some fine honies.
                              he seemed more excited, however, when he told the tale of getting to see and hold a kahk so big it was "even bigger than his own".....

                              yes, he talked about that at length....

                              funny, I don't recall him ever mentioning any fine vag he got to handle as a MALE NURSE....

                              NO, it was all kahk talk.....
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                              • marcoloco
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-05-10
                                • 3986

                                #16
                                do lots of nurses look like him?
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by marcoloco
                                  do lots of nurses look like him?
                                  only the gay ones.....

                                  put another way, "yes"....
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