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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Anyone Hunting On Internet Now??? Straight Guys Only
    Its a game men

    I am negotiating with hookers but they do not budge

    Even fatties want $250 minimum

    Some chicks want $500 just 30 minute non contact massage???????

    One chick said $2000 everything but greek

    There is this brickhouse lady 5-5, 210 and she wants $700 for everything even greek and spinning
    Even offered free whippings , she said lumber jacking ok too which is cool

    If I can get her to $400 I might go for it
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #2
    Details on lumber jacking please???
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      NoDak Outdoors Dot Com
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      • magaman
        SBR MVP
        • 01-17-18
        • 1937

        #4
        $250 that is nuts. I have had gorgeous women offer it for $80 but I turn them down lol... I don't pay for play
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Mags $80 cheap man

          I WOULD FUK ANY CHIC FOR THAT AMOUNT

          Ages 22-65
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          • big joe 1212
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-01-08
            • 19380

            #6
            What are the transvestites going for? A "friend" of mine is curious.

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            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #7
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              • Underdog5229
                SBR MVP
                • 10-31-11
                • 1856

                #8
                Send them a pic of your rooster. they might feel sorry for you and offer you the small pecker discount.

                Worth a shot Coach!
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                • magaman
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-17-18
                  • 1937

                  #9
                  Coach where you shopping? damn get outta there

                  Get on craigslist... you can find a spinner that will do anything you want for a couple percocets
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                  • Cuse0323
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-09-09
                    • 30169

                    #10
                    Greek?
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      gotta find a good spindling group with jelly pinchers
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                      • BIGDAY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 02-17-10
                        • 48245

                        #12
                        Short Pecker Discount...
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                        • Bostongambler
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-01-08
                          • 35581

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                          Details on lumber jacking please???
                          She wears a flannel shirt and carries an axe
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                          • bradthebloke
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-26-09
                            • 3175

                            #14
                            try the male prostitutes, JJ.
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                            • magaman
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-17-18
                              • 1937

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bradthebloke
                              try the male prostitutes, JJ.
                              Yes... support a more diverse workforce
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                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81450

                                #16
                                Wtf the fuk is non contact massage?

                                How he fuk does that work?
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                                • funnyb25
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 07-09-09
                                  • 39663

                                  #17
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                                  • funnyb25
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39663

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                    Wtf the fuk is non contact massage?

                                    How he fuk does that work?
                                    It's called Reiki Daggles.

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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by funnyb25
                                      It's called Reiki Daggles.

                                      Wtf

                                      I wonder what a reiki happy ending feels like?
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                                      • MoneyLineDawg
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-01-09
                                        • 13253

                                        #20
                                        You should take the lumber jacking offer and dont look back
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                                        • snapperman2
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-19-10
                                          • 2078

                                          #21
                                          Lumber jacking is gross.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

                                            Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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                                            • magaman
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-17-18
                                              • 1937

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

                                              Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                I never heard of a noncontact massage I think she meant with clothes on I’m not paying for that, another check was all set to come over for $75 for 15 minutes and I sent my photo and she change her mind she said she was busy

                                                Why do I always chicks want your photo now it’s like they’re going on a date I’m paying them it doesn’t matter what I look like
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                                                • CWD
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-22-12
                                                  • 7665

                                                  #25
                                                  these stories A material lately we need more of it

                                                  i spent half the week here following some guy and his broken TV set problems

                                                  but he never finished the story i dont know how it ended
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                                                  • Cuse0323
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-09-09
                                                    • 30169

                                                    #26
                                                    Why are you looking for escorts when you have the lovely Mayela by your side?! Don’t let her get away Goldie.
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                                                    • dlowilly
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-09-16
                                                      • 13862

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Mags $80 cheap man

                                                      I WOULD FUK ANY CHIC FOR THAT AMOUNT

                                                      Ages 22-65
                                                      WTF is wrong with a 21 yr old?
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CWD
                                                        these stories A material lately we need more of it

                                                        i spent half the week here following some guy and his broken TV set problems

                                                        but he never finished the story i dont know how it ended
                                                        You mother fukker.

                                                        I got a call today.

                                                        It's either going to cost me $350 or $2000.

                                                        I find out on Monday.

                                                        $350 I am down with.

                                                        $2000 they can throw that motherfukker in the trashcan.
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81450

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by dlowilly
                                                          WTF is wrong with a 21 yr old?
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                                                          • cincinnatikid513
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-23-17
                                                            • 45360

                                                            #30
                                                            tvs are cheap now go costco
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                                                            • CWD
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 01-22-12
                                                              • 7665

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              You mother fukker.

                                                              I got a call today.

                                                              It's either going to cost me $350 or $2000.

                                                              I find out on Monday.

                                                              $350 I am down with.

                                                              $2000 they can throw that motherfukker in the trashcan.
                                                              diggity u can get 55" for like 400$ now

                                                              drop the broken tv off next week i will sell it as working and split 70-30 with you
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                                                              • LVHerbie
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-15-05
                                                                • 6344

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                Why are you looking for escorts when you have the lovely Mayela by your side?! Don’t let her get away Goldie.
                                                                Wisdom. If Coach would put out the discounted hooker amount for nice dinner with Mayela instead of taking her to Chick-fil-a he likely wouldn’t have these unfulfilled needs.
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CWD
                                                                  diggity u can get 55" for like 400$ now

                                                                  drop the broken tv off next week i will sell it as working and split 70-30 with you

                                                                  i tried to post in your thread but fidelcrapflow got been banned from it somehow
                                                                  I hear you CWD.

                                                                  It's a 65" Sony.

                                                                  If I can get it fixed for $350 It's a done deal.

                                                                  $2k though?
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                                                                  • pilebuck13
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-15-15
                                                                    • 17918

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Lol
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      When you do not have the money you strike it

                                                                      I refused to pay these chicks so much money
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