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  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #1
    some lady just yelled at me at the grocery store
    i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure -- i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

    i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?
  • A4K
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-12
    • 5243

    #2
    Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
    i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure -- i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

    i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?
    You missed a chance to get laid. SMH
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    • phinfan27615
      SBR MVP
      • 07-10-17
      • 1837

      #3
      Should've told her you're just a feminist and believe in equal rights so you needed to walk through first
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      • rkelly110
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        • 10-05-09
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        #4
        Maybe you should change your status under your handle.
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        • cincinnatikid513
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-23-17
          • 45360

          #5
          Originally posted by phinfan27615
          Should've told her you're just a feminist and believe in equal rights so you needed to walk through first
          first off the door was big enough for more than 1 person it wasn't like a regular door , and the way she looked at me with such disgust like your a man your supposed to let me enter the store first
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          • A4K
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            • 10-08-12
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            #6
            Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
            first off the door was big enough for more than 1 person it wasn't like a regular door , and the way she looked at me with such disgust like your a man your supposed to let me enter the store first
            When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.
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            • TheGoldenGoose
              SBR MVP
              • 11-27-12
              • 3745

              #7
              Originally posted by A4K
              When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.
              ^^^ This.

              And even if she was a dyke you could have worked it for voyeuristic value.
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                She was out of line.

                You handled the situation perfectly.
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                • Eddy Munny
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-13-13
                  • 15768

                  #9
                  Using the word "bleep" as many times as you did in that context may have came off as corny and awkward. I'd say the little woman owned you that round. Score one for the Brits.
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                  • bozeman
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-11-09
                    • 2162

                    #10
                    Originally posted by A4K
                    When women are that wound up it's because they need that D. Should have worked it my friend.
                    thats the truth!!! My ex girlfriend from back in the day would have asked her if the lady is underfucked.
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                    • A4K
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                      • 10-08-12
                      • 5243

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bozeman
                      thats the truth!!! My ex girlfriend from back in the day would have asked her if the lady is underfucked.
                      The angry ones want to be covered in *** and put in their place, it's biology.
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                      • captrobey
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                        • 09-02-10
                        • 34381

                        #12
                        I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
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                        • Eddy Munny
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-13-13
                          • 15768

                          #13
                          Originally posted by captrobey
                          I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
                          But let's say you and Sasquatch were entering the local 7/11 at roughly the same time and the door couldn't accommodate you both... Do you forge ahead or defer to Squatch?

                          And if you defer to Squatch, was it out of genuine courtesy or sheer intimidation? What if it was an ornery adolescent Squatch, and physically less imposing? Do the rules change at all?
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                          • captrobey
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                            • 09-02-10
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                            But let's say you and Sasquatch were entering the local 7/11 at roughly the same time and the door couldn't accommodate you both... Do you forge ahead or defer to Squatch?

                            And if you defer to Squatch, was it out of genuine courtesy or sheer intimidation? What if it was an ornery adolescent Squatch, and physically less imposing? Do the rules change at all?
                            I would never defer out of fear because the squatches are our friends. But it all depends on the situation. A Bigfoot will always allow the woman to go through the door first they are polite and courteous that way. They will even reach out to help the woman through.



                            I always let them through first though anyways because i am not always sure if its a girl or not so i try to be chivalrous just in case. THis one i let through first because i noticed the guitar she had was pink .
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                            • dlowilly
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                              • 11-09-16
                              • 13862

                              #15
                              Originally posted by A4K
                              The angry ones want to be covered in *** and put in their place, it's biology.
                              Hilarious
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                              • Eddy Munny
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                                • 08-13-13
                                • 15768

                                #16
                                The Sasquatch in the first picture I believe showed up for a blind date and the woman was literally blind so the Squatch is tickling the underside of her palms as a form of greeting and possibly even foreplay.

                                The second Squatch pictured is most likely gender fluid, as it exhibits mostly male characteristics however identifies with the opposite sex and expresses it through his pink, Hello Kitty guitar selection. It's a slippery slope from there, as he'll soon take a liking to makeup, panties, heels, the whole nine.

                                But we shouldn't judge. It's a different cultural climate today than it was years ago when male Bigfeet would just run about the woods and knock down trees by swinging their massive manhood around like a helicopter.
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                                • dlowilly
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                                  • 11-09-16
                                  • 13862

                                  #17
                                  I think your's is a normal reaction, the "did I do something wrong" reaction

                                  There are just some people out there that are so fuked up it makes you question your own sanity. The number of fuked up is disproportionately female too, not because men are necessarily more sane but because a lot of them either get their ass kicked into normalcy or they don't survive all the beatings and it skews the numbers
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                                  • Eddy Munny
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                                    • 08-13-13
                                    • 15768

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dlowilly
                                    I think your's is a normal reaction, the "did I do something wrong" reaction

                                    There are just some people out there that are so fuked up it makes you question your own sanity. The number of fuked up is disproportionately female too, not because men are necessarily more sane but because a lot of them either get their ass kicked into normalcy or they don't survive all the beatings and it skews the numbers
                                    With all due respect, please try to remain on topic.

                                    We are discussing human etiquette as it pertains to interaction with Sasquatches, Bigfeet, Yetis, Skunk Apes, and Abominable Snowmen.
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                                    • captrobey
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                                      • 09-02-10
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                      The Sasquatch in the first picture I believe showed up for a blind date and the woman was literally blind so the Squatch is tickling the underside of her palms as a form of greeting and possibly even foreplay.

                                      The second Squatch pictured is most likely gender fluid, as it exhibits mostly male characteristics however identifies with the opposite sex and expresses it through his pink, Hello Kitty guitar selection. It's a slippery slope from there, as he'll soon take a liking to makeup, panties, heels, the whole nine.

                                      But we shouldn't judge. It's a different cultural climate today than it was years ago when male Bigfeet would just run about the woods and knock down trees by swinging their massive manhood around like a helicopter.
                                      That is true as they have been known to do this. Once they do get through the mating ritual and become part of the family you will find they really have a great sense of humor. They love to sit and watch South Park , Family Guy , and anything involving Weird Al.

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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        having only read the title of this f'n thread, let me offer this sage advice....<br><br>showing one's dick to strangers in a grocery store often elicits such a response
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                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-23-17
                                          • 45360

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          having only read the title of this f'n thread, let me offer this sage advice....<br><br>showing one's dick to strangers in a grocery store often elicits such a response
                                          i should of handled it better i feel bad for calling the lady names and swearing at her i should be better than that
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                                          • packerd_00
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-22-13
                                            • 17811

                                            #22
                                            I had some asshole push through me the other day when I was looking at magazines,called the guy out and he was completely oblivious.Some people are ignorant f#cks.
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                                            • captrobey
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                                              • 09-02-10
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by packerd_00
                                              I had some asshole push through me the other day when I was looking at magazines,called the guy out and he was completely oblivious.Some people are ignorant f#cks.
                                              I said i was sorry what more do you want. I was looking at animal porn on my phone. God Aardvarks make me hot.
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                                              • packerd_00
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-22-13
                                                • 17811

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by captrobey
                                                I said i was sorry what more do you want. I was looking at animal porn on my phone. God Aardvarks make me hot.
                                                Not good enough mate,I was that close to giving you a swat.
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                                                • magaman
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                                                  • 01-17-18
                                                  • 1937

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by captrobey
                                                  I always hold the door if someone is behind me . If it is a i person doorway and i see a woman coming i hold the door out of courtesy. But if a guy was approaching i would do that too so the door is not slamming on them. If it is an automatic door and room for more then 1 person then it should not matter as long as there is room. You do not have to wait for the girl to go through first just because she is a girl .Not like she is royalty or something.
                                                  I hold the door for spinners... if she is overweight hell no.
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                                                  • DwightShrute
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-17-09
                                                    • 103416

                                                    #26
                                                    you're going to hell cinci
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                                                    • brooks85
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 01-05-09
                                                      • 44709

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                      i was walking out she was walking in thru the automatic door , some old short hair british pretty sure dyke i'm walking out she says your supposed to let me go thru first, i said who the bleep are you? she said i'm a woman your supposed to let me in first, i said go bleep yourself, she said that was rude i should go in first, i said your an ugly bleep and left,

                                                      i think maybe she was one of those hate men kind of people i don't think i did anything wrong did i ?



                                                      lol I had something similiar happen and then I kept running into the bitch in the store


                                                      I was driving and this oyster started driving across the parking lot aisles like you're not supposed to do and she wasn't even looking, I laid on the horn and she gave me the "what?" face. I yelled to pay attention when you're driving, she was barking something back.


                                                      Then inside the store I saw her and she started yelling something in her indian accent and I just kept saying learn to drive. She said she was going to take down my license plate I think, I laughed.
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                                                      • lom bylyri
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                                                        • 04-24-17
                                                        • 471

                                                        #28
                                                        The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat.
                                                        There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there,
                                                        he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.

                                                        The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

                                                        The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude.
                                                        My little Fifi is using that seat."

                                                        The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was under that dog.
                                                        "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

                                                        She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

                                                        This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
                                                        tossed it out the train window and sat down.

                                                        The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

                                                        An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up.
                                                        "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

                                                        - You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
                                                        - You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
                                                        - And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch
                                                        out the window.











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                                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-23-17
                                                          • 45360

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                          you're going to hell cinci
                                                          at least it's warm there
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                                                          • Bostongambler
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                                                            • 02-01-08
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                                                            #30
                                                            Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?
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                                                            • Eddy Munny
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                                                              • 08-13-13
                                                              • 15768

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                              Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?
                                                              He was there to fill his Xanax prescription.
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                                                              • big joe 1212
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                                                                • 06-01-08
                                                                • 19380

                                                                #32
                                                                People exiting always have the right of way. Elevators, subway cars, etc.
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                                                                • cincinnatikid513
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-23-17
                                                                  • 45360

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                                                  Soooo more importantly, what did you buy at the store?
                                                                  steaks mushrooms yogurt publix sub
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                                                                  • Bostongambler
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                                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                                    • 35581

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by cincinnatikid513
                                                                    steaks mushrooms yogurt publix sub
                                                                    Nice 👍
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                                                                    • TheGoldenGoose
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-27-12
                                                                      • 3745

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by big joe 1212
                                                                      People exiting always have the right of way. Elevators, subway cars, etc.
                                                                      Thank You!!!!!

                                                                      Some idiots at Foxwoods Casino are completely clueless.

                                                                      GET THE FUKK OUTTA MY WAY and THEN you can enter AFTER I exit.
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