note to all in this thread: someone send chi-archie a goddam p.m. and tell him to stay out of this thread.....
it's gone way beyond what that pussy can handle.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#72
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
Yeah good point on her remarks, but why you have to one up me Sheriff Donker lol it’s my time to share a few. A lot less detailed & Eloquent as you per say lol.
don't get me wrong, no attempt at "oneupsmanship", and full props on that hood rat.....
cute face and a worthy notch on anyone's bed post, including mine and Clooney's.......
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BeatTheJerk
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08-19-07
31794
#73
Ok I’ll share one more black chick now this woman’s body was bangin’ I don’t care what anybody says lol. So I was fukkin’ this broad for a month or so & she’s a real kink slag (slut bag) I tell you. Anal, Facials, played a submissive role at times & wanted to be humiliated sexually. Like “ghetto gaggers” type shit. On a side note I pulled that bitches weave off a few times during rough sex, but what ultimately ended it with me & this woman was she offered me an obligation. She’s a switch Dom & Sub so she wanted to strap up & take my virgin booty hole for a session or two & well let’s say I didn’t budge. There’s two things in this world that I am not. One a “f\*g” & two a liar. Was not letting her ever push my shit in Donker !!!!
don't get me wrong, no attempt at "oneupsmanship", and full props on that hood rat.....
cute face and a worthy notch on anyone's bed post, including mine and Clooney's.......
Thanks pal, but you will always be the King pussy slayer around these here parts lol.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#75
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
Ok I’ll share one more black chick now this woman’s body was bangin’ I don’t care what anybody says lol. So I was fukkin’ this broad for a month or so & she’s a real kink slag (slut bag) I tell you. Anal, Facials, played a submissive role at times & wanted to be humiliated sexually. Like “ghetto gaggers” type shit. On a side note I pulled that bitches weave off a few times during rough sex, but what ultimately ended it with me & this woman was she offered me an obligation. She’s a switch Dom & Sub so she wanted to strap up & take my virgin booty hole for a session or two & well let’s say I didn’t budge. There’s two things in this world that I am not. One a “f\*g” & two a liar. Was not letting her ever push my shit in Donker !!!!
suddenly just jut out four - five inches from the small of their backs.... very nice.....
yah, i've had plenty of kinky freaks want to go there, including one ms donk.....
I've been staving he off for years by promising her she could use her 9" strapper on stevie K at "next year's bash".....
since he didn't show at the last one, she's pressuring me more.....
but I hold her off by saying "he's the one that serenaded you with a song about peggin' him.... hold out"..... i can never really tell what stevie k is mumbling in teh song he wrote and performed for my wife, so who the fuk knows.....
maybe you can make out the words:
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Chipup
SBR MVP
07-24-13
1435
#76
Originally posted by Auto Donk
yah, i've had plenty of kinky freaks want to go there, including one ms donk.....
I've been staving he off for years by promising her she could use her 9" strapper on stevie K at "next year's bash".....
since he didn't show at the last one, she's pressuring me more.....
No disrespect intended and I have zero to go off of here but something deep down tells me Ms Donk would not be a gentle lover once she unleashed the rubber kraken. Steve better hide his already over worked tunnel.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#77
I think I can see stevie trying to take "just the tip" in the background here:
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stevek173
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03-29-08
27598
#78
Originally posted by Auto Donk
wow, asses like hers are a genetic anomaly......
suddenly just jut out four - five inches from the small of their backs.... very nice.....
yah, i've had plenty of kinky freaks want to go there, including one ms donk.....
I've been staving he off for years by promising her she could use her 9" strapper on stevie K at "next year's bash".....
since he didn't show at the last one, she's pressuring me more.....
but I hold her off by saying "he's the one that serenaded you with a song about peggin' him.... hold out"..... i can never really tell what stevie k is mumbling in teh song he wrote and performed for my wife, so who the fuk knows.....
maybe you can make out the words:
Man, I wish I wrote that, it's the closing track to one of the best albums of all time
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Chipup
SBR MVP
07-24-13
1435
#79
Originally posted by Auto Donk
I think I can see stevie trying to take "just the tip" in the background here:
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Chipup
SBR MVP
07-24-13
1435
#80
Originally posted by stevek173
Man, I wish I wrote that, it's the closing track to one of the best albums of all time
No Sir the best possible track on a great album for such a situation is
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#81
is that the one with the chorus
"stevie-k likes to smoke some grass, and he loves huge things up his ass
he loves his women big n strong, and slammin' it home with their rubber dong!!!!
POUND ME POUND ME POUND ME POUND ME ..... yah......"
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stevek173
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03-29-08
27598
#82
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stevek173
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03-29-08
27598
#83
Collective Soul is pretty good and I respect that
but
U2 had some crazy good closing tracks man
Love is Blindness (Achtung)
Mothers of the Disappeared (Joshua Tree)
All I Want is you (Rattle and Hum)
Gotta give it to Pink Floyd for best closer though
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Chipup
SBR MVP
07-24-13
1435
#84
Originally posted by Auto Donk
is that the one with the chorus
"stevie-k likes to smoke some grass, and he loves huge things up his ass
he loves his women big n strong, and slammin' it home with their rubber dong!!!!
POUND ME POUND ME POUND ME POUND ME ..... yah......"
Actually on the subject of big strong women. My second time ever was with a girl Donk would probably find boring but my prudish 20 yr old ass she was a freak. She was a chubster at around 200-225 and tall at 6'3. I should also add a good ol fashion southern girl. By that I mean she was always trying to get me to give her Anal (Which I never did) Thought that would make me gay..
Well I don't know what this says about me but our first time together she took me into the bedroom, Picked me up by the junk like I was a child and WWE Style Body slammed me into the bed. I jumped up panic'd and froze against the wall. All I could hear was the clerks movie line " Sex crazed and retard strong" and thinking I was about to get raped.
I took off for the door. Luckily she called me back calmly and explained that I looked like a guy who likes aggressive women.. WTF ever that means. I guess she knew something I didn't or what it says about me but I was rock hard. I still feel uncomfortable thinking about it. She's probably my one regret letting go. She loved the idea of waking up to morning sex every day, if I was up last she'd give me a BJ to get me UP both ways. But alas I was to prudish, scared of giving her Anal, and Honestly idiotically ashamed of dating a fat chick..
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#85
Handful
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#86
song the dj's usually pop in when I roll in to da club:
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Clutchut12
SBR MVP
09-20-16
3632
#87
Got blown by a 400 pound black girl in college. Probably best Bj ever had.i was 14 milwaukee best lights deep though
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#88
awesome stories gents..... well done!
I'm still trying to get my mind set on what a 400 pounder would look like.....
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Clutchut12
SBR MVP
09-20-16
3632
#89
Originally posted by Auto Donk
awesome stories gents..... well done!
I'm still trying to get my mind set on what a 400 pounder would look like.....
It wasnt pretty donk,but it was a hell of a blow,but like i said i was 14 beers deep so i cant credit the great bj to her being black or just being a big bitch. But it was awesome
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#90
black is wack......
well, at least 400lbs of it is..... (unless it's a threesome)
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cincinnatikid513
SBR Aristocracy
11-23-17
45360
#91
Damn 400 lbs thats could be health hazard right there
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jayfly
SBR MVP
10-18-09
1234
#92
Slept with 3, met all of them on POF lol. The first one was pretty regular for 6 months or so. She was very quiet from years of having married/kids sex but we would fu k non stop all night. She had the creamiest pu$$y and tasted amazing.
The second one was something like Ms. Plus Size runner up for our state or some shit lol. She had no idea how to fu ck and had not shaved her box for what looked like a few years lol so she was a one and done.
The third one I just stopped seeing a few months ago. Nice big black ass which she loved me to shoot my load in, if she wasnt swallowing it. Sadly she tried to act like a diva type and misjudged her worth so she got kicked to the curb.
Currently nailing a drunken psychotic Russian who lives a few doors down from me. Possibly the hottest chick I have ever been with and since she is so f ed up the sex is amazing but she is the definition of bi-polar. Also nailing a 50 year old latina. Tall and athletic. Rides her bike a couple hundred miles a week and has the ass and body of a 25 year old.
2017 was a good year pu$$y wise lol. Ran into a chick last night I had not seen since high school. Went back to her place and gave her a rather large facial lol.
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BeatTheJerk
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08-19-07
31794
#93
Originally posted by jayfly
Slept with 3, met all of them on POF lol. The first one was pretty regular for 6 months or so. She was very quiet from years of having married/kids sex but we would fu k non stop all night. She had the creamiest pu$$y and tasted amazing.
The second one was something like Ms. Plus Size runner up for our state or some shit lol. She had no idea how to fu ck and had not shaved her box for what looked like a few years lol so she was a one and done.
The third one I just stopped seeing a few months ago. Nice big black ass which she loved me to shoot my load in, if she wasnt swallowing it. Sadly she tried to act like a diva type and misjudged her worth so she got kicked to the curb.
Currently nailing a drunken psychotic Russian who lives a few doors down from me. Possibly the hottest chick I have ever been with and since she is so f ed up the sex is amazing but she is the definition of bi-polar. Also nailing a 50 year old latina. Tall and athletic. Rides her bike a couple hundred miles a week and has the ass and body of a 25 year old.
2017 was a good year pu$$y wise lol. Ran into a chick last night I had not seen since high school. Went back to her place and gave her a rather large facial lol.
Pics ?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#94
reminds me of the small, medium and large video I shot inside the golden nugget:
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#95
pof in your 20's while you're still drunk and horny enough to put up with braindead stupidity is just the best
i still have it, but mainly just look at girls and hate everything worse than i did the minute before
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Chipup
SBR MVP
07-24-13
1435
#96
Originally posted by Auto Donk
reminds me of the small, medium and large video I shot inside the golden nugget:
Despite knowing full well how badly it'd smell and how fukked up I'd feel in the end.. I got to say I'd Hit it. Few reasons. One I never slept with anyone other than white woman. Two her face isn't all that bad. Three bet that bitch can cook.
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#97
if this can be an un-modded thread......i'll post pics daily for a couple years
i'm donk only half the size with twice the bigger dong and no wife as a wingman
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TheMetsSuck
SBR Hall of Famer
01-14-12
6146
#98
I've facked a few black chicks and have had mixed experiences. One screamed so loud during sex 2 of my apartment neighbors were banging on the walls screaming. She was a freak and like many people mentioned the stench of black chicks is a real things. She tried to claim I got her pregnant two days later after I had ghosted her texts. I told her i had gotten a vasectomy two years earlier (lie) so that was not possible and she immediately backtracked and said it must have been this other guy lol.
I met this hot black chick on bumble like a year ago right before I went on vacation and she was sending me videos of her sucking and shoving a nice white penis dildo inside her begging for me to come back and fack her. I had fun with her a few times. When I finally let her come back to my home and join me in my pool one hot summer day a switch flipped or something. After I facked her and had brought out some great weed / wine poolside I was asking for a bj and she was like only if you let me go shopping at the mall after "Daddy". I laughed hard at this offer and told her ok blow me and I'll think about it, but she persisted and kept asking and i finally snapped and said what are you some kind of whore. Get the fack off my property I'm not the guy you are looking for. Peace. Fackin sluts....
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#99
Haghahah, been there.
What pissed me off is that they don't get the concept of a sugar daddy. That's for outrageously hot girls, not skanks you fukk literally upon meeting.
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Bostongambler
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02-01-08
35581
#100
Several times in my younger years.
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#101
Stop trying to pretend you're not racist. Nobody from Boston has ever ****** a black girl. Don't make me ask Rob.
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Bostongambler
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02-01-08
35581
#102
Originally posted by reigle9
Stop trying to pretend you're not racist. Nobody from Boston has ever ****** a black girl. Don't make me ask Rob.
????????
And on Xmas to. 😔
Who’s Rob?
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reigle9
SBR Posting Legend
10-25-07
17879
#103
Especially on Christmas, I'm just playing fool.
Lind, hc god.
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Bostongambler
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02-01-08
35581
#104
Originally posted by reigle9
Especially on Christmas, I'm just playing fool.
Lind, hc god.
So am I , fool. Xmas fool that is 🎄 !!!
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stevek173
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03-29-08
27598
#105
Originally posted by Chipup
Well I don't know what this says about me but our first time together she took me into the bedroom, Picked me up by the junk like I was a child and WWE Style Body slammed me into the bed.