If you work 9-5 you are a fukkin loser

[Slim]

apparently mathy got 9 death threats over this thread and we obviously had to have his pms disabled. one of 3 reasons the mathdotcom posting handle has officially been retired

Maybe someone knocked him off?

[madrabbit]

You wake up every morning, get dressed up, drive to work.
You get out of your car, and as you slam the door shut you realize this is your 100342th day at work doing the same thing over and over. Each step towards the building makes you sick to your stomach. You're in the elevator dreading the moment it reaches your floor.

Then you get out, and have to put the stupid fake smile on your face and say hello to everyone on your way to your cubicle or work station. You boot up your computer and your email is already full of

"Can you do this for me before noon? Thanks."
"Please be advised that today is <insert stupid fake day like 'AIDS awareness day'>, and so at 2pm everyone must come down to the lobby for a quick info session followed by tea and stale cookies"
"Hi, I glanced over that report you submitted. Even though I didn't read much, I think you should re-do it. Thanks, management."

You count the minutes until it is quitting time only to go home and get a bunch of bills in the mail. You are going nowhere and have no hope unless you hit the jackpot.

That is why you should gamble.

worse yet, people could look like you!

[jwbama23]

I love it how this thread always gets bumped back to the top of PT

[Kindred]

Yeah my brother is in a soul crushing 9-5 on wall street. Good money but he literally works all day every day.

[crustyme]

ironically, hes working 9-5 after all his locks lost.

[HenryHill]

Even worse bread, you have to drive to work and see almost noone else on the road. Pathetic.

LOL. Agreed.

[compaqDikk]

courtesty bump for those that have not yet met the poster math.com

[compaqDikk]

alert. mathy is in vegas shadowing the poster vegasbound learning his mlb system inside and out

[Slim]

I think some of the people offended by this thread hunted mathy down and beat him to death. I hope not.

[rm18]

I thought mathy had paid spys shadow fishhead? why he doing it himself?

[Fishhead]

I thought mathy had paid spys shadow fishhead? why he doing it himself?

Matty was in Tampa lastnight for the gaming summit..........although he did not attend the dinner last evening.

Matty is doing very, very well........no worries.

[Ralphie Halves]

Matty was in Tampa lastnight for the gaming summit..........although he did not attend the dinner last evening.

Matty is doing very, very well........no worries.

Great to hear. Live the dream! Haters everywhere that are too afraid to make that leap. Step over them.

[frostno98]

[Fishhead]

Great to hear. Live the dream! Haters everywhere that are too afraid to make that leap. Step over them.

Matty is a great guy and classy as well...............smarter than anyone here could ever imagine.

[Slim]

We need Mathy back.

[sweethook]

waite till you get 50 then tell me what it taste like

[sparkyasu]

what a ******* moron

[compaqDikk]

they shouuld do a reality show on this tool. you know what he's gonna feel like when the alarm clock goes off at 5.45 monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and oh yeah friday and he has to take the fukkin train to work that smells like ass while the others sleep till 1pm and whack off a drink for a living and roll around in penthouse magainzes all day like JJ does?. man this is gonna be a bitch. i hope donald trump hires him. this is the ultimate bad beat

A New York state employee who usually joined coworkers in a Mega Millions lottery pool didn’t have the correct change — two $1 bills — the last time they collected, so he didn’t play. What the heck, Michael Kosko figured, we never hit anyway.

[Slim]

Mathy will be back.

[mr.inpak]

depends what you do if your a lawyer doctor your better off working 9-5 you make good money if your like me a casino dealer going now where in life your better off gambling whitch i am doing after being terminated from my job

[mojomaker11]

Find a job you like and it doesn't matter what time its at.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I hate working 9-5...i am such a loser fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[8ArIvd5]

$30,000
Government provides health insurance in Canada - it's illegal for me to pay a doctor to get treatment
No pension
Rent

stop paying someones mortgage for them. i thought you were smarter than that.

[sweethook]

iam a sucker

[frostno98]

Sux to be me and majority of America paying US government taxes to keep our military strong

[Ralphie Halves]

stop paying someones mortgage for them. i thought you were smarter than that.

The rich people I know (minus the ones that were born that way) will all tell you the same thing:

Never buy what you can lease, never lease what you can rent, never rent what you can borrow, never borrow what you can get for free.

Everyone else I know who lives paycheck to paycheck and who will always want for money all think ownership is awesome!!

Plus with renting, you're never chained to one spot or forced to try and sublet if you want to move on. I'm sending this reply from the condo I love, albeit the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Mistakes aside, I'm siding with the new rich now, and have been for years. Such a lovely place.

[OmgUrMom]

fukk you mathy, some of us just can't cut it in the gambling arena

[8ArIvd5]

The rich people I know (minus the ones that were born that way) will all tell you the same thing:

Never buy what you can lease, never lease what you can rent, never rent what you can borrow, never borrow what you can get for free.

Everyone else I know who lives paycheck to paycheck and who will always want for money all think ownership is awesome!!

Plus with renting, you're never chained to one spot or forced to try and sublet if you want to move on. I'm sending this reply from the condo I love, albeit the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Mistakes aside, I'm siding with the new rich now, and have been for years. Such a lovely place.

Yeah, real estate investors are suckers.

[OmgUrMom]

The rich people I know (minus the ones that were born that way) will all tell you the same thing:

Never buy what you can lease, never lease what you can rent, never rent what you can borrow, never borrow what you can get for free.

Everyone else I know who lives paycheck to paycheck and who will always want for money all think ownership is awesome!!

Plus with renting, you're never chained to one spot or forced to try and sublet if you want to move on. I'm sending this reply from the condo I love, albeit the biggest mistake I've ever made.

Mistakes aside, I'm siding with the new rich now, and have been for years. Such a lovely place.

yes the poor clearly own the majority of land/property in the usa

[Fishhead]

I tried to sell some farmland to Matty a few days ago .........he may splurge.

[Ralphie Halves]

yes the poor clearly own the majority of land/property in the usa

Which they either had passed down to them or bought after they already became rich (and they aint financing that shit like most of us suckers are, you can bet on that), so that has little to do with the argument. IMO, real estate is usually an inferior investment for the everyday man when there are other things out there that offer better compound interest.

[Fishhead]

Which they either had passed down to them or bought after they already became rich (and they aint financing that shit like most of us suckers are, you can bet on that), so that has little to do with the argument. IMO, real estate is usually an inferior investment for the everyday man when there are other things out there that offer better compound interest.

[tommygun]

this has to be thread of the year, so many deluded ideas and people.

I can imagine Mathy awakening from his sleep, it's midday, the smell of B.O. and dried *** wafts through his apartment. Making his way through the wave of pizza boxes and tissues he stumbles to his computer to see who's playing today so he can gamble away. He sits there for a couple of hours, he's made a decent profit, but still not enough compared to the working man. He walks to the bathroom to take a leak, he glances at the mirror and looks at himself. A skinny, pale figure with a nose reminiscent of a toucan looks back at him, he hasn't seen sunlight for days. He starts to realise he's actually a worthless human being, he has no friends, no job, no car...just his online
"friends". The only human interaction he gets is from the clerk at the sportsbook or amongst the gambling community, other than his parents. Mathy then hears a loud scream: "Mathy clean this fuckin room, what a fuckin pig stye!!!!", it's his mother, Mathy has been living at home all his life, this is the only life he knew, other than hosting evenings with his Mother and her Charade's group, seeing strange men visiting his mother come and go. It all becomes to much for Matt, realising he is a loser, and just Shit At Life, he decides to jump from the window, from the 27th floor.
He was never heard from again.

[onetrickpony]

fuking losers

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Gotta admit...there's a lot of truth here. The sarcasm in "Office Space" hits a home run, can't believe how accurately they hit the mark.

I'll totally admit that the happiest times have been sans job. 1) in school, and 2) between jobs.