I hate those teenagers that speed down quiet family streets
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I hate the fukkers that put on gear like that set forth in the photo below, and come cruising through my neighborhood, one hand on the wheel, the other on their junk workin' it fast, as other than the outfit below, the pathetic creeps are naked from the waste down, trying to get a gander at my "nice ass" as they toss off......
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asiansComment -
People that stay in a lane that is ending to the very end in bumper to bumper traffic and pretty much force you to let them cut in front or get in an accident.
They should be executed.Comment -
I speed all the fukkin time down those family streets
the families kids should know better not to run in the middle of the street without looking
bad parentingComment -
Also slow driversComment -
Over wieght ppl
cant driveComment -
when people are making double lane turns and the outside car never stays in their penetrating laneComment -
Left lane campers on the highway.Comment -
People who slow down as they approach a green light ...... waiting for it to turn yellowComment -
when dumbfux dont stop at a red light when oncoming traffic (example, me) gets the arrow to turn left.
when dumbfux dont stop at a red light and never turn into their lane, the right lane. always turn into the further lane. This also happens with oncoming traffic turning left while I turn right. Just turn into your own god-damn lane dumbass. 95% of time, can never figure out, never ceases to amaze me, people turn into the further lane.
when dumbfux dont stop at stop signs, period
when dumbfux go 30 miles over the speed limit just to catch up and screech their brakes at a red light/intersection.
When dumbfux get on the carpool lane just for shits and giggles, go 60mph
when dumbfux text and swirl and go slow, acting like they own the road and city.
when dumbfux tailgate the shit out of you even though the car in front of you is causing the slow down.
can anyone tell I am from los angeles?Comment -
Specific to Vegas from what I've seen...
You're driving in the right lane on a regular road, and a car is waiting to leave a gas station/shopping area/whatever on your right side and get on the same road. For whatever reason, about three seconds before you pass by them, they start moving forward, as if they're on a suicide mission to pull out right in front of you. They're not, but is sure fukking looks likes it, and you have to hit your brakes or swerve.Comment -
If you are talking about merging lanes then I think the people who dont go to the end and merge properly should have their license revoked.
What's with the stopping 100 yards from the merge point and sticking your damn blinker on all about anyway? Scared to merge properly?? That's dangerous, slows down the traffic flow and kind of defeats the point of having a merge point.
And you actually want to murder the ones that do it correctly!
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I don't really hate anything about any of the idiots out there doing all of the shit spelled out above.....
I'm havin' too much f'n fun brandishing my weapon at them, for example, when they are on a four lane of traffic road and pull up to the red light in the right or "turn" lane, and wait on the light when they could have easily pulled up in the same startiing position in the left lane, which would have enabled me to turn and not wait on all the fukkin' lights......
so now, i squeeze my ass between his vehicle and the goddam ditch or curb or whatever the fuk might be there, and twirl my loaded .45 on my finger like f'n Chuck Connors himself, and when it quits spinning i slowly do the reverse of juaquin pheonix in Gladiator, as I start with the gun barrell pointing up at the sky.... and I slowly lower it down to the level of the offending driver's head. and then say "pow" and act like the gun is recoiling in my hand.....
now, if the fukhead is like me and armed, the motion isn't slow, and I immediately level off on the offending driver and empty half my clip into his door and window (if he hasn't ducked already, otherwise they all go into the door, even as low as the five inches from the floor)......
no time for hate, too much fun dealing with offensive drivers.....Comment -
One thing that really gets me are people who change from the left lane to the right lane at an area where people are merging into the right lane. How clueless can u be? Never ceases to amaze me people can be that dangerously stupidComment -
what pisses me off the most is the douchebags with the blue sylvania head lamps. I always make sure to ride their ass with my brights on to return the favor.Comment -
Drivers who have no concept of ALTERNATE MERGE.
Drivers who don't use turn signals.
Drivers who stay in the left lane and keep pace with the vehicle in the right lane.
HELLO??? HEY SHIT-FOR-BRAINS... GET THE FUKK OUTTA THE WAY AND PASS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!Comment -
People who pass on the highway and cut into your lane without leaving you enough space; often when it's raining or there's gravel on the road, spraying rocks and other debris into the front of your car and damaging your windsheild.
...Or a combination of the above with slowing down to below the speed limit, forcing you to either slam on the brakes or swerve around them.
...Or lazy ignorant flat deck tractor trailer truck drivers that get on the road without sweeping the gravel off their decks, spraying rocks in every direction.
...You want to see what road rage looks looks like, try any of the above with me.Comment -
Every time I see a driver do something stupid, it's one or more of these groups:
1. Old people.
2. Asians.
3. Minivan drivers.
4. Women drivers.Comment -
You guys said like both of my biggest pet peeves while driving. I also hate tailgaters, I never tailgate, how can you trust driving closely behind someone when you dont know what theyre going to do like stop suddenly. When Im tailgated I drive even slower so theyll change lanes. But like Ralphie I seem to always get the person who's waiting to turn into traffic and Im coming up theyve had like a ton of time to turn but they wait till Im up close then rush in to turn but then only go at a snail's pace. That and people driving onto the freeway and waiting till the last second to merge when theyve had a ton of time to merge, I see these people and their not even slowing down or looking over to see if its clear, its like its automatic in their mind that traffic will be clear when their lane runs out.Comment -
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something about George Jetson
a good dudeComment -
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
You idiots are the reason that lane is moving slower than it should. That lane is open until the very end. Not when you say it is. If everyone waited to the end, the flow would move better. Instead you have one car merging 800 foot before the end, another car merging 1000 feet to soon and so on. Wtf. Dumb ass. Use all the lane that is available then every other vehicle merges. Force to let them in or accident? LolComment -
Knobs that speed up when you go to pass them on the highway, then slow down while you have the cruise set the entire time. Pretty much forced to gun just to get around the idiot.Comment -
As an HGV driver I have to say most of the drivers I encounter around Dorset and Hampshire are actually pretty good and considerate in comparison with the rest of the UK. The 1 thing I do find here is entry/acceleration lanes onto motorways and high speed dual-carriageways. Here the objective is to accelerate to a speed comparable with the flow of traffic so you can join at the same speed. We have a lot of older, less confident, drivers who drive slowly to the end of the acceleration lane and then stop. We also have drivers who want to drive right behind other drivers on acceleration lanes. How do they expect to get a large group of vehicles into a fast paced road when they don't have right of way? Drivers lack the common sense to hold back from the vehicle in front so they have room to accelerate into the traffic flow.Comment -
exactly...you are supposed to go to the end and merge properly.If you are talking about merging lanes then I think the people who dont go to the end and merge properly should have their license revoked.
What's with the stopping 100 yards from the merge point and sticking your damn blinker on all about anyway? Scared to merge properly?? That's dangerous, slows down the traffic flow and kind of defeats the point of having a merge point.
And you actually want to murder the ones that do it correctly!Comment -
Drivers that go diagonally and zig zag across busy parking lots. I drive a lot on rural roads and hate it when people pass in hilly no passing zones.Comment
Isn't that the truth.
