Unable to change the channel this morning.... Channel 2 News Team... F Ron Burgandy!

[Auto Donk]

I never watch local channel 2 here in h-town in the morning....

turn on the tele this morning, and it's still on channel 2 from where the wife turned it off during Merrill Elitest Streep's dumbass anti- trump speech (your bitch lost, bitch, get over it).....

what do I see? first off, a weather babe in a skin tight black dress with an ass that sticks out about a half a foot from her back, and can best be described as a cross between J Lo and Flo Jo's asses..... britta merwin is her name, and her ass is to die for....






then, a few seconds later, they throw in this babe doing the traffic, in a skin tight white dress and a similarly fine ass, and nice rack to boot... This babe is fine as shit from head to toe...... her name is jennifer reyna, and of the two, i'd prefer reyna, as she's as fine as a girl can get....

here she is out front of one of my ol' haunts, La Griglia, in htown on halloween.....



and another (she's so fine i could post photos of her all day)... winning a rodeo beauty contest, apparently..... wow.... can't make this shit up.....



and her professional head shot.....



(safe to say my "head" would be shooting, as well...... (I'm sure biter will notice a similarity between ms. reyna, gina ryder, and an ex of mine.....)


I've always known their 10 pm anchor is one of the hottest babes on the planet..... (below) -- the scorching hot "dominique sachsa" (prononced Sock-sa)... no need to stuff a sock when admiring her.... you'll be at full attention......




clearly, the personnel manager or whoever the fuk is hiring the "talent" over there has my taste in women, and is probably as big of a sexual perv as the dickhead that got fired from Fox News.....

I could not work at local 2, as I'd be a walkin' fukkin sexual harrassment suit


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ps.... this woman is ready for some serious sexual harrassment:

[Auto Donk]

ps....

so you don't think I've lost my mind, here's a representative side view of the weathergirl's ass......

[shadymcgrady]

Geez, the future of local news anchor women. Wonder what kind of local Internet porn site activity spikes occur everytime shortly after the weather update comes on in the area. That and borderline sexual harassment texts to old flames and ex wives

[Auto Donk]

no shit, I almost missed a court hearing this morning waiting on one last f'n traffic update before I hit the road......

had to see that tight white dress clad babe one more time before heading out......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I love weather girls.

[Auto Donk]

traffic babes in htown are where it is at..... abc's babe is kathleen waley.....

but jennifer reyna is even hotter than she is.....

but whaley is no slouch:








i'd love to be tied up in standstill H-town drivetime traffic in a mercedes luxury van with the two of them for 2 1/2 hours...... or just hire a driver to tule around the 610 loop nonstop for 4-5 hours......

what a threesome that would be..... you know the competative nature of newscasts (see the anchorman movie newsstation rumbles, for example), so you know both would try to outfuk the other and really give it their best effort!!!

[sweep]

ps....

so you don't think I've lost my mind, here's a representative side view of the weathergirl's ass......

Holy shit, that cant be real

[shadymcgrady]

no shit, I almost missed a court hearing this morning waiting on one last f'n traffic update before I hit the road......

had to see that tight white dress clad babe one more time before heading out......

That's it im moving to houston

[packerd_00]

This girl works in Canada as Entertainment Host,name is Cherryl Hickey,my mum knew her brother in law.She actually met her,and got me an auto.

[Auto Donk]

That's it im moving to houston

if i wasn't married, i'd have to be either dating one of these hot newsbabes or at least stalking them like a psycho....

[shadymcgrady]

if i wasn't married, i'd have to be either dating one of these hot newsbabes or at least stalking them like a psycho....

Donk if u weren't married ud be dating one of them while stalking the rest who r u kidding?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

ps....

so you don't think I've lost my mind, here's a representative side view of the weathergirl's ass......

Holy shit, that cant be real

I think DOnker was mistaken on this one, unless he was watching Telemundo.

This is Mexican Weather Girl Yanet Garcia.

And she definitely knows what her best angle is.

[shadymcgrady]

Ok I'm moving to Mexico then

[Auto Donk]

that's why i said "representative"..... local babe's ass looked just like that

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Here is one of our LA weather girls.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

that's why i said "representative"..... local babe's ass looked just like that

I missed that part, Donker.

My eyeballs were preoccupied looking at the pics.

[Auto Donk]

i understand.....

la weathergirl is ok, but i see sadness in her eyes.....

i want to see eagerness, happiness, and kink in a babe's eyes.....

like the eyes of the cutie in my avvy.....

[5918mike]

The Seattle Q13 morning chick is pretty hot, Liz Dueweke

[recon1]

Only i thing i can think of is why would homosexuality exist with this running around.

[KVB]

Great thread, Player's Talk this shit.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Great thread, Player's Talk this shit.

KVB show us your weather or traffic girl.

[Auto Donk]

KVB show us your weather or traffic girl.

hell, show us both girls.....

[HAPPY BOY]

Here is one of our LA weather girls.

Jackie Johnson she was in miami...must say Donks chick blows all out of water...never seen an ass like that

[KVB]

This one has a rack not sure about the rest of her...






I've seen some hot younger one's come and go on the various local stations, may take time to track down some pics.

[Auto Donk]

she'll do.... big go along way.... as she knows

[KVB]

This picture is just plain awesome.

ps....

so you don't think I've lost my mind, here's a representative side view of the weathergirl's ass......

[sweep]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Looks like Donker got to this one already... about 8 months 3 weeks ago.

[Auto Donk]

if i had my way, that's the way every femaie on the channel 2 news team would look 9 mos from now

[QuantumLeap]

I missed that part, Donker.

My eyeballs were preoccupied looking at the pics.

Don't feel bad. I missed it too.

[captrobey]

[Auto Donk]

the arrows are pointing to her and snatch.....

and she looks like she either (1) needs some kahk up the ass (she's stickin' it out) or (2) needs to take a sh*t

[53 defense]

You are one funny Mutha..............

Almost coffee out the nose......

[captrobey]

the arrows are pointing to her and snatch.....

and she looks like she either (1) needs some kahk up the ass (she's stickin' it out) or (2) needs to take a sh*t

Yes that is what i thought too . We think alike so i know you noticed the giant number 4 just to the right center. That is a huge number to be there why did it appear there . Do people drive around it is it manmade?

[Weems2k]

Forget sideline reporters. Weather Center Reporters is where it's at now..