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  • clownpuncher
    SBR MVP
    • 02-28-09
    • 1384

    #1
    Alright boys......... I need help fast!!!!!!!!
    I need to get 120 dollars cash by tomorrow at noon.
    Here is the problem, my wife watches the checking account balance like a hawk so I can't just withdrawal cash without here knowing.

    Need help quick!

    Any good ideas j.j.?
  • sportsfan9698
    SBR MVP
    • 05-17-14
    • 1995

    #2
    payday loan
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    • clownpuncher
      SBR MVP
      • 02-28-09
      • 1384

      #3
      Originally posted by sportsfan9698
      payday loan
      Mỹ work check gets direct deposited, don't they take the money out of your next check?
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      • maggiethebestdog
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-21-13
        • 6700

        #4
        Originally posted by clownpuncher
        I need to get 120 dollars cash by tomorrow at noon.
        Here is the problem, my wife watches the checking account balance like a hawk so I can't just withdrawal cash without here knowing.

        Need help quick!

        Any good ideas j.j.?
        Grow a set of balls. You dont dictate how your paycheck is spent???
        You better be getting laid 24/7 with that arrangement.
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        • beavis13
          SBR MVP
          • 06-18-14
          • 2823

          #5
          Have a poker room or casino close?
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          • clownpuncher
            SBR MVP
            • 02-28-09
            • 1384

            #6
            Originally posted by beavis13
            Have a poker room or casino close?
            Yes

            I get laid as much as I want
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            • beavis13
              SBR MVP
              • 06-18-14
              • 2823

              #7
              If you have any cash now at all, just buy into a 3-6 game. Players usually horrible and if you have any patience at all, it can be pretty easy to chip up.
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              • beavis13
                SBR MVP
                • 06-18-14
                • 2823

                #8
                And congrats
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                • clownpuncher
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-28-09
                  • 1384

                  #9
                  Like the casino idea

                  Might just say penetrate it and put 120 on black
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                  • mpaschal34
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-13
                    • 12087

                    #10
                    Go over to an old Uncle's house and climb up into his attic....I'm sure you will find a sock with $27k.
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                    • clownpuncher
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-28-09
                      • 1384

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mpaschal34
                      Go over to an old Uncle's house and climb up into his attic....I'm sure you will find a sock with $27k.
                      Lol
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                      • grantingyou
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 09-05-10
                        • 624

                        #12
                        What a joke! Your wife will not allow you to withdraw $120.
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                        • zizoudane10
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 03-27-12
                          • 7272

                          #13
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                          • GoBlue77
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-20-11
                            • 9166

                            #14
                            get a new wife.
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                            • agendaman
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-01-11
                              • 3733

                              #15
                              here is what i once i dot 4 payday loans at 4 different outlets where their computers are not interlinked you know small private places took max of 255 dollars at each one that equals 1020 bucks then i cancelled my acct at my bank i am gonna do this again with 10 payday loans easy money gl
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                              • 3-1LeadBlown
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 11-30-16
                                • 115

                                #16
                                Not allowed withdraw 120$. You're wife owns you're balls sorry to tell you
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                                • Booya711
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-20-11
                                  • 27329

                                  #17
                                  Like everyone here...grow a fukking pair...I don't understand how people let other people dictate how their money is spent.

                                  irrelevant on how much clown gets laid...and $120???? Why the fukk would she care about chump change??
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                                  • USCPHILLYGUY
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-15-12
                                    • 21746

                                    #18
                                    spent $125 for 5 cigars last night

                                    Christ you're sad

                                    guess you're not "winning"

                                    and to the jerkoff who scams payday loan companies..........I'm sure you're the same prick who charges back his credit card when you lose bets........pathetic POS
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      after you've doubled up that $120 ten consecutive times, you'll have just about enough to pay my retainer.....

                                      you need a divorce

                                      AD


                                      "Is it just so, so good I shouldn't have to f**k for free"
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                                      • sheepgotwool
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 12-18-14
                                        • 337

                                        #20
                                        Tell your wife her snatch is old and stinky and you will do whatever the F you want with the $120 ! Be a man bro . Too many sissies in this world. Don't ever let a woman run your show and your domain.
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                                        • gauchojake
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-17-10
                                          • 34116

                                          #21
                                          Go buy some shit at Costco for 120 bucks, pay with your debit card, and return it - Costco gives you cash. If she asks just say you needed to buy some Christmas presents at Costco. Easy game.
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                                          • clownpuncher
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 02-28-09
                                            • 1384

                                            #22
                                            1 bet on black

                                            1 spin of the wheel

                                            Won 120 and Fuckin skated
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                                            • gauchojake
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 09-17-10
                                              • 34116

                                              #23
                                              good work guy

                                              what's the 120 for?
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                                              • clownpuncher
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 02-28-09
                                                • 1384

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                good work guy

                                                what's the 120 for?
                                                Thanks

                                                Gambling debts with local

                                                Bit off more than I could chew
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                                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-15-12
                                                  • 21746

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by clownpuncher
                                                  Thanks

                                                  Gambling debts with local

                                                  Bit off more than I could chew


                                                  I don't even settle with my guy unless we are +/- 250....
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                                                  • PackerBacker
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 08-17-11
                                                    • 387

                                                    #26
                                                    Tell the wife you need to withdraw $120 for a Christmas present your buying here. Thanks put the cash on Kansas St. +3.5
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                                                    • clownpuncher
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-28-09
                                                      • 1384

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY


                                                      I don't even settle with my guy unless we are +/- 250....
                                                      Way over that

                                                      Just needed a bit more to get back to even

                                                      We don't clear totals until we reach 300
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                                                      • agendaman
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-01-11
                                                        • 3733

                                                        #28
                                                        USC PHILLY GUY i own no credit cards why well i pay cash for everything incl. my 35 dollar each honduran cigars
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                                                        • TiredPro
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 01-17-12
                                                          • 672

                                                          #29
                                                          Next time you need cash, tell your wife you're not banging her without some cash up front.
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                                                          • big joe 1212
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 06-01-08
                                                            • 19380

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PackerBacker
                                                            Tell the wife you need to withdraw $120 for a Christmas present your buying here. Thanks put the cash on Kansas St. +3.5

                                                            This is exactly what I was thinking. It buys him a few weeks
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