Now You can order a bag of dicks by mail

[daneblazer]

You can eat a bag of dicks for 15 bucks


Or anonymously send them to somebody

https://dicksbymail.com/?variant=22442711745

[Russian Rocket]

Add to that a box of chocolate anuses and you should be all set for Halloween.

[trillz]

That's been around. If you really don't like someone...go here

http://www.shitsenders.com/

[biggie12]

You people have too much free time

[triplecrown333]

those anuses are actual molds of peoples anuses...

[grease lightnin]

Great thread

[jjgold]

pass

fuk this

[DOM_Toretto]

Sites blocked in Canada

They're too soft

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

daner is there sumpthin you're trying to subliminally tell us, pal?

We're all friends here... no judging.

[swordsandtequila]

pass

fuk this

[actiondan]

Dissappointed, no sour dicks

[swordsandtequila]

Dissappointed, no sour dicks

Well, you'll always have BigdaddyQH

[Russian Rocket]

Dissappointed, no sour dicks

Action looks like they got you covered pal

http://www.onlinesextoys.us/extras/party_games_gifts_supplies/jumbo_rainbow_rooster_pops_6pc_display

[actiondan]

Sweet

[goatchaser]

I just sign on to SBR everyday and get all I want for free.

[Auto Donk]

i'll stick with rubber fists.... the come in "handy" at the local Swinger's Halloween Ball.....

sincerely,
Fister Roberto

[Auto Donk]

ps.... my wife made some of those chocolate sphincters last halloween....

before type photo:




after I finished with it photo:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

pass

fuk this

[Auto Donk]

true ass freaks like myself have been known to put a few hi-end chocolate truffels up the missus' back door ....

and let the fun begin....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

true ass freaks like myself have been known to put a few hi-end chocolate truffels up the missus' back door ....

and let the fun begin....

Well, I'm more an ass man than a titt man, myself... so I kinda relate, as nothing sends me more than a beautiful bent-over hiney where she's showing me... well, I'll let Dave Matthews say it, as he does here so eloquently in "Crash Into Me":

"Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
In a boy's dream, in a boy's dream...
...You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you"

BUT... have never partaken of such escapades as you describe. (Can't go there, personally.) BUT, all's good. Amongst consenting adults -- NO LIMITS.

Gotta ask tho: At some point quickly into the festivities, does it really matter if it was a hi-end chocolate truffle or a Dollar store Snickers fun-size that was inserted as rest stops up her ol' Hershey Highway?

Like this guy... I'z gots to know.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Not gonna lie... Those chocolate buttholes look delicious.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Not gonna lie... Those chocolate buttholes look delicious.

Yeah, we know you're watching the NBA cuz of your bets... but what about the candy?

[GUMMO77]

Yeah, we know you're watching the NBA cuz of your bets... but what about the candy?

[TheSideBet]

This would go great with the new product VI Poo. Where even a VIP has to go Poo. I swear I thought it was a fake commercial when I saw it but nope, it's real. Air freshener that you spray in the bowl once you drop a devil's donut to keep the smell in.

[SBRMAN23]

You should be able to send this to Sbr members

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

This would go great with the new product VI Poo. Where even a VIP has to go Poo. I swear I thought it was a fake commercial when I saw it but nope, it's real. Air freshener that you spray in the bowl once you drop a devil's donut to keep the smell in.

Thanks for this post/info... now I can cross what I'm gettin GUMMO off my X-mas list

[TheSideBet]

Thanks for this post/info... now I can cross what I'm gettin GUMMO off my X-mas list

Maybe they'll put out a pine scent or candy cane flavor for the Holiday mood

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Maybe they'll put out a pine scent or candy cane flavor for the Holiday mood

Great idea... but meh, it's just GUMMO... so I ain't springing for no fancy scent upgrade.

He gets the same as ttwarrior... tho granted I need to send tt a pallet of em.

[Auto Donk]

apparently, this bills fan went for the big bag of dicks deal, as he obviously had a few to spare:

How frustrated are Bills fans? Someone tossed a sex toy onto the field

Rain wasn’t the only thing falling at New Era Field on Sunday (AP)Even in the annals of NFL history, this might be a first: a fan at the Buffalo Bills-New England Patriots game threw a sex toy onto the field.
It happened in the final minutes of the third quarter, at the tail end of a Tom Brady-to-Chris Hogan pass near the end zone. All of a sudden, an object came flying into the frame, near the end zone.

[puckk]

hope my girlfriend doesnt find that site

[Gary Busey]

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