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  • Ralphie Halves
    SBR MVP
    • 12-13-09
    • 4507

    #1
    So what do I put on my balls now?
    The whole talcum powder gives you cancer ordeal made me panic and throw away my Gold Bond. It's still hot outside. Anybody use something else that works?
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    try Bengay
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    • captrobey
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      • 09-02-10
      • 34381

      #3
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        Butter
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        • captrobey
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          • 09-02-10
          • 34381

          #5
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          • bradthebloke
            SBR MVP
            • 07-26-09
            • 3175

            #6
            why put something on your balls when you can put your balls onto something?
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            • SBRMAN23
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-07-11
              • 6906

              #7
              Originally posted by captrobey

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              • Da Manster!
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-13-07
                • 17720

                #8
                Just take a shower and make sure to wipe and dry yourself good, bro!...
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                • Bostongambler
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                  • 02-01-08
                  • 35581

                  #9
                  Try a live fish
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                  • Harry N. Lloyd
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                    • 03-26-08
                    • 4810

                    #10
                    Coconut oil.
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                    • captrobey
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                      • 09-02-10
                      • 34381

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bostongambler
                      Try a live fish

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                      • Bostongambler
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                        • 02-01-08
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                        #12
                        That's a hot looking fish.
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                        • rkelly110
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                          • 10-05-09
                          • 39691

                          #13
                          Unless you have a uterus, powder on the balls is fine.

                          Johnson's baby powder, used for long periods of time, has given WOMEN uterine cancer.
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                          • captrobey
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                            • 09-02-10
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bostongambler
                            That's a hot looking fish.
                            I know - here he is with his fish when he was just a little Baby.

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                            • meader99
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-30-10
                              • 4223

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rkelly110
                              Unless you have a uterus, powder on the balls is fine.

                              Johnson's baby powder, used for long periods of time, has given WOMEN uterine cancer.
                              And at the end of the day you have cottage cheese.
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                              • Bostongambler
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                                • 02-01-08
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by captrobey
                                I know - here he is with his fish when he was just a little Baby.

                                Awwwww, they are so cute and innocent at that age.
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                                • captrobey
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                                  • 09-02-10
                                  • 34381

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                  Awwwww, they are so cute and innocent at that age.
                                  I know- it.s amazing how much of a slut he became later in life.
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                                  • SBRMAN23
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                                    • 01-07-11
                                    • 6906

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by captrobey
                                    I know- it.s amazing how much of a slut he became later in life.
                                    Well to be fair Cap you made him that way. You took him away from his natural environment and he was spending night and day with you. It's only right that he would get attached come on now bud
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                                    • captrobey
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                                      • 09-02-10
                                      • 34381

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                                      Well to be fair Cap you made him that way. You took him away from his natural environment and he was spending night and day with you. It's only right that he would get attached come on now bud
                                      Me putting my penis in his a-hole every Tues and Thurs should have nothing to do with it. Also when i did that Mon, Wed, and Fri and Sat. Sunday was church and a day of rest. So i did it at night.
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                                      • dbartinbwgc
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 11-11-08
                                        • 795

                                        #20
                                        i have a separate deodorant, i use just for sweaty balls and thighs
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                                        • SBRMAN23
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                                          • 01-07-11
                                          • 6906

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dbartinbwgc
                                          i have a separate deodorant, i use just for sweaty balls and thighs
                                          Not bad idea deodorant can def work
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                                          • pavyracer
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                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 82839

                                            #22
                                            I use flour.
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                                            • daneblazer
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                                              • 09-14-08
                                              • 27861

                                              #23
                                              Fire ants
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                                              • Ghenghis Kahn
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-02-12
                                                • 19734

                                                #24
                                                tape this to your balls... gl

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                                                • Ralphie Halves
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-13-09
                                                  • 4507

                                                  #25
                                                  So far my options are bengay, butter, A1, flour, a fish, more powder, and a silica packet.

                                                  F'kin SBR.
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                                                  • SBRMAN23
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-07-11
                                                    • 6906

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                                    So far my options are bengay, butter, A1, flour, a fish, more powder, and a silica packet.

                                                    F'kin SBR.
                                                    Guess u skipped over the best ones deodorant or oil
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                                                    • Ralphie Halves
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-13-09
                                                      • 4507

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                                                      Guess u skipped over the best ones deodorant or oil
                                                      My bad, I still had tears in my eyes from laughing at the A1 sauce.
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                                                      • SBRMAN23
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                                                        • 01-07-11
                                                        • 6906

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                                        My bad, I still had tears in my eyes from laughing at the A1 sauce.
                                                        I understand Ralphie there was some terrible options thrown at you. I would be flustered as well esp whoever said Bengay, that wouldnt feel very nice at all
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                                                        • Foxx
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 05-25-11
                                                          • 5832

                                                          #29
                                                          Jack Black Dry Down Friction Powder. It's talc free. Try it out. Either that or the sauce should do the trick.
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                                                          • chipper
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-07-10
                                                            • 1994

                                                            #30
                                                            Great advice thus far...
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                                                            • Grits n' Gravy
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 06-10-10
                                                              • 13024

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by captrobey
                                                              If you are trying to get Brock to eat balls, a bottle of this should seal the deal.

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                                                              • firstclass
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 12-10-08
                                                                • 2653

                                                                #32
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                                                                • swordsandtequila
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                                                                  • 02-23-12
                                                                  • 9757

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                                  Fire ants



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                                                                  • jtoler
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                                                                    • 12-17-13
                                                                    • 30967

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Shaq just texted me he said dont believe the reports.
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