173's tip of the day

[stevek173]

Getting beat by the head/dehydration?

You and whoever you're with should get this.



Fan and it also sprays mist if needed.

If someone gives you a hard time you can put boiling plastic in it, I think. If someone's cool spray guinness on them.

That's your tip of the day.

[ZeroYourHero]

You're post says head and spraying mist in faces yet I'm not turned on ;(

[Eddy Munny]

Put that apparatus back in your mother's nightstand before she finds out you've been meddling in her novelties again.

[kidcudi92]

Put that apparatus back in your mother's nightstand before she finds out you've been meddling in her novelties again.

[stevek173]

lol

Today we have a 4 for 1 special.


At the bottom is a white desk. Some ridiculously hot girls gave it to me. I still can't figure out if they took my beer or not. I think they might have and if they did that's hilarious, you can come back for more anytime you want. They moved out. They have my number and said they'd see me around. When they gave me the desk it was a surprise attack, no warning, a gentle knock. Leverage. Hey 173 - we're gonna do wtf we want with you when we want. Bold move. They're hot and cool enough to back it up.

Lower left is something I bought the other day. A flashlight that doubles as a sweet mp3 player, it's designed for a bicycle.

Lower right is a tablet I bought from a cutie in another state. It was missing a cord to make a keyboard thing work with it and she left that cord somewhere and panicked when I said where is it. I smiled and told her that's no big deal. The tablet has turned out to be a significant upgrade to the Trio I bought new and I'm thankful for that. It's very fast and that's what I need.

Upper right is a plastic mug designed to keep your drink cold. It has an ingredients list on it. Here are the ingredients.

[stevek173]

Should have put it in this thread in the first place, sorry. So I bought into the Made in America Festival yesterday and it was incredible. Gary Clark Jr. - ridiculous. Travis Scott - sick. Kevin Devine - awesome.DJ Khaled made me insane, I was blasted. Since I'm a lush as you know I didn't notice the no re-entry signs so I left to go home to bomb Mlites then came back to find out that I couldn't get back in, it was too late to buy more tickets. So got blasted and watched Chance and Coldplay on the street. Then this incredible blonde who's name and picture I can't drop here (her son sounds pretty cool and tough, we have to go slow with that so that he understands I'm a hard guy and I'm never the one to control him or anything like that)completely picked me up as Coldplay was finishing up. She's great across the board and somehow not only can tolerate my babble but can run babble circles around me then says the opposite thing 5 minutes later and asks me my name 20 times in half an hour as all these kids were playing with her dogs, it was hysterical. It looks like she swings a little too. Making out in doorways and alleyways.

Love it. Great day. Where it will go with her is up to her I'm not acknowledging anyone else until we find out.

Unreal.

[stevek173]

Lol wrong thread again, wow.

Need more sleep.

Sorry.

The fuk. You know Giant you're right. I have LOST IT.

She is AWESOME.

[stevek173]

Back to tips.

Craigslists do's and dont's. Computers and tablets have gone well for me, but you have to pick your spot. Random household items are a yes.

Gardening, don't. The first guy is probably a good guy and probably works hard but I didn't get to find out because he threw a little attitude at me and I said something back that scared him off.

Apartment yes, desks yes unless girls give them to you and you no longer need to do that.

The second guy - a real piece of sh*t. Looks on there like the real deal. Shows up and he's missing half his teeth. I'm like what the f*k ever let's just get it done. He works a little and then REALLY needs a cigarette to continue working. I go out and buy his lazy ass his awful generic cigarettes. Give him whatever he constantly needs - water, gatorade. I start helping with the yard work. He gets more lazy so I put a little heat on him. He freaks out and pulls out half the fukkin plants. I was dealing with other crap and didn't have time to babysit his ass. I don't know weeding which was the whole reason I hired out. It turns out that piece of sh*t is a fukkin crackhead. I still close by giving him some of the finest beer in the world. I'm not going to complain or give him sh*t. I SHOULD end your pathetic shit show but I won't because I don't need crackheads up my ass, go shrivel up. Dude I don't know you and we don't acknowledge each other if we're out. I don't have to tell you that you're a piece of sh*t scammer because you already know it. Fuckin pathetic.

[downsouth]

Was not sure whether thread would be advice or picture of little Stevie in all his glory.

[stevek173]

Lolol nice one.

[stevek173]

You can get Amazon Prime for free and always have it for free. They give you a free trial. Set it so that when it expires it doesn't continue. Make a new email account. Do it again when the trial ends. Repeat.

I'm Steve, and that's your tip of the day.

[kidcudi92]

travis is so fukkin live at shows, been to 3 or so

at the ye show he was on the floor goin wild with us

[stevek173]

Haha nice. Yeah he tried to start a mosh pit but it didn't happen. I wanted to do it for him but dude I'm 40. I can hold my own but I need to keep my wallet and not end up in the hospital again.

[stevek173]

If you drink 35 beers and a bunch of nice college girls who have talked to you live in your building and then you get pissed at someone for something that was actually your fault and that'a a nice person but you decide to look like a swat team member and you run around screaming and pounding on peoples doors looking for him and a cute girl answers the door and you're trashed and completely psycotic the girls are probably going to tell your landlord you scared them pretty badly. But your landlord is a very kind woman so that's fine. as long you DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

I mean Jesus.

Guys don't do that. The girls are teammates and so are their dudes.

[Bostongambler]

If you drink 35 beers and a bunch of nice college girls who have talked to you live in your building and then you get pissed at someone for something that was actually your fault and that'a a nice person but you decide to look like a swat team member and you run around screaming and pounding on peoples doors looking for him and a cute girl answers the door and you're trashed and completely psycotic the girls are probably going to tell your landlord you scared them pretty badly. But your landlord is a very kind woman so that's fine. as long you DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.

I mean Jesus.

Guys don't do that. The girls are teammates and so are their dudes.

U might also think of going back on ur meds.

[stevek173]

Yeah she's making me do that too man. But yes since that came from you I also agree with you. My poker game slipped because of the alcohol and lack of meds and that simply won't work for real estate and poker. It just won't.

[stevek173]

You don't need Netflix. With the Amazon trick I just told you about you can enjoy Amazon Video for free.

Salud.

[stevek173]

Google will give you free stuff for reviewing places. It adds up as you review places, especially with pictures. If you run around a bit and like to write that's a win. Did you find a place that clicks? Reward them. Was someone a douche to you for no good reason? Punish them. Either way Google says you win.

[stevek173]

If you want to you can heat up a spoon in a public place and put burns on your arms so that the cool kids love you more, because you love them and you're here to look out for them. Then you can get blasted anywhere you want. I mean if you're so inclined stumble an hour from home spend your pocket money on candy and beer and if you pull that off you can have as much fun as you want and if you stumble an hour from home and your phone dies and you forget your gps and if that happens some cool people might get you a ride home. Brotherly and sisterly love, yes. This place fuckin rocks, the heat are cool too.

I mean, if that's what you feel like doing.

[stevek173]

You can get an ad blocker and use crickfree tv to watch sporting events and other fun things if that's what you want to do. You need a fast computer/laptop for that to go well. Then if you want something good for on the road or when you're doing whatever with a tablet/phone you can get Sling TV. Sure they get bogged down sometimes but they're really gotten better. Then you can sign up for an Xfinity hotspot plan, they're everywhere. You don't need all that expensive stuff. then you can tail Nucker. Then you can get blasted and burn yourself a little in a public place with a high butane lighter and a spoon and look really tough and look like you got in a fight for awhile and earn street cred. Be very careful with the burning move, don't do it directly with a flame but use the lighter on silverware and don't set anything on fire, arson is serious business and freedom is easily preferable. Then you can make it clear to the cool kids this isn't about them this about someone somewhere else who lied to you and cost your family, company and self money. Then you can apologize again for scaring the crap out of everyone and once you have the respect stop doing that. You have to be at least somewhat attractive and cool for all of this so Plommer is of course out. Then you can play some blues harp on the street, try an extra sample or two at a very good local place and get your picture taken because if you look cool enough they'll throw you on their website and that's fine. Then you can wonder if you're getting in with Jay Z or not because that'd be crazy awesome. Don't penetrate Beyonce - you've been warned more than once. then a total hottie can penetrate with you in a very beautiful way. Just stands there and says penetrate and you say penetrate and she just stands in front of you with that gorgeous ass at crotch level and waits for you to feel her heat. She continues standing there for a few seconds after eveyone clears out.Yes, she could easily work but you don't know if she's taken or just showing you who's boss (not you). Either way it's awesome. Then you can get some rest and do it all over again and be like trust me, I know what I'm doing because they've come to realize - you do and you were and still are pissed about something somewhere else and scared the crap out of them but are never apologizing for showing evil they're idiots and always will be. Then you can decide if you're suing the evil. You like to destroy evil but does it make economical sense plus you actually like two very pretty, funny ladies out there. You just had to show them slander is a bad call. Then since someone told you you're available you can see who wants to have a nice, good time. Then you can really start enjoying your life and she's always cool. Then you can clean up your place.

Then you can

[stevek173]

You can get on a local buy, sell and trade site and flip stuff if you're so inclined.

[Auto Donk]

You can get an ad blocker and use crickfree tv to watch sporting events and other fun things if that's what you want to do. You need a fast computer/laptop for that to go well. Then if you want something good for on the road or when you're doing whatever with a tablet/phone you can get Sling TV. Sure they get bogged down sometimes but they're really gotten better. Then you can sign up for an Xfinity hotspot plan, they're everywhere. You don't need all that expensive stuff. then you can tail Nucker. Then you can get blasted and burn yourself a little in a public place with a high butane lighter and a spoon and look really tough and look like you got in a fight for awhile and earn street cred. Be very careful with the burning move, don't do it directly with a flame but use the lighter on silverware and don't set anything on fire, arson is serious business and freedom is easily preferable. Then you can make it clear to the cool kids this isn't about them this about someone somewhere else who lied to you and cost your family, company and self money. Then you can apologize again for scaring the crap out of everyone and once you have the respect stop doing that. You have to be at least somewhat attractive and cool for all of this so Plommer is of course out. Then you can play some blues harp on the street, try an extra sample or two at a very good local place and get your picture taken because if you look cool enough they'll throw you on their website and that's fine. Then you can wonder if you're getting in with Jay Z or not because that'd be crazy awesome. Don't penetrate Beyonce - you've been warned more than once. then a total hottie can penetrate with you in a very beautiful way. Just stands there and says penetrate and you say penetrate and she just stands in front of you with that gorgeous ass at crotch level and waits for you to feel her heat. She continues standing there for a few seconds after eveyone clears out.Yes, she could easily work but you don't know if she's taken or just showing you who's boss (not you). Either way it's awesome. Then you can get some rest and do it all over again and be like trust me, I know what I'm doing because they've come to realize - you do and you were and still are pissed about something somewhere else and scared the crap out of them but are never apologizing for showing evil they're idiots and always will be. Then you can decide if you're suing the evil. You like to destroy evil but does it make economical sense plus you actually like two very pretty, funny ladies out there. You just had to show them slander is a bad call. Then since someone told you you're available you can see who wants to have a nice, good time. Then you can really start enjoying your life and she's always cool. Then you can clean up your place.

Then you can

tip of the day has turned into a rambling paragraph of 40-50 tips....

looks like someone has dicovered cocaine......

[stevek173]

[stevek173]

[stevek173]

Hey what's up guys. If you play music and like to do covers, you can pay for books in stores or get them from the library if you want to. Something else you can do especially is you're a lead vox/rhythm guy like me and you don't need all the notes, just the chords, is you can look up songs on the internet. Then you can copy and paste the progressions/lyrics into text documents, get a three hole punch and a binder and make a book of your favorites to play, or you can just have them on your computer. Many sites charge for the chords and they are good but the things is - that's another way to do it, if you're so inclined. Good luck today everyone, and enjoy your day.

[stevek173]

[stevek173]

You go to Trader Jo's and tell them you're a first time customer and they give you a free reusable bag. You use that bag each time and you get a ticket to be in a raffle for $25 in groceries and other stuff. Their pricing is great as is their service. Trader Jo's is a win.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Trader Joe's is great