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  • Snowball
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 11-15-09
    • 30058

    #36
    i forgot about the 35 year old.

    older women on my mind for some reason
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #37
      Originally posted by Smoke
      She had a tight ass and her nipples were long and hard but she ain't what most would consider to be hot. Just a basic 40 something year old mom with a couple kids. We worked together 3rd shift at a store that is closed at night when we work. it just happened to be only me and her working that night we had the store to ourselves. Well we finished our work and had like 4 hours to do absolutely nothing and one thing led to another and We went back into the break room and well you know what happened next.
      are you sure it was her nipples that were "long and hard"???

      do you "smoke" weed on the job?

      did your ass hurt from when she rub her "t i t s" on your ass cheeks and inserted a long and hard "nipple" up your ass?
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      • frankthetank
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 08-29-09
        • 652

        #38
        51 when I was 37. Before that 44 when I was 31. "The older the berry the sweeter the juice" - Friday
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        • fsugolf
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 07-17-09
          • 6194

          #39
          I was 18, she was 45. It was my friends mom, all our friends were trying to bang her.
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          • jds07v
            SBR MVP
            • 10-19-09
            • 1335

            #40
            Are you a fellow seminole?
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            • fsugolf
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-17-09
              • 6194

              #41
              fsu = ferris state university in michigan
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              • TheGoldenGoose
                SBR MVP
                • 11-27-12
                • 3745

                #42
                Originally posted by u21c3f6
                63. In two weeks, 64. In one month, our 39th anniversary.

                Joe.

                Regards. My Wifey is ten yrs younger than me at 49. 25 yrs in May of 2016.
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                • Killer_Demo
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-15-08
                  • 8409

                  #43
                  Me 25, her 50
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                  • Auto Donk
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43558

                    #44
                    like Travis Scott in "Antedote," I don't fuk no old hos
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                    • ByeShea
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-30-08
                      • 8112

                      #45
                      Guys - I've been around the block and I have some good news.

                      Best age for women: 35-45 and can even skew higher.

                      • This is about sex, not bikini contests. Older chicks typically are not husband-hunting or have babies on the mind. You homos have no idea what a game changer this is. No hidden agendas make the overall experience more pleasant for everyone.

                      • You're with a 40 year old woman - there's no husband around. Been there, done that. She has a 10 year old and, guess what, the kid goes with ex-husband for weekends, leaving her wanting a 2-day party. It's perfect because she won't even want you to meet the kid unless you get serious; ie. come Sunday afternoon y'all go back to your own lives.

                      • These "MILFs" are everywhere and in play for gents aged 30-60. It's up to you to find the hot ones. And if you don't have a few bucks in your pocket, don't bother trying to play the game.

                      I rest my case.
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                        are you sure it was her nipples that were "long and hard"???

                        do you "smoke" weed on the job?

                        did your ass hurt from when she rub her "t i t s" on your ass cheeks and inserted a long and hard "nipple" up your ass?
                        Yes
                        Yes
                        Yes
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                        • OTL
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-08-10
                          • 2433

                          #47
                          Originally posted by ByeShea
                          Guys - I've been around the block and I have some good news.

                          Best age for women: 35-45 and can even skew higher.

                          • This is about sex, not bikini contests. Older chicks typically are not husband-hunting or have babies on the mind. You homos have no idea what a game changer this is. No hidden agendas make the overall experience more pleasant for everyone.

                          • You're with a 40 year old woman - there's no husband around. Been there, done that. She has a 10 year old and, guess what, the kid goes with ex-husband for weekends, leaving her wanting a 2-day party. It's perfect because she won't even want you to meet the kid unless you get serious; ie. come Sunday afternoon y'all go back to your own lives.

                          • These "MILFs" are everywhere and in play for gents aged 30-60. It's up to you to find the hot ones. And if you don't have a few bucks in your pocket, don't bother trying to play the game.

                          I rest my case.
                          I prefer the 19-25 range, so I respectfully disagree. I like em tight, energetic, and eager to learn.

                          My experience with older women and money is just the opposite. I find the older ones just want the company of a man who will make them feel good and desireable. They have already had the relationships and the kids with the losers that offered nothing apart from the ability to pay the bills. These MILF's probably have a house left to them by their ex-husbands and collect child support payments, so money isn't a factor anymore.

                          If you meet one that got knocked up by a dude who's broke and doesn't pay child support, run away as fast as you can.
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                          • Kermit
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-27-10
                            • 32555

                            #48
                            I fooled around with a 30 year old when I was 22. She is 50 now. My how time flies.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #49
                              In my prime way back I could get chicks 60-70
                              I think maybe 3 in that age frame

                              not bad

                              Now I wish I could be with hot 60 year old

                              standards lower
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                              • Snowball
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 11-15-09
                                • 30058

                                #50
                                with the 35 year old it was only the 2nd time she
                                ever copulated with a man, so effectively she was
                                only 19.
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