Man spends 35k on Scarlett johansesn robot

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  • Itsamazing777
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-14-12
    • 12602

    #1
    Man spends 35k on Scarlett johansesn robot


    Anyone else think there a fake pussy and asshole under that skirt....
    For his pleasure. Why else?
  • dante1
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-31-05
    • 38647

    #2
    she is pretty, I think I might go with the Charlize T model.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
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      • blackHIPPY
        SBR MVP
        • 10-01-14
        • 3973

        #4
        Originally posted by Auto Donk
        sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
        real shit donk
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        • blackHIPPY
          SBR MVP
          • 10-01-14
          • 3973

          #5
          hell nah this bitch look like a quadriplegic or somethin
          bitch look like poor lil tink tink
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          • SBRMAN23
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-07-11
            • 6906

            #6
            Poor lil tink tink haha black hippy
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            • Snowball
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 11-15-09
              • 30058

              #7
              kid is a scientist
              not about sex
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by blackHIPPY
                hell nah this bitch look like a quadriplegic or somethin
                bitch look like poor lil tink tink
                hahahah..... took the words right out of my mouth.....

                I never knew Scarlett Johansen was one of "Jerry's Kids"!!!



                at first blush, the only thing I can give the designer props for is the "over-pronounced" nipples.....

                and I sure as hell hope that buldge doesn't mean the guy wanted the "tranny" version.....

                and those are some big-ass "man hands" that thing is sportin', as well.....
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Snowball
                  kid is a scientist
                  not about sex
                  come on snowy..... If you're bright enough to see through the 9-11 charade, you have to know if it was "not about sex," he'd have just made it some generic f'n robot like mother f'n C3PO....

                  you only get a hot bitch robot if you're planning on doing something sexual with the bitch

                  I bet he's already given her several "gifts" of the "pearl necklace" variety......
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                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-03-12
                    • 53970

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    sounds like a bargain if she fuks like a wild banshee and takes it in all three inputs.......
                    lol
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                    • Ralphie Halves
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-13-09
                      • 4507

                      #11
                      So her posture is effed up, big deal.

                      If she is in fact a special needs person, I would be happy to cross that and robot off my list at the same time.
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        all I know is when I order mine, I'm going to request that the vagina and anal temps be set not at the standard 98.6 degrees, but rather at a toasty 140 degrees.....

                        and that "walker"-like apparatus she's attached to, on my Jennifer Lawrence robot, will be specially ordered to easily fold into a horizontal futon-like surface for quick fuks at the drop of a hat........
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