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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Help Me
    I am incredible nervous and need to be put at ease

    Send me anything to calm me down
  • The Giant
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #2
    What's wrong??
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      Originally posted by The Giant
      What's wrong??
      I broke my grandmas tea pot and she is coming home from the fruit market in less than an hour
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        Go watch gay porn

        I watch gay porn to calm me down
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        • GT21Megatron
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-20-13
          • 10818

          #5
          Saloon this fuking shit
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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #6
            Originally posted by tony_come
            Go watch gay porn

            I watch gay porn to calm me down
            Thats messed up
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            • cashin81
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-10-14
              • 12946

              #7
              Originally posted by Seaweed
              I broke my grandmas tea pot and she is coming home from the fruit market in less than an hour

              though we are past this shit, weeds.
              you even said you made it all up, have you taken your meds?
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              • themike78
                SBR MVP
                • 07-01-13
                • 4873

                #8
                Maybe you could try to glue it back together?
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                • Kermit
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-27-10
                  • 32555

                  #9
                  Just replace it with another one. Grandmas are forgetful.
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                  • captrobey
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-02-10
                    • 34381

                    #10
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                    • Kermit
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-27-10
                      • 32555

                      #11
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        only because you asked for anything.....

                        and you said this always makes you laugh, or brings a smile to your face.....

                        good luck.....



                        ps.... maybe it's just the two shots of tequila I hammered, or maybe not, but your eyes have a particularly menacing glare this evening.....
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Those eyes
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            the bath salts at work again......

                            read this ten times real fast, then ban yourself for a week..... should cure what ails you:

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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
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