How Long Do You Last In Bed?

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    How Long Do You Last In Bed?
    Whats avg?
  • CanuckG
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-23-10
    • 21978

    #2
    45 secs-2 mins.
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    • tony_come
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-31-10
      • 21695

      #3
      Giving or receiving???
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      • cashin81
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-10-14
        • 12946

        #4
        Is Grandma cheating on you weeds?
        Weeds try everything you can to get granny back.
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        • PittsburghPlayer
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-11-10
          • 6760

          #5
          I am lucky when I can last for eight hours.
          You men that can last longer are heroes of mine !!
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          • PittsburghPlayer
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-11-10
            • 6760

            #6
            C`mon Seaweed, Don`t you know that it is rude to ask a question, or anything of others and not say "thank you"?

            and what is your answer? So far I am in lead with 8 hrs - unless we are going contrarian !
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            • Itsamazing777
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-14-12
              • 12602

              #7
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              • Russian Rocket
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-02-12
                • 43910

                #8
                Originally posted by Itsamazing777
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  the flipside of this question is where seeweed really gets tangled up.... "How long does your woman last in bed?"

                  when faced with this thing gropin' them, slithering around atop them, asking them idiotic questions while trying to hold off shooting too soon himself, women generally last FOREVER......



                  NO WOMAN CAN REACH AN "O" WHEN THAT THING IS IN BED WITH HER.....
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                  • PittsburghPlayer
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-11-10
                    • 6760

                    #10
                    I often l o l at your shit man... You are a funny fukker AutoDonker, when I am not laughing off of you, I am learning.

                    Your Mom raised a Good man Sir. A damn good man.

                    your Dad too Donk. You will pardon me please for being partial to Mothers for now. And EVER. and for taking a minute to remember your Father as well.

                    I am going to assume he had something, a lot to do with the fact that you could hit me with a bullet, as I sit here in NY, all the way from Texas !!



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                    • PittsburghPlayer
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-11-10
                      • 6760

                      #11
                      and if DonkDude is not contesting or challenging my ate hours... who dares??
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        my theory on it is I don't want to last 8 hours, if "lasting" refers to firing away with only one load.....

                        i'd rather get 4-5 loads spent, such that by no. 6, I'm practically coming air after an 8-hour 11pm-7am session.....

                        to the extent "lasting" is referring not only to firing away, but being able to perform in general (ie, keeping it up/operational), i've never timed the length of such activity officially, but have had sessions "last" in which I was performing pretty much nonstop at least 10-12 hours.

                        One such experience was at a party at a young swinger couple's house started at 10 pm... I was hooked up by 10:30, and was then pretty much passed around by trophy wives until 6 pm the next evening..... and sure, there were "drink breaks," "booty bump" breaks (where you inject a mixture of blow and small amount of water -- just enough to dissolve the blow -- into a babe's backside with a plastic syringe the size of those you'd give a kid a shot of amoxicillian), brief socializing breaks (the one-three minutes in which you are introduced to a trophy wife before she starts blowing you), etc...... Ten to 15 minutes of this particular party was spent letting a group of women take turns repeatedly punching my fully erect hammer as hard as they could (I was laid back on the bed and it was positioned upward, they'd hold it in place against my abs and pound it with their other hand)...... one guy came into the room during this little session, watched his wife hit it a few times, and quickly left after wincing......

                        But, it's not always about length of time. For example, another session with a babe who's photo was previously posted here on sbr involved six fired away in only a two-hour session (5 pink, one stink), with total refractory time of about 3 mins after nos. 4 and 5.

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                        • PittsburghPlayer
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-11-10
                          • 6760

                          #13
                          Donk, I was "twisting" the thread, that I can sleep for eight hours... then my buzz must have worn off, so I made an edit!! above...

                          I am not even going to read all that right now, and just concede to KingAutoDonkDude!

                          what the fukk am I going to do?? the man has given to me an hours worth of legal advice on a

                          fukking e-handshake !! why would I not be a gentleman in return?

                          that is grace, class !! thanks Donk

                          edit: Wonder when I last smoked a joint? Bet Ya if I burn one now I will remember!! 1:17 edt
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            by the way, i've got a little b.s. $20k lawsuit set for a bench trial this friday; if you want to meet for drinks, I'll have to do it tomorrow instead of thursday.
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                            • USCPHILLYGUY
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-15-12
                              • 21746

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              by the way, i've got a little b.s. $20k lawsuit set for a bench trial this friday; if you want to meet for drinks, I'll have to do it tomorrow instead of thursday.
                              Donker.....no vegas this weekend? Say it aint so
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                man, I wish... but my f'n trial calendar is chock full of shit to do, trial this friday to boot, set for a small one monday

                                and just did coushatta/l'auberge/goldennugget two weeks ago....

                                and have my younger son flying in from colorado this weekend

                                it'll be june/wsop before I hit Vegas
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                                • jordanft19
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 09-12-15
                                  • 673

                                  #17
                                  Anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 hours, avg like 5 minutes
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                                  • jordanft19
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 09-12-15
                                    • 673

                                    #18
                                    ...
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                                    • StackinGreen
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-09-10
                                      • 12140

                                      #19
                                      The question is more about refractory period, isn't it? That's the issue.

                                      Ever take viagra or cialis, Donkster? I know coke is similar, though different mechanism of action
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                                      • lilpete
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-03-15
                                        • 1598

                                        #20
                                        20 seconds no condom, 6-10 mins with
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lilpete
                                          20 seconds no condom, 6-10 mins with
                                          What is this "condom" you speak of?
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                                          • lilpete
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 02-03-15
                                            • 1598

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            What is this "condom" you speak of?
                                            u dont wanna go thru the abortion process, trust me
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              real quick

                                              tops 1 minute

                                              sucks
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                                              • bozeman
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-11-09
                                                • 2162

                                                #24
                                                Usually about 3-5 min - personal record about 8-9 hours- we would have probably done longer but there was no more episodes of tv show to watch and as far as i can remember we had to get up for work in a few hours
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                                                • defiance
                                                  SBR Hustler
                                                  • 04-14-16
                                                  • 81

                                                  #25
                                                  If you count foreplay or more than one orgasm, forever. But if you're talking the timer starts when I penetrate and stops when we both ***, about 2-3 minutes.
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                                                  • StackinGreen
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-09-10
                                                    • 12140

                                                    #26
                                                    do pills (cialis, viagra, etc) work with alcohol (particularly w refractory period)?
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                                                    • defiance
                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                      • 04-14-16
                                                      • 81

                                                      #27
                                                      Nothing counteracts whiskey dick
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                                                      • grease lightnin
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-01-12
                                                        • 16015

                                                        #28
                                                        As long as I want. It is usually not very long. 5-7 mimutes? Lol

                                                        I guarantee we all last less time than we think.
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                                                        • blackHIPPY
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-01-14
                                                          • 3973

                                                          #29
                                                          im good for 6 minutes
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                                                          • swordsandtequila
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-23-12
                                                            • 9757

                                                            #30
                                                            Longer than I do in your threads...
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                                                            • brooks85
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 01-05-09
                                                              • 44709

                                                              #31
                                                              anyone measuring in time isn't calculating right. It is about your pump limit.


                                                              lol can't remember what comedian that was
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                                                              • cutter341975
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-09-13
                                                                • 2306

                                                                #32
                                                                bout 3 minutes
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                                                                • SBRMAN23
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-07-11
                                                                  • 6906

                                                                  #33
                                                                  little over 2mins if i dont touch the titties, but if im touching titties all bets are off smh could be seconds before i explode like a volcano
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                                                                  • reigle9
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-25-07
                                                                    • 17879

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Until I'm bored, which is usually pretty quick after the first time.
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                                                                    • bozeman
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-11-09
                                                                      • 2162

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Oh, btw, is viagra prolonging the pleasure or does it make u shoot in 2 sec like a cowboy? Anyone tried for fun?
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