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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
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    How your vagina should smell
    Fish taco, cod canal, tuna town… should I go on? Boys can be mean. First, let’s get this out of the way: Your vagina is supposed to have a smell, despite what rude sexual partners or jerks on the playground may have told you in the past. Few things make women feel more insecure than …



    THE VAGINA – SHOULD IT SMELL THIS WAY?


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    Fish taco, cod canal, tuna town… should I go on? Boys can be mean.
    First, let’s get this out of the way: Your vagina is supposed to have a smell, despite what rude sexual partners or jerks on the playground may have told you in the past.
    Few things make women feel more insecure than wondering whether or not they smell fresh down there, especially before getting handsy with a partner. The topic may be kept hush hush, but if you have a vagina, you know the issue all too well.
    If you’re stressing out about whether your vagina smells like daisies and roses or a seafood restaurant, I have answers for you.
    There are many factors that can affect the way your friend downstairs smells, and we’ll get into those. But every vagina has it’s own special smell. It’s a combination of the normal bacteria that lives in your vagina, what you eat, what clothes you wear, your level of hygiene, how much you sweat, and what your glands secrete. So, no two are alike (yay for individuality)!

    Using too many soaps and perfumes and crotch sprays to frantically deodorize your va-jay-jay can interfere with the vagina’s natural pH balance and make her sad. As much as you might wish it to be true, vaginas aren’t supposed to smell like a flower garden.
    Author of The Hormone Cure, Sara Gottfried M.D., thinks that women have unrealistic expectations about their scent. “There’s so much shame around the normal range of what women smell like,” she said. “We’re stuck with this mindset that women are expected to be nice, pretty and for their lady parts to smell really good, like some fake scent. Like you’re going to smell like a gardenia. And that’s just going to make you miserable because that’s not the normal human scent.”
    But neither is the smell of a fish taco. Somewhere in between is what’s considered normal. Some women have no vaginal scent whatsoever, while others naturally emit a stronger vaginal odor. So how can you tell if the smell of your lady parts is A-OK? Spend some time getting familiar with your scent, so that when it changes, you’ll notice. A scent that signals something is wrong is often accompanied by other symptoms, such as itching, swelling, discharge or pain while urinating. Here are a few smells you should look out for:
    1. Fishy scent


    The idea that vaginas smell like fish may be something that grade school boys use to torment the girls in their class, but if you’re noticing this smell, it could be the sign of a real medical problem. An intense fishy smell down there can be a sign of bacterial vaginosis – an infection linked to an imbalance of bacteria in the vagina – or trichomoniasis – a common curable STI. These two infections give off a fishy scent, sometimes with a white or gray discharge, and both can be cleared up with prescription antibiotics.
    2. Metallic scent

    A metallic scent is most common right after you’ve had your period, or if you let your partner’s tiny swimmers enter your vagina. Both of these things can change the pH of your vagina, changing the smell. The metallic scent should be temporary, but if you’re noticing it long after your period is gone, check in with your doctor.
    3. Yeasty / Bread scent

    Yeast infections often don’t give off a scent, but you’ll notice something is wrong from other symptoms such as thick, white discharge or itchiness. In some cases, a yeast infection will emit a slightly musty, bread-like odor, letting you know that something is off down there. This smell can help you distinguish a yeast infection from bacterial vaginosis or other infections.
    4. Musky scent


    If you’re smelling a heavier and slightly more musky version of your vagina’s usual scent, it typically means that you’ve been sweating a lot, or wearing pants or underwear that were tight with little breathing room. Washing your friend with some mild soap and wearing looser clothing every once in a while should get things back to normal, but this smell doesn’t signify that there is anything medically wrong.
    5. Rotten scent

    If your vagina suddenly smells like a bag of old trash, go see your doctor ASAP. It could be a sign of a tampon gone astray – which happens way more often than you’d think (check out this lost tampon question on Go Ask Alice). A tampon can get lodged near the top of the vagina, but it will stay there until you find it, so don’t worry, it wont make it’s way to another part of your body on the Magic School Bus.
    Those five scents may be signs of something extra going on downtown, but there are other factors that can influence your scent. “Many women notice after having their periods that there is a different odor,” Gottfried noted. Normally, the pH of the vagina is below 4.7, meaning it’s naturally on the acidic side of the scale. Having your period – menstrual blood has a pH of 7.4 – alters the pH of the vagina, which can change it’s scent. Semen has a pH level of around 8, so having sex can also leave you with a different smell.
    Here’s the good news ladies: it doesn’t take much to keep your vagina clean and balanced. “The vagina is a self-cleaning oven,” Gottfried explained. It naturally excretes discharge to get germs and bacteria out of your body (hey, thanks!), so it does a pretty good job keeping things clean without you needing to intervene. Douching messes with the vagina’s balance of bacteria. AKA, not a good idea. In general, some warm water and gentle soap is all you need to keep things smelling fresh. If you’re on the go, consider a quick swipe with a pH-balanced, alcohol-free wipe.
    One final piece of advice – say no to synthetic underwear. It traps in odor and can make you sweat. Cotton is the way to go. Give your friend downstairs a little breathing room to keep her happy and healthy, and you two will get along just fine.
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  • Jayvegas420
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    • 03-09-11
    • 28213

    #2
    Making up for the all the threads we'll miss after seaweed's banning?
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    • VeggieDog
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      • 02-21-09
      • 7214

      #3
      I guess I've been lucky because I haven't been with a woman whose pussy didn't smell like anything other than what pussy is supposed to smell like. And I love that smell.
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      • ttwarrior1
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        • 06-23-09
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        #4
        and what was that smell veggie. I had seaweed blocked, so no clue what your talking about
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        • Jayvegas420
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          • 03-09-11
          • 28213

          #5
          I think you know what I was trying to say.
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          • Auto Donk
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            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            watch out for "robin box".... that scent coming from a vagina that smells like a dead robin that's been lying there dead on your lawn for three straight days......

            had that traumatic experience back in law school...... hit me about the time I peeled down her panties with my nose at the top of her muff.....

            almost lost chow right there; and due to relative inexperience with such a phenom and how hott she was, I took it for the team and tried to eat it.... quickly decided that was a horrible decision and gave her clit a flew obligatory swipes of the tongue, and headed north toward her face....

            problem was, the "robin box" odor was starting to spread throughout the room.... and I know this bitch smelled it......

            I started pile driiving her, witch of course added to the "robin box" typhoon that was brewing up in the bedroom..... I was going about 3/4 soft at this point, fuckin more or less a pussy that smelled like a roadkill coyote on a 99 degree day in deep south texas.... fortunately the chick looked hot enough and had such a scorching bod the visual effect got me off before I literally jumped off her and ran toward the hotel balcony to get some fresh air.......

            AD

            ps... as for the "experience" factor, these days it'd be "whooooaaaa!!!!!!!!!! baby you got a f'n problem down there...... Don't let the door hit ya in the ass, and clean that shit up befoe comin' round here again!!!!!"
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            • cashin81
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              • 09-10-14
              • 12946

              #7
              Originally posted by Jayvegas420
              Making up for the all the threads we'll miss after seaweed's banning?
              he got banned again?
              weeds is ok, TT not so much
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              • rkelly110
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                • 10-05-09
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                #8
                I usually encounter #4. Musky scent from thick thighed women. That's usually from not enough air space in
                between the thighs to air that bad boy out.
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                • actiondan
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                  • 10-16-10
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                  #9
                  This thread helps almost no one here. What is my weiner supposed to smell like?
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                  • jayfly
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                    • 10-18-09
                    • 1234

                    #10
                    Where is the money shot? He claims to have plenty of experience with stinky boxes.
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                    • El Nino
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                      • 05-03-12
                      • 18426

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jayfly
                      where is the money shot? He claims to have plenty of experience with stinky boxes.
                      aids
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                      • HurryUpAndDrink
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                        • 08-23-13
                        • 13017

                        #12
                        buuuuump
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
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                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Love stinky pussy
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                          • pimike
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                            • 03-23-08
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                            #14
                            You guys with nasty women.
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                            • Sanity Check
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                              • 03-30-13
                              • 10962

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              watch out for "robin box".... that scent coming from a vagina that smells like a dead robin that's been lying there dead on your lawn for three straight days......

                              had that traumatic experience back in law school...... hit me about the time I peeled down her panties with my nose at the top of her muff.....

                              almost lost chow right there; and due to relative inexperience with such a phenom and how hott she was, I took it for the team and tried to eat it.... quickly decided that was a horrible decision and gave her clit a flew obligatory swipes of the tongue, and headed north toward her face....

                              problem was, the "robin box" odor was starting to spread throughout the room.... and I know this bitch smelled it......

                              I started pile driiving her, witch of course added to the "robin box" typhoon that was brewing up in the bedroom..... I was going about 3/4 soft at this point, fuckin more or less a pussy that smelled like a roadkill coyote on a 99 degree day in deep south texas.... fortunately the chick looked hot enough and had such a scorching bod the visual effect got me off before I literally jumped off her and ran toward the hotel balcony to get some fresh air.......

                              AD

                              ps... as for the "experience" factor, these days it'd be "whooooaaaa!!!!!!!!!! baby you got a f'n problem down there...... Don't let the door hit ya in the ass, and clean that shit up befoe comin' round here again!!!!!"
                              AFAIK that could be "natural" for some women with crohn's syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) & other medical disorders.

                              Its not always a vag issue sometimes its a gastrointestinal bowel issue.

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                              • Ebumdude
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                                • 11-15-12
                                • 2189

                                #16
                                Originally posted by actiondan
                                This thread helps almost no one here. What is my weiner supposed to smell like?
                                Ask TT.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  my crank used to smell like pussy damn near 24-7 when I was single....

                                  occasional chocco-stick if the babe didn't have the foresight to run an enema or two through her cinnamon ring.......
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                                  • Big Bear
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                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by rkelly110
                                    I usually encounter #4. Musky scent from thick thighed women. That's usually from not enough air space in
                                    between the thighs to air that bad boy out.
                                    lol i know exactly what you mean
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                                    • TheMoneyShot
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                                      • 02-14-07
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                                      #19
                                      how in the hell did I miss this thread?????


                                      As long as it doesn't smell like a dumpster... you're good.
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                                      • HurryUpAndDrink
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                                        • 08-23-13
                                        • 13017

                                        #20
                                        its to penetrate it, not to smell it!
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                                        • eaglesfan371
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                                          • 01-08-19
                                          • 4079

                                          #21
                                          In my experience, the metallic smell comes day or two before period. I’d know when it was about to be my girlfriends time of month before she even knew.
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                                          • Auto Donk
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                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                            In my experience, the metallic smell comes day or two before period. I’d know when it was about to be my girlfriends time of month before she even knew.
                                            my guess is that if she could eat her own pussy, she'd probably have known a day or two before her period as well
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                                            • convick
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                                              • 11-03-11
                                              • 3954

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                              its to penetrate it, not to smell it!
                                              Wise words from a wise man.

                                              Cheers!
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                                              • TheMoneyShot
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                                                • 02-14-07
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                                                #24
                                                I remember when I was like 20 years old... met up with this one girl who was 18 from yahoo personals. Popped it in her... and every thrust forced out these FOUL fumes from her vagina. lol We're in her bedroom... door closed... and I had to slow down the thrusts because it smelled so bad.

                                                How in the fuk she couldn't smell herself is beyond me? I will never forget that girl. (happened 20 years ago.)
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                                                • Auto Donk
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                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                                  I remember when I was like 20 years old... met up with this one girl who was 18 from yahoo personals. Popped it in her... and every thrust forced out these FOUL fumes from her vagina. lol We're in her bedroom... door closed... and I had to slow down the thrusts because it smelled so bad.

                                                  How in the fuk she couldn't smell herself is beyond me? I will never forget that girl. (happened 20 years ago.)
                                                  TRUST ME, she smelled it, and was simply too embarrassed to mention it.....

                                                  same thing was happening to ol robin box as her fumes filled up the small beach side condo room we were in..... I said, "should I open the window for a little ocean breeze?"

                                                  she says immediately, "YES, PLEASE!!!!!"

                                                  Stench was still so bad I started losing wood..... she says, "are you going soft???"

                                                  at that point, I'd had enough and decided to lie my ass off, and said, "yah, I came".....

                                                  she immediately responds, "SO DID I, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
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