Does anyone here and know how to get rid of bruises on your thighs?

[Seaweed]

So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up

[cashin81]

You need to find a Leprechaun, then ask him to lick the bruises whilst a purple polar bear watches.
Thats what you need to do.

[Jimmy Proffett]

I've got news for you; those pink dumbbells aren't 80 lbs...

[hostile takeover]

An old trick is to rub ham on the bruises

[tomallen123]

Were you raped Seaweed?

[Nut_Flopper]

Bottomdad got a little rough with you?

[Chi_archie]

if urea from human urine is left on a human bruise for longer than 1 hr, it will increase the healing time up to 25 fold

so if something normally took 4 days to go away it would go away in like 6 hrs

try it and let us know

[gauchojake]

Arnica

[Seaweed]

I tried rubbing coconut oil on it

[ByeShea]

I tried rubbing coconut oil on it

At least your cawk got a workout.

[Smoke]

Bottomdad is coming back for more

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Weeder stop doing missionary position.

Let the dude ravish your butthole in doggystyle. You won't get any more thigh bruises that way.

[OTL]

Apply cold to the area. A bag of frozen peas works well. Not much else you can do but wait it out and heal.

[smitch124]

Thigh bruises are sexy roll with it.

[Auto Donk]

So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up

avoid missionary position with big burly homosexual bear "tops".....

[Smoke]

Are they gone?

[Auto Donk]

maybe you should stop doing this:

[Kermit]

[Auto Donk]

quit doing doggystyle like this:

[Smoke]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

maybe you should stop doing this:

[jtoler]

Only chicks get bruises on their thighs.

[TheGoldenGoose]

Would have responded about 45 minutes ago but could seriously not stop laughing

[YellowCurious]

Seaweed I thought some time ago you said you would be posting less often since you were getting married. Did you ever get married? With all of your weird posts, I think you need a wife or a girlfriend.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed I thought some time ago you said you would be posting less often since you were getting married. Did you ever get married? With all of your weird posts, I think you need a wife or a girlfriend.

Getting married soon

Life is too short not to laugh and act goofy

[Shute]

Wazz up seaweed?

[cashin81]

You need to find a Leprechaun, then ask him to lick the bruises whilst a purple polar bear watches.
Thats what you need to do.

How did this not get nominated?

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Clacking accident....

[konck]

So basically I have big bruises on my thighs because when I'm at the gym and then shoulder pressing 80 pounds and I rest the weights on my thighs before I lift it up

Tell the Giant to stop pounding you so hard....shute

[Shute]

That is not nice konck.