CONGRATS to poster SOURTWIST

[The Kraken]

CONGRATS on the new kiddo pal

Sign em up for an account here right away and start collecting those 6 points a day, when he's 18 he'll have enough for a segway

Been busy with work, haven't checked in as much here since our last PM's, my posts have been hit and run style, hadn't had time for followups

All the best, hope mother and baby are doing well

[Da Manster!]

congrats on your new addition, Sour!...

[Kermit]

New baby? Congrats.

[jtoler]

Congrats bro, picked up something today for the little fella.

[sourtwist]

Lol, thanks kraker!!!!

Ten days old, this kid has put a smile on my face I haven't had since my daughter was born 8 years ago. Forgot the way it felt, there's no feeling like it.

Thanks Manster and Kermit. A special thanks to jtoler who seems to know me too well.

[grease lightnin]

Congrats sour.

Toler that is fukkin funny man

[recon1]

Proverbs 22:6

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

[sourtwist]

Thanks grease.

I'll do my best recon.

[ki dice]

Wow surprising sourpuss got some

[The Giant]

Congrats, Sour.

[sourtwist]

Thanks Giant, appreciate it.

Ki dice, I had more action by 21 than you'll have your whole life. You'll never reach 20, let alone triple digits...for me it was quantity before quality with some pretty good milfs in between, until I found someone who was way out of my league. I'd easily be in 500's by now, no hookers.

[brainfreeze]

Awesome... God bless,

[packerd_00]

Congrats mate

[sourtwist]

Thanks guys, you all made my day. Some of my friends still haven't done what any of you have. Have a good night everyone.

[rkelly110]

Congratulations sour! Boy or girl? Healthy is what counts. May you and your family live long and prosper!

[Booya711]

Congrats twister!!

[grease lightnin]

Thanks guys, you all made my day. Some of my friends still haven't done what any of you have. Have a good night everyone.

I thought WE were your friends

[The Kraken]

Congrats bro, picked up something today for the little fella.

Toler

Sour, is this it? Gonna go get snipped? Or just just let it roll and see how the dice land

We always wanted kids, got in our mid 30's and it never happened, so we started looking at adoption. Had a meeting planned with an adoption counsellor one day, and at 0530 that morning my wife wakes me up and tells me she's knocked up.

So we go anyways to hear the adoption speal, they say $50,000.

Point being, you could make some serious money by selling your kids. Not the two you already have, of course, but future ones. Thats part of our retirement plan

[Auto Donk]

congrats sour!!!! didn't have time to spell out advice for ya yesterday, but as soon as your son gets into his teens, pull up the key drive with all of JJ's videos on it.....

let him watch a few, tell him this is what he will become if he doesn't try hard in class and pay attention, if he doesn't do his home work, if he doesn't eat his carrots...... whatever you want him to be motivated to do, say he'll end up like JJ if he doesn't do it!

should be very accomplished individual if this motivational system is followed......

(and everyone thought those JJ Gold vids were worthless)

[sourtwist]

Congratulations sour! Boy or girl? Healthy is what counts. May you and your family live long and prosper!

Thanks rkelly, had a boy....one boy and one girl, and I'm pretty sure I'm done.

[sourtwist]

Congrats twister!!

Thanks booya, how's your boy Seaweed? Lol

[sourtwist]

I thought WE were your friends

You are now

[sourtwist]

Toler

Sour, is this it? Gonna go get snipped? Or just just let it roll and see how the dice land

We always wanted kids, got in our mid 30's and it never happened, so we started looking at adoption. Had a meeting planned with an adoption counsellor one day, and at 0530 that morning my wife wakes me up and tells me she's knocked up.

So we go anyways to hear the adoption speal, they say $50,000.

Point being, you could make some serious money by selling your kids. Not the two you already have, of course, but future ones. Thats part of our retirement plan

I admit tolers post wins this thread no matter what else happens...

After reading your post, I'm a little concerned about you... Think you've lost your mind.

[sourtwist]

congrats sour!!!! didn't have time to spell out advice for ya yesterday, but as soon as your son gets into his teens, pull up the key drive with all of JJ's videos on it.....

let him watch a few, tell him this is what he will become if he doesn't try hard in class and pay attention, if he doesn't do his home work, if he doesn't eat his carrots...... whatever you want him to be motivated to do, say he'll end up like JJ if he doesn't do it!

should be very accomplished individual if this motivational system is followed......

(and everyone thought those JJ Gold vids were worthless)

Every time I come across your posts, I hold my breath before reading. They usually involve cocks and swinging, I am truly in shock that you made a post with real advice having nothing to do with banging some broad.

I appreciate the advice, and I think you might be on to something. Have a nice day donk.

[sourtwist]

Kraker, when is she due? and congrats to you... Sounds like you were blessed with something that seemed impossible, that's an awesome story.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

congrats pal. now your life is over...

[sourtwist]

congrats pal. now your life is over...

Lol, this is just more wood in the fire, I already have an 8 year old, she's been begging for a brother or sister for a long time and she got her wish...so did i. I think that every man wants a son, but when I had my daughter I realized everything else could wait, if never happen at all.

Haven't really seen you around, we haven't talked for a while. Hope you're doing good.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

your second kid? well congrats on having a son then. i know a couple where they have 6 daughters, he really wanted a son.

yeah man, i was semi-banned and my posts needed to be approved for a while for pointing out that there are hidden fees at bovada... go figure.

[The Kraken]

I admit tolers post wins this thread no matter what else happens...

After reading your post, I'm a little concerned about you... Think you've lost your mind.

I've certainly lost part of my mind, but I think I just care a lot less than I used to, so there is an illusion that I've lost all of my mind, but I haven't. I don't think

your second kid? well congrats on having a son then. i know a couple where they have 6 daughters, he really wanted a son.

yeah man, i was semi-banned and my posts needed to be approved for a while for pointing out that there are hidden fees at bovada... go figure.

See SOUR, this is the kind of family that would be PERFECT to sell of the little rascal too.

First, they'd pay a premium for a boy, especially if mom and dad are good looking, I'll assume you are because you were a man whore in college, and I'll assume your wife is based off the idea that you are. So now, the tike is worth twice as much as other little boys. Plus, I'm sure one of the six girls is hot and slutty, and he's not really their brother so she's fair game, around the clock

Then later in life when he's a professional athlete and hunts you down, you tell him you did the best you could with him as long as you could but he needed more opportunity than you could afford him (not true) and it was the hardest thing in your life but in his best interest, you searched and searched and searched for the perfect family for him, then gave him up for adoption. He'll love you and feel obligated to take care of you to repay you for the greatness you bestowed upon him.

I'm just here to propose alternative ideas sour

[sourtwist]

Lol, you have some imagination, almost thought you were Auto Donk for a minute

[Booya711]

Thanks booya, how's your boy Seaweed? Lol

I see they let the scamming bitch back...

[sourtwist]

Lol I jinxed it for you...

Not sure why but he grew on me a little before he disappeared.

[KVB]

Congratulations Twister!!




Take care of the little guy...




It's gonna be fun...

[recon1]

Sour, raise him a bit like the cat and a little like the dog. Watch video it will explain.


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[bigballa]

congrats sour, how old are you my man? you mention an 8 year old all ready so this must be the last?