Tips for finding a good woman and starting a family

[DDGforLYFE]

many good tips above,

not sure if anyone hit this, but stay the fuk outta strip clubs........ you can fuk strippers all day long, just never, ever get in a relationship with one.

also, dick is important; despite what anyone says, the bigger the better from ALL womens' standpoints.... if you're not packing, at least know how to hammer away with what you've got

and work the clitoris over from every conceivable angle and with every single technique you can read up on...... eg, suck it hard, suck it soft, tap it with your tongue, softly, while applying suction all around it, with your lips sealed tight around it; swirl your tongue round and round until she comes...... quick hint, most chicks get off on the consistency, or pattern of cunnilingus, so don't switch gears (techniques) every 30 secs or so, as she'll never get the orgasmic rythum going....... Lastly, don't be afraid to look up at her when your face is inches away from her pussy, and ask, "do you have a preference on how you want me to get you off orally? any thing u crave?

most women, candidly, just want your face in it more..... but a few will give you the "go to" move..... be careful, however, as some women get off on the guy taking charge and not requiring direction........ but that's women.....

good luck...

Thanks for the sex advice - very exciting stuff. Now I'm nice and hard...gotta go jerk it! I hope I get a chance to put this stuff to use one day. At least now I know I'll be prepared, if the day comes!

[DDGforLYFE]

Seaboy, how's the weather in bombay?

For the last time, everyone, I'm not Seaweed. How do I prove it?

[pronk]

I have literally no idea what this means. Why does everyone think I'm Seaweed? I'm NOT Seaweed. I will do anything it takes to prove it.

let us see your big nose poking through a black ski mask

[DDGforLYFE]

First, you are desperate and women don't like desperate guys and they've got radar for that kind of thing. You've got major social anxiety issues which is not uncommon. This is the wrong place to be looking for advice though.

You have to put yourself out there which is not easy if you work at home and aren't much of a social person.

Not everyone is meant to be with someone. Get comfortable with being alone and accept that it might be your fate and just let it happen if it does. Otherwise, find things to do that interests you and maybe it might lead to something. But stop making yourself miserable. There are lots and lots of people like you out there both male and female.

You've got to just let things happen. Women like guys that are spontaneous and outgoing and confident. That's why they all like the same guys. You've got to be able to make that happen with someone even if by accident.

Maybe this day and age is not yours. Just make the best of it. Plenty of miserable married people out there.

Women like cars and shoes. Invest in both of those heavily. And ask them for advice instead of people here, they love that kind of thing.

This is great. I appreciate the tough love. You could be absolutely right that this life is just not meant for me; I'm neither spontaneous nor confident.

I can't seem to shake the feeling, though, that if I keep failing in my pursuit of sex and companionship, then there is no point in living. I know that's pathetic. It's a man's job to be self-reliant, I understand that. But I'm just so god damn lonely, it feels like I'm going to shrivel away into nothingness. I don't know if any of you have dealt with serious depression before, but it makes everything, even the most mundane daily tasks (laundry, masturbation, folding the laundry, etc.) excruciatingly difficult. A woman, and a beautiful baby boy or girl, would bolster my spirits and give me all I need to have a fulfilling existence. I'd be able to make it about someone OTHER than myself, for a change. Ooooooh baby, what a welcome change that would be.

Anyway, sorry for rambling. I get off track sometimes when I'm feeling especially passionate.

[DDGforLYFE]

let us see your big nose poking through a black ski mask

What would that prove?

[Buffalo Nickle]

[QUOTE=DDGforLYFE;24631865]This is great. I appreciate the tough love. You could be absolutely right that this life is just not meant for me; I'm neither spontaneous nor confident.

I can't seem to shake the feeling, though, that if I keep failing in my pursuit of sex and companionship, then there is no point in living. I know that's pathetic. It's a man's job to be self-reliant, I understand that. But I'm just so god damn lonely, it feels like I'm going to shrivel away into nothingness. I don't know if any of you have dealt with serious depression before, but it makes everything, even the most mundane daily tasks (laundry, masturbation, folding the laundry, etc.) excruciatingly difficult. A woman, and a beautiful baby boy or girl, would bolster my spirits and give me all I need to have a fulfilling existence. I'd be able to make it about someone OTHER than myself, for a change. Ooooooh baby, what a welcome change that would be.

Anyway, sorry for rambling. I get off track sometimes when I'm feeling especially passionate.[/QUOTE}

You are a weird guy. Might as well embrace it. If you own a weapon, get rid of it.

I meant these times are not right for you. Not that life is not worth living. That is your problem. You are stuck on the computer all day. You've got to find ways to get out of the house an get a life. Or accept the fact that you really don't want to do the things that it takes to get a girl. Most people do those things naturally. But a lot of people can't or don't want to do those things. In that case, you've got to get comfortable with being yourself.

Watch the movie Marty. There are some life lessons there.

[TheSchafe]

Find someone who's goals and values are congruent with your own. Everything else will fall into place. Take some time and make a list with attributes you're looking for in a woman. Integrity and confidence in a woman is a must, too...you'll have better luck from that standpoint if she comes from a close, loving family. Good luck man

[TheSchafe]

Look up Coach Corey Wayne on YouTube...the guy is sharp as they come in the life coaching/attraction realm. He's helped me a ton in the years I've been following him. Thousands of free videos to learn from.

[DDGforLYFE]

[QUOTE=Buffalo Nickle;24631893]

This is great. I appreciate the tough love. You could be absolutely right that this life is just not meant for me; I'm neither spontaneous nor confident.

I can't seem to shake the feeling, though, that if I keep failing in my pursuit of sex and companionship, then there is no point in living. I know that's pathetic. It's a man's job to be self-reliant, I understand that. But I'm just so god damn lonely, it feels like I'm going to shrivel away into nothingness. I don't know if any of you have dealt with serious depression before, but it makes everything, even the most mundane daily tasks (laundry, masturbation, folding the laundry, etc.) excruciatingly difficult. A woman, and a beautiful baby boy or girl, would bolster my spirits and give me all I need to have a fulfilling existence. I'd be able to make it about someone OTHER than myself, for a change. Ooooooh baby, what a welcome change that would be.

Anyway, sorry for rambling. I get off track sometimes when I'm feeling especially passionate.[/QUOTE}

You are a weird guy. Might as well embrace it. If you own a weapon, get rid of it.

I meant these times are not right for you. Not that life is not worth living. That is your problem. You are stuck on the computer all day. You've got to find ways to get out of the house an get a life. Or accept the fact that you really don't want to do the things that it takes to get a girl. Most people do those things naturally. But a lot of people can't or don't want to do those things. In that case, you've got to get comfortable with being yourself.

Watch the movie Marty. There are some life lessons there.

Man, you're smart. This is the definition of sage advice, I believe. Marty is actually one of my favorite movies - but I never thought to sit down and think about why it hits me so hard. I probably watch it once a month, LOL. I once showed it to this girl I like...needless to say her reaction was not so positive. Oh well, just gotta keep on plugging. Thanks for your time, man! Take care.

[Booya711]

For the last time, everyone, I'm not Seaweed. How do I prove it?

For one you only had a couple posts and you mentioned seaweed who hasn't posted in months due to being banned. You also mentioned something positive about seaweed and the only thing positive about him is HIV

[DDGforLYFE]

Find someone who's goals and values are congruent with your own. Everything else will fall into place. Take some time and make a list with attributes you're looking for in a woman. Integrity and confidence in a woman is a must, too...you'll have better luck from that standpoint if she comes from a close, loving family. Good luck man

Cool! I think a list is a great idea. To get everything down on paper would be cathartic, too. Appreciate the well-wishes. Thanks for being so nice! Some people on here aren't taking me seriously - I know I come off like a joke because I make my situation out to be so dire, but I'm really just feeling like my back is against the wall...the tide is rising, and I have no lifeboat.

Thanks again

[DDGforLYFE]

For one you only had a couple posts and you mentioned seaweed who hasn't posted in months due to being banned. You also mentioned something positive about seaweed and the only thing positive about him is HIV

I haven't posted yet, but I've been gambling daily for about six years and have browsed SBR for almost that entire time. I didn't know Seaweed was banned - I don't follow that closely sometimes when work picks up. I just know he was more one of the more well-known (and I thought well-respected) members of the community, and I was calling out to EVERYONE whose account handle I could remember in a moment of anguish. Now I understand why people think I'm Seaweed, but I assure you that I'm not. But it seems like we have a lot in common. I wish he was still around, HAHA!

[Buffalo Nickle]

[QUOTE=DDGforLYFE;24632265]

Man, you're smart. This is the definition of sage advice, I believe. Marty is actually one of my favorite movies - but I never thought to sit down and think about why it hits me so hard. I probably watch it once a month, LOL. I once showed it to this girl I like...needless to say her reaction was not so positive. Oh well, just gotta keep on plugging. Thanks for your time, man! Take care.

The fact that you were even able to watch a movie with a girl shows you are not so bad off. Don't be so hard on yourself. Some people are handicapped on the outside. Some on the inside. The ones with handicaps on the inside have just as big an issue. It could be worse, You could live in China were they have done off with a good percentage of the female population and there is literally no hope for millions of guys. Find stuff to do you enjoy and enjoy the ride.

[TheSchafe]

It's nothing against you DDG...posters here are more often than not just salty because they've lost their ass gambling and are barreled in. Good luck sir

[Ralphie Halves]

Stop making finding a good woman the endgame.

Problem solved.

[ByeShea]

I have both of those! My dick is a decent size, too! At least that's what the whores say...but I think they might be paid to say that? What's the average size for a male schlong?

I'm pretty average. Let's trade pics and see how we stack up.

Btw, do you have skype?

[DDGforLYFE]

I'm pretty average. Let's trade pics and see how we stack up.

Btw, do you have skype?

Of course! Do you? I measured myself hard during an emphatic jerk-off session today and I clocked in at 4.75 inches. How do I measure up?

[Swinging Johnson]

I'm afraid I don't understand. Would you mind elaborating? Martial arts is cool, though. I agree with you there. I couldn't get enough of Jackie Chan movies as a kid. That guy kicks ass! Who Am I, Shanghai Knights, Rush Hour 3, the list goes on and on. What a legend.

Do women like this sort of thing? Please let me know! I found a few classes in my area and can sign up ASAP if you think it'll help.

This is about you not the women. Martial arts is not only a stress reliever but there is an outstanding sense of community. You will not only learn but you will become part of a group. As you gain experience you will gain confidence in EVERYTHING. And it won't be contrived or used as a pretense it will be genuine. The point is not to be the next Bruce Lee but simply be a better you....even if you're not very good.

[DDGforLYFE]

Stop making finding a good woman the endgame.

Problem solved.

Is that what you did? Or did you just find a good woman, and now feel like you have the right to dispense advice to those less fortunate than yourself?

[rpesi9955]

This is the wrong forum for the boys.......or should I say ladies???????

[DDGforLYFE]

This is about you not the women. Martial arts is not only a stress reliever but there is an outstanding sense of community. You will not only learn but you will become part of a group. As you gain experience you will gain confidence in EVERYTHING. And it won't be contrived or used as a pretense it will be genuine. The point is no it to be the next Bruce Lee but simply be a better you....even if you're not very good.

I'm super intrigued by this idea...thanks! I'm going to look into some classes ASAP.

[DDGforLYFE]

This is the wrong forum for the boys.......or should I say ladies???????

I'm confused by this post. When you get a chance, can you clarify what you mean?

[Ralphie Halves]

Is that what you did? Or did you just find a good woman, and now feel like you have the right to dispense advice to those less fortunate than yourself?

No, I've had a few good ones, a lot of shitty ones, etc.

The older I got though, I stopped making it such a goal/need, and life got way better. Women sense that neediness and desperation. Then, God forbid you get one you like, you're going to allow her to manipulate you till the cows come home because she's going to see you as weak, which you likely are. You're in the majority though, don't take it too harshly.

This is hard to explain to somebody in their 20s. I wouldn't have been able to sell this to myself when I was there, I can tell you that. You probably just have to go through the misery, hope you come out the other side okay, and learn from it.

Once I stopped worrying about it so much, and realized that I'd be just fine without a committed relationship, life got way better, including my dating life. Women know right away that I'm not looking for anything long-term (because I tell them that). Half of them run away, half of them are totally fine with it. Social life went way up, and if I really did find "the one" as I'm dating I can still try and take it there if I want. Doubt I'll find it here in Vegas, but I'm just fine with that. I'm not on any clock.

Predatory women love weak-ass dudes, and I filter out those and the ones that want to settle down, because I have too much going on to cater to somebody else's fukkin agenda right now. I do whatever I want. Some people honestly do want to start a family, of have self-esteem issues, and that's fine. My advice won't make a lot of sense to them anyway. But speaking as somebody who used to be just like that (I bought my car back then based on the idea that I'd probably have kids in a few years, because where I grew up that's just what you did), and made huge improvements in life and overall happiness, this is what I can tell you.

I'm hoping you're not really a ghost, and I've just wasted my time here, but I give you the benefit of the doubt. BOL to you either way.

[ByeShea]

Of course! Do you? I measured myself hard during an emphatic jerk-off session today and I clocked in at 4.75 inches. How do I measure up?

You will never please a woman. This is not because you're small but because you suck. Stick with dudes. We don't judge.

[DDGforLYFE]

You will never please a woman. This is not because you're small but because you suck. Stick with dudes. We don't judge.

I want a woman, though! I wish I was attracted to men - things would be a lot easier. I've experimented with gay porn before, but it does nothing for me.

[DDGforLYFE]

No, I've had a few good ones, a lot of shitty ones, etc.

The older I got though, I stopped making it such a goal/need, and life got way better. Women sense that neediness and desperation. Then, God forbid you get one you like, you're going to allow her to manipulate you till the cows come home because she's going to see you as weak, which you likely are. You're in the majority though, don't take it too harshly.

This is hard to explain to somebody in their 20s. I wouldn't have been able to sell this to myself when I was there, I can tell you that. You probably just have to go through the misery, hope you come out the other side okay, and learn from it.

Once I stopped worrying about it so much, and realized that I'd be just fine without a committed relationship, life got way better, including my dating life. Women know right away that I'm not looking for anything long-term (because I tell them that). Half of them run away, half of them are totally fine with it. Social life went way up, and if I really did find "the one" as I'm dating I can still try and take it there if I want. Doubt I'll find it here in Vegas, but I'm just fine with that. I'm not on any clock.

Predatory women love weak-ass dudes, and I filter out those and the ones that want to settle down, because I have too much going on to cater to somebody else's fukkin agenda right now. I do whatever I want. Some people honestly do want to start a family, of have self-esteem issues, and that's fine. My advice won't make a lot of sense to them anyway. But speaking as somebody who used to be just like that (I bought my car back then based on the idea that I'd probably have kids in a few years, because where I grew up that's just what you did), and made huge improvements in life and overall happiness, this is what I can tell you.

I'm hoping you're not really a ghost, and I've just wasted my time here, but I give you the benefit of the doubt. BOL to you either way.

This is fantastic stuff. You seem like a wise, cool dude. Please trust me when I say you did not just waste your time...not in the slightest.

[flocko76]

find a local bar with female bartenders. It's better if they are attractive. Go in during the week when it isn't as busy and become a regular. tip better $1-2 a drink. If they are good at their jobs they will talk to you. Use this as practice for talking to other girls. Just be social with others at the bar. Talk about the game thats on or the song playing on the juke box.

[Jayvegas420]

I need your POF profile & a picture of the last chick you finger banged.
Also, send me 2 points & I will run the numbers & see what I can come up with for you.

It's hard to say right now....we know so little about you.

[compaqDikk]

parlayin in Htown

[ByeShea]

I want a woman, though! I wish I was attracted to men - things would be a lot easier. I've experimented with gay porn before, but it does nothing for me.

If Edison quit after experimenting a few times he never would have invented the light bulb. You need the real thing. A woman can't keep up in the weight room, can't play 1-on-1 hoops with you, and has no cawk. Not sure what they're good for.

[GunShard]

Here's a great winning at life advice from someone on the internet:

"Rules for success in life: For Men)
1. Have direction, and focus on your skills and career as young as possible.
2. Save money, invest, and build a nest egg. Purchase a good car and buy a solid house.
3. Invest in your health. This includes consistent gym visits, doctor visits, and chiropractor, massage, and nutrition.
4. DO NOT MARRY! Get a lawyer and look into a domestic partnership if you need to.
5. DO NOT HAVE KIDS WITH A LOW CLASS/RATCHET WOMAN!
Be sure she is a worthwhile mate, with a career, level headed, and not manipulative.
You have to know her for years to even be able to determine this, but it will pay off!

Good luck,(Advice from a divorced male with a child he never sees but pays a ton of child support for)"

[Antibet]

Seaweed, are you Canadian citizen? I'll marry you for the Canadian Green Card

[grease lightnin]

I want a woman, though! I wish I was attracted to men - things would be a lot easier. I've experimented with gay porn before, but it does nothing for me.

No fukkin way this isn't a ghost. C'mon guys.