How to break it to a dear friend I've been sleeping with his mom

hans83 · 10-07-15, 04:35 AM

ask him if he wants to sleep with your mom

cashin81 · 10-07-15, 05:08 AM

ask his mom if she wants to sleep with your mom whilst you two sort it out.

USCPHILLYGUY · 10-07-15, 05:45 AM

Pictures or bullshit

pavyracer · 10-07-15, 06:33 AM

Tell him he is a son of a bitch.

bigtymer56 · 10-07-15, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by hans83

ask him if he wants to sleep with your mom

rpesi9955 · 10-07-15, 07:58 AM

Just come over for dinner one night and never leave.

konck · 10-07-15, 08:07 AM

just say do you know your Mom has a huge hole

Auto Donk · 10-07-15, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Tell him he is a son of a bitch.

bitch isn't the right word here, use the phrase "total fukkin' whore" instead

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 10-07-15, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by konck

just say do you know your Mom has a huge hole

And when he answers: "YES"... where do you go from there, Einstein?

downsouth · 10-07-15, 09:30 AM

Pictures usually relay message the best. Worth 1000 words

Vegas39 · 10-07-15, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

And when he answers: "YES"... where do you go from there, Einstein?

Konck about 5 and 3/4 beers short of a 6 pack

Rudeboy · 10-07-15, 10:36 AM

tella mandem we have lotz in common

both stretchers moms gash...he should forgive bro4skin

you fukkin balla!

shari91 · 10-07-15, 10:39 AM

Just somehow throw into a conversation with the son that you're a mother fukker. When he starts to laugh or whatever, give him the Blue Steel and say "No, really... I'm literally a mother fukker" and raise your eyebrows towards him. Then drop your pretend mic like one of those kids on Nickelodeon and haul ass out of there you dirty biatch before he caves your skull in. Bloody fukkin hell.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 10-07-15, 10:51 AM

Might have to cut the guy a lil slack, Shar

Sometimes, it's just too fukkin rough out there:

Auto Donk · 10-07-15, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

And when he answers: "YES"... where do you go from there, Einstein?

A quick "Let's go fill it up!!!" with a huge smile on his face should do the trick.....

captrobey · 10-07-15, 12:36 PM

Get one of those family decal things they put on the back of a window showing the family. Just put 2 on his car one saying Me the other saying Your Mom.

GUMMO77 · 10-07-15, 12:44 PM

-Bang mom one night.
-Stay over.
-In the morning, get up, only boxers on, make breakfast for the family,
-When your friend comes into the kitchen say to him "we need to talk, son".

capone1899 · 10-07-15, 01:02 PM

tell him you'd F his mom

GUMMO77 · 10-10-15, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by bigtymer56

Finally watched this and..............holy fukkkkkkkk!!!

sshz · 10-10-15, 11:02 PM

Ask him to call you Dad........

SBRMAN23 · 10-10-15, 11:07 PM

lmfao that Timberlake video haha never seen that good shyt

Slanina · 10-10-15, 11:10 PM

Pay your sister to have sex with him. Walk in during and he will feel like a piece of shit. Then you tell him your secret. Works like a charm.

TheSchafe · 10-11-15, 04:46 PM

Gummo wins this thread...holy fukk. LOL

DDGforLYFE · 10-11-15, 08:34 PM

Can you go ahead and tell me exactly how you managed to pull this off? I've been trying to get sex for years, with no luck. (Unless you count whores, of course

)

johnny8eyes · 10-11-15, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by DDGforLYFE

Can you go ahead and tell me exactly how you managed to pull this off? I've been trying to get sex for years, with no luck. (Unless you count whores, of course

)

Just ask.

So next time you see any of you're friends Mom just ask her to penetrate. Works 60% of the time, every time.

The Kraken · 10-11-15, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Just somehow throw into a conversation with the son that you're a mother fukker. When he starts to laugh or whatever, give him the Blue Steel and say "No, really... I'm literally a mother fukker" and raise your eyebrows towards him. Then drop your pretend mic like one of those kids on Nickelodeon and haul ass out of there you dirty biatch before he caves your skull in. Bloody fukkin hell.

Vintage Share-bear right here.... This post literally has me in stitches

TheMoneyShot · 10-12-15, 12:23 AM

This thread is useless without photos

chipper · 10-12-15, 12:34 AM

That Mother-Lover video was GREAT! ... "It'd be my honor to be your step-father"...

JMobile · 10-12-15, 01:12 AM

This thread sucks without pictures.

captrobey · 10-12-15, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by bigtymer56

Do they not sing this song in church ?

grease lightnin · 10-12-15, 11:51 AM

A buddy of mine did this to his best friend and everybody knows this but the dude whose mom got banged.

Don't tell him dude. He won't find out because nobody will tell him and its best fir everyone that he doesnt know. And stop banging his mom....did you already plan to stop banging her or do you want to tell this guy so you can keep banging his mom?