Dallas' Lael Collins stiffed a hooker after she 'tossed his salad' now put on blast

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  • itchypickle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-05-09
    • 21452

    #1
    Dallas' Lael Collins stiffed a hooker after she 'tossed his salad' now put on blast
    Getty Image Getting Lael Collins into the NFL was a bit of a hassle, what with his pregnant ex-girlfriend getting murdered right before the draft which


    ***** how you got 20 pair of Jordan's and gold headphones in your room but can't pay me my money for eating yo booty
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
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    • klemopixx
      SBR MVP
      • 10-02-14
      • 3807

      #3
      Easy to see why he went undrafted! He'll be out of the league because of the substance abuse policy by the end of the year! Nice move Jerry!
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      • itchypickle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-05-09
        • 21452

        #4
        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo


        Poor dude....rookie and already getting buried. Hilarious messages
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        • PaperTrail07
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-29-08
          • 20423

          #5
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          • PaperTrail07
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-29-08
            • 20423

            #6
            Deserves it.....pay her the fuckn $$ lol.....cheap penetrate
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            • Ghenghis Kahn
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-02-12
              • 19734

              #7
              what a dumb fukk!!! ruining his name for measly couple hundred bucks...
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              • Fidel_CashFlow
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-03-12
                • 53970

                #8
                Originally posted by itchypickle
                http://www.brobible.com/life/article...llins-twitter/

                ***** how you got 20 pair of Jordan's and gold headphones in your room but can't pay me my money for eating yo booty
                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

                LOL

                fukk emm , cant pay the bitch her measly earning for eating your big black butthole
                then you deserve this type of end result ...specially if you gettin paid like he is
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                • mpaschal34
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 12087

                  #9
                  Who the hell eats the butthole of a 300 lb dude????

                  Can't see how her advertising this is going to help her business any. I wouldn't come within 3 feet of that nasty mouth now.
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                  • itchypickle
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-05-09
                    • 21452

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mpaschal34
                    Who the hell eats the butthole of a 300 lb dude????

                    Can't see how her advertising this is going to help her business any. I wouldn't come within 3 feet of that nasty mouth now.
                    ThroatZilla.....hell of a business model
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                    • smitch124
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-19-08
                      • 12566

                      #11
                      Always Always Always, get the money upfront. C'mon throatzilla that is whoring 101.
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                      • chipper
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-07-10
                        • 1994

                        #12
                        Too funny.... I agree, that's one mouth I would not want anywhere near me!
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                        • itchypickle
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-05-09
                          • 21452

                          #13
                          Damn hoe....your breath smell like shitt! Literally
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                          • yydouble
                            SBR MVP
                            • 05-30-11
                            • 1240

                            #14
                            I wonder if she will get paid now. In exchange for saying she was lying.
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                            • Ra77er
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-20-11
                              • 10969

                              #15
                              I don't know if she will or not but telling the truth should be the most important factor.
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                              • Ralphie Halves
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-13-09
                                • 4507

                                #16
                                How does an undrafted FA have 20 pairs of Jordans and gold headphones?

                                Oh yeah, forgot.
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                                • Ra77er
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-20-11
                                  • 10969

                                  #17
                                  That information is probably best kept under the rug in the first place. She's looking for a payday here clearly.
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                                  • Booya711
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 12-20-11
                                    • 27329

                                    #18
                                    First things first...why the fukk does a piece of shit hooker know your social media accounts??
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                                    • Ra77er
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-20-11
                                      • 10969

                                      #19
                                      Maybe he is untrained in all of these aspects of life. Oblivious to last pass emails and what have you.
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                                      • THE_LOCKSMITH
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-25-08
                                        • 7237

                                        #20
                                        guys trying to not pay their hookers these days

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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          ida stiffed her too........ i only pay for a rim job if I had the Superior Mexican Dinner at El Chico's -- with a double helping of refried beens -- accompanied by at least a six pack of Lone Star Beer the night before; that way I can rip a few that make her f'n earn the f'n money.......
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                                          • teaserpleaser
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                                            • 08-14-08
                                            • 26015

                                            #22
                                            You a nasty motherfukker donk
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81450

                                              #23
                                              Where can I find me a Throatzilla?
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43558

                                                #24
                                                all i know is my corned beef and cabbage/tequila bender left this ho with a "blast" of a different kind, all across her face..........

                                                The Don Juilo Blast
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  Where can I find me a Throatzilla?
                                                  go to the local Petsmart and buy a small Burmese Python.........

                                                  insert rooster into python's mouth.....

                                                  as it tries to swallow you from the rooster down, you'll forget that you ever heard of throatzilla.....
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                                                  • KVB
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                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    Where can I find me a Throatzilla?
                                                    Would either of these Girls count as a Throatzilla?

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                                                    • Auto Donk
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                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43558

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      Would either of these Girls count as a Throatzilla?

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                                                      as bobbywaves and the majority of sbr posters would sadly attest, "what a waste of throat capacity."
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                                        Would either of these Girls count as a Throatzilla?

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                                                        • Big Bear
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-01-11
                                                          • 43253

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Booya711
                                                          First things first...why the fukk does a piece of shit hooker know your social media accounts??
                                                          they aren't hard to find.

                                                          google steph curry twitter and it will pop right up.
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                                                          • Big Bear
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-01-11
                                                            • 43253

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                            ida stiffed her too........ i only pay for a rim job if I had the Superior Mexican Dinner at El Chico's -- with a double helping of refried beens -- accompanied by at least a six pack of Lone Star Beer the night before; that way I can rip a few that make her f'n earn the f'n money.......
                                                            gross.

                                                            never heard of this athlete but why the hell does he want this chick to eat his ass?
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                                                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 03-11-11
                                                              • 29311

                                                              #31
                                                              hilarious
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                                                              • Big Bear
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-01-11
                                                                • 43253

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by chipper
                                                                Too funny.... I agree, that's one mouth I would not want anywhere near me!
                                                                i know right.

                                                                i did not know women could be so nasty.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  all she had to do is say he raped her

                                                                  he is ruined forever
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                                                                  • Auto Donk
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 09-03-13
                                                                    • 43558

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                    all she had to do is say he raped her

                                                                    he is ruined forever
                                                                    she lost that opportunity once she admitted she'd tossed his salad, as no rapist will ever, ever risk making a bitch eat his ass......... as a woman truly being raped and then forced to toss salad will suddenly remember why humans evolved over the years with a pretty good set of chompers.........

                                                                    I don't even want to picture the image of the instant when she would've sank her considerable canines into this guys sphincter/surrounding ass tissue..... but a mixture of blood and shit spraying all over her face immediately comes to mind.......
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                                                                    • itchypickle
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-05-09
                                                                      • 21452

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                                                                      gross.

                                                                      never heard of this athlete but why the hell does he want this chick to eat his ass?
                                                                      Was supposed to be 1st round draft out of LSU. Week of the draft his pregnant ex girlfriend turned up dead back home while he was in Chicago waiting to get selected....police cleared him of any suspicion last we heard but it forced teams to take a pass on him until it was in the clear. Jerry signed him 'as a steal' and now look at the attention he is bringing to the 'Boys

                                                                      Dez Bryant already trouble enough for the organization with his dramatics about sitting out the opener.....poor Jerry.
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