Donk's "2015 Summer in Vegas PUSSY HUNTING DREAM TEAM" Promo--entry is FREE!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Donk's "2015 Summer in Vegas PUSSY HUNTING DREAM TEAM" Promo--entry is FREE!!!
    While planning my “Vegas Summer of Poker and Debauchery” to take place this June/July, I couldn’t help but be moved by an idiotic comment made by a certain mask-wearing SBR “once-SELF-IMPOSED-life-time-banned-but-now-back-due-to-a-sick-addiction-to-a-website” poster. Specifically, he recommended to someone that he should meet up for a night out on the town with himself and JJ Gold.....

    So, after first laffing my ass off at the mask-wearing member and the thoughts of how that would unfold, I pondered it a bit more and saw the genius in it..... And particularly saw the amount of money that could be made selling the video rights to the footage taken if such a night out occurred.....

    Accordingly, prior to my Summer in Vegas, I want to have an SBR-sponsored contest awarding one “lucky” -- and I use that term very loosely -- SBR member a chance to party down with the absolute best two available, single wingmen in North America......

    Yep, that's right!!!! Party all night in Vegas on my dime (assuming SBR let’s me win the WSOP main event seat) with the two ALL-OUT PUSSY HAMMERING STUDS pictured below!!!!!

    You will be literally fighting off women when you hit the Strip with these two, and it’s all free, on me and SBR (indirectly) via my promo win!!!!!

    Imagine the wool you’ll have in your penthouse suite at Aria, hi-fivin’ and fist bumping with these guys why you double and triple team hotties fresh in off the strip, laying the pipe all night, maybe fcking a Kardashian or two, or three, possibly contracting as many venereal diseases as you can shake a vial of penicillin at, etc., etc........

    Sign up below for the chance to be part of the SBR PUSSY HUNT DREAM TEAM!!!!!!
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  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34116

    #2
    I gotta ask my wife but pretty sure I'm in.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Sweet! even if you look like whatever the f___ that thing is in your avatar, you will still be wading in poontang when seeweed puts that stocking over his head and hits the Strip for the evening..........

      women love the mysterious type that might be part stalker..... ask Sandra Bullock
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43558

        #4
        ps.... just really took a good look at the JJ photo above..... usually a goiter is a health risk.

        here, it apparently saved JJ's live by providing protection from what otherwise would have been a "Robin Williams-esque" auto-erotic asyphyxiation death due to an overly-tight bandana....
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          gaucho, if early returns are any indication.... this is urs for the taking should I punch my ticket on the 26th!!!!
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          • rkelly110
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 10-05-09
            • 39691

            #6
            I'd like to go, but I need Gmilf's to lay the pipe to with the help from that little blue pill and be asleep by 10 pm.
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            • Booya711
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-20-11
              • 27329

              #7
              I'm there all the time just let me know the dates and locations
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              • gauchojake
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-17-10
                • 34116

                #8
                Wife found out it was the "weirdo who is always screaming Fukk in the videos" and shut it down. If it was me and seaweed, we are good to go.
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                • The Kraken
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-25-11
                  • 28918

                  #9
                  If Gaucho and Manny are in, I'm in.

                  I'll survive on leftovers and very sloppy seconds
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                  • gauchojake
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 09-17-10
                    • 34116

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Kraken
                    If Gaucho and Manny are in, I'm in.

                    I'll survive on leftovers and very sloppy seconds
                    I'm gonna revisit it tonight

                    stand by
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      tell your wife that JJ really isn't like that in person; that's just his schtick.....

                      ask jaynvegas; he had a very pleasant experience with JJ.....

                      tho, after I slip JJ something in his drink, he's going to come unhinged...
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        Less than two weeks until a winner is potentially announced!!!!!

                        so far, it looks like most don't have faith in seeweed or JJ Gold as wingmen...........
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                        • PaperTrail07
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-29-08
                          • 20423

                          #13
                          Im there all the time and thats my normal routine as well lol...
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              ONLY one week away til this promo may go off......... tune in next sunday to the sbr "poker" room to see if THE DONK will be funding this awesome, once in a lifetime night out on the town in VEGAS, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
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                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-01-10
                                • 16031

                                #16
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                                • Jayvegas420
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-09-11
                                  • 28213

                                  #17
                                  I had a great time with JJ.






                                  My wife is still in therapy though.
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                                  • Auto Donk
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-03-13
                                    • 43558

                                    #18
                                    after seein' sanchez' photo of jj; i feel it a necessity to score an 8-ball and light him up with it............ dialated pupils and all, running round on the strip trippin on the mollies i slipped him, amped to the nines, openly molesting women under his "enhanced mood" state........... add to that seeweed running around with that idiotic mask on...... cops arriving with tasers...... cops not using the tasers, opting for their guns......... and all of it on video!
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Only a few days left to sign up for this promo..... don't miss out!
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        dOWN TO THE LAST 24 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        F'N JJ!!!!!

                                        F'N SEEWEED!!!!!!

                                        and last but not least, FUKKIN' UUUUUUU***!!!!!


                                        ***(PROBABLY THE FIRST TWO LITERALLY AFTER I SLIP YOU A ROOFIE AND LEAVE THE HI-ROLLER'S SUITE I'M SETTING U LOSERS UP IN!!!!!)
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