shes iight.
Anyone else here think MoneyShot could do better then chicks off of Plenty Of Fish ?
Anyone else here think MoneyShot could do better then chicks off of Plenty Of Fish ?
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Kermit!!!!
Unreal!
Ok guys... since we have this thread started... no need to make multiple ones. Onto the next!!!
Just met this girl on POF tonight. We aren't wasting much time. We texted for about 3 hours straight. She said... hey... I want to meet you. I said let's do this. The problem is my Friday is jam packed. Her Saturday is jam packed. Unreal. She lives about an hour from me. Damn I'm wearing out my new tires already. Son of a bitch! Didn't want to put mileage on them already! She's 32, 5'2'' 120 lbs. I have no idea about the chest size... but she's looking okay there. She has kids. Oh well... life goes on. So, I'm posting the photos. She either takes care of her body well... or she's kinda gifted in youth. I've seen some nasty 32 year olds on pof and... she isn't that bad. Do you think these photos are recent? She loves Michigan Wolverine Football. Hey it's all good. We're trying to meet Friday night. She said she wants to get me drunk. Man... where we're meeting I have no other friends around etc. No backups on my phone.... nothing. I hate going somewhere without a backup plan. If things go screwy... I'm screwed. What do you guys think about her photos?
And this last photo I told her... hey take one of you right now. So she types back... "Laying in bed taking this for you."
But again... who knows when this photo was taken? She said it's recent...
We'll see what happens...
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The one thing I am slightly jealous of is that the technology these days is just so awesome to connect two willing parties. I remember emailing bitches at .edu addresses to get them to cheat on their boyfriends. I thought that was great. If my wife ever divorces me it is on like donkey kong.
Kudos TMS.Comment -
Better than the 2 crackheads before her. This last chick is easily the best looking of the bunch. She looks like she gives of the vibe of a fun person too, just from seeing her picsComment -
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UNFUKKING REAL UPDATE
I just got home fellas. It's about 4:15 AM. I can't even explain this damn night to you guys... I'm in disbelief. Once I explain this story... can anyone please tell me the "psychological structure of this girl" and what in the hell she was thinking?
The girl sounded extremely genuine. Just a unique connection. Everything is perfect... etc. She got off of work at 4:30 PM. She said she was running a little behind but prompt with all of her text messages. She was very consistent. I replied back and said... hey.. no worries I can give you extra time. My drive time was 1 hour and 6 minutes. So... I said you have plenty of time to get ready. She had the restaurant picked out... it was expensive as fuk. But like I said... I just rolled with it... give this girl a chance.
She arrived and gave me a big hug. I didn't think she was overdoing anything. Everything was right on cue. On an intellectual level we were hitting everything perfectly... not one thing she hated i said.... and vice versa. She only had 1 chocolate martini and 2 coors light tall glasses. She was fine. Talking fine... everything was fine. I had probably 12 captain and cokes... but I can handle my buzz. I asked her... what do you want to do next? I said... I'm thinking about staying in the city because I have an hour drive back home.... just trying to feel her out. She goes... would you like for me to come to the hotel with you? (She never hinted... anything negative). While we were suggesting our options back and forth... I had an opportunity to kiss her... felt like the moment... but didn't. (I wish I did... you'll soon find out why.)
She goes lets get one more drink at this one bar... it was in walking distance where we were at. I said no problem... She had one more bottled coors light... and I had a captain and coke. I made a reservation for the hotel... jacuzzi and everything... because we joked about it. I said are we going to use the damn thing?? And she goes... we might!
Throughout the date she talked about her 3 kids... and ex bf. I honestly didn't think something fishy was going on. She told me she was free and clear basically... and she wasn't dating anyone. She was so nice and sweet... her 3 kids didn't turn me off. I was still neutral but again... I was thinking...you never know with this girl. We might have future dates? Who knows? So I'm listening to her speak. And she just kept talking about old stories. Usually, when a girl talks about old stories... it bothers her. But I never guessed they were still an item.
So anyways... we're done with our drink at this other bar. I said are you ready to go? She goes yes I am! And she was really happy... alert... focused... everything is good. I check in... and she goes straight to the bathroom. I found it kind of odd that she did because she just went to the bathroom literally 5 minutes ago. And she was playing with her phone a lot... late stages of the date. Who knows who she was texting? I'm an easy going guy... I don't care who you text... just give me a little attention... don't be ridiculous.
She comes right out of the bathroom and she goes straight to the bed. She keeps her clothing on... and snuggles under the covers tightly. We're still joking verbally back and forth... and I thought everything was all good. So I took off my shorts... left my boxers on and my shirt on and got under the covers. I'm not going to be a homo and go under the covers clothed completely... gay as fuk. Anyways... I lean in for a kiss... and she turns her face so it lands on her cheek. Then she says... "I'm not so sure about all of this." I said... what aren't you sure of in a nice way? She goes...this entire thing. I'm having a great time... but... (in a possessive type of way) she says... I'm not giving it up to you. I said... well... let's rewind the tape her sugar. Number 1... I leaned in for a kiss... I didn't lean in with my dik. I said furthermore... I can tell you've changed all of a sudden for no apparent reason. No one forced you to be here. I asked you if you wanted a hotel or not? She then replies... I assumed you needed it because you're hammered. I was being nice and staying with you. I said... clearly your vibe didn't indicate that. You know it... and I know it. I said what is with you right now? For real. What can't you just be straight with me? I just blew $170 dollars on this hotel... for you to change your game plan on me? Is that it? Then, she pretended like she was sleeping. I said... you know what? Get up... we're out of here. Come on... get your things and lets go. She replies... no.. you go and I'm staying. I said I paid for the room it's in my name... if anything goes wrong... its on my ass not yours. I repeated over and over... just talk to me... tell me what's bothering you? I'm trying to be understanding. Everything was so smooth for 5 hours.... why the roadblock? So... I walk out of the room with all of my things.
I go to the front desk. The girl at the desk goes what's wrong sir? I said I have to check out. The clerk goes is it a family emergency? I said no mam it isn't... I have a unique situation. There's a girl in my room... she was my date tonight... and... I honestly just want to go home. But she wants to stay there in the room... so can I check out and let her stay? The clerk goes absolutely not. You have to remove her. I said... how in the hell am I supposed to remove her? The clerk goes... I'll make a phone call. I said... to who? She said to the police. I said... woah woah woah... let me think about this for a second. (I said to myself... how the fuk did I get in the g-damn mess. SOB.) (I'm trying to clear my head because I'm drunk... and I have no clue why this girl is being this way?) I said if you call the police... what will they actually do? The clerk said... don't worry sir... this happens more than you think. I said IT DOES??? Like WTF??? She says yes... you had a date with someone... its your room... and you want the girl removed. You have the right to have your room back. I said... I'm not really an asshole though... this is borderline asshole. And she says... there's no other way. I said... ok... call the police.
The clerk calls the police. I had no idea... the city I'm in has no city cops. It's only Michigan State Troopers. I said oh sh#$. I spoke with the clerk for about 4 more minutes or so... I said you know what... cancel the police I can't do this to her. The clerk calls the police back right in front of me... and they said no... this is considered a "disturbance" and cannot be cancelled. I said... oh great.
So... I'm walking back to my hotel room. Just trying to let her know the cops are coming and honestly... didn't mean for this sh#$ to happen. Oddly enough... as I get to my hotel room door... I hear loud noise in the background. I completely remember turning off the TV and all the lights... and walking out. I use my hotel key to open the door... and she placed that bar bracket lock... on the door... so I can't open it. I said isn't this some sh#$... she has enough knowledge, power, etc from being drunk to get up... turn the TV on... and lock the door. But won't answer me when I questioned her earlier. She told me she was wasted. So then I walk back to the front desk and then I see 2 state trooper squad cars pull up.
They quickly notice me... and one officer says to me... what's the problem? I said officer I met this girl from an online dating site... the date went well... honestly.. really well... we both agreed to get this hotel room. And... currently... she locked me out of my room. The officer goes... ok I see. Take me to the room. We get to the room... and i use my key. The officer responds and says his name... this is Michigan State Police open up... the girl doesn't respond. He shines his flashlight that reflects off the mirror and notices what appears to be no one in the bed. He says... sir... I see her bra laying on the bed... but I don't see anything else. (I'm saying to myself... now really now... girl went fully clothed under the covers and now...she has the place to herself... she disrobes. unfukking real.) I said officer I have no clue why her bra would be on the bed... I left her and she was fully clothed. The officer then says... how much did she have to drink tonight? I said about 3-4 beers. He said.. how much did you have to drink tonight... I said honestly... about 12 rum and cokes. The officer looked at me and said... you're kidding me right? I said... no officer I'm not. He chuckled and said you speak pretty well drinking all of that. I said well sir... I try to stay pretty focused. The officer said do you have any warrants? I said no officer... none that I know of. You mind if I run your name? I said... well sir... you may. Unreal how quickly they ran my name to dispatch. Answer came within 30 seconds. The officer goes do you know her last name? I said no I don't. Do you know her cell number? I said yes officer I do. He calls dispatch to run any warrants under her... just by using her cell phone number. Unreal... the cell number came back with her full name etc. How did they do that with just a cell number?? Your cell number could be billed to anyone. I thought that was odd. Regardless... the police kept on yelling her name... and no response. They told me sir... please step away from the room... and please sit in the stairwell. I said fine... no problem.
Finally, after 20 minutes with screwing with that safety lock bar... the girl finally says what's going on? The state trooper said this is officer #$#$#$# of Michigan State Police... are you ok? She replies yes I'm fine. He said are you sure? She goes yes... everything is fine. He then said... mam open up the door we want to speak to you. So both police officers enter the room and then close the room. They are in there for about 5 minutes. I heard the door open and close... one officer came out and told me the situation... he said... she's fine... but she doesn't want anything to do with you. I said... fine. The officer goes are you staying here tonight? I said yes I am. As I moved from the stairwell back to the corridor leading to my room... me and the girl cross paths... she intentionally looks away and down at the floor. And I finally entered the room. I looked in the mirror and said... unfukking real numerous times to myself. I laughed... but then I said... what in gods name is going on with this psycho women? I drank probably 8 cups of water... trying to sober up... I said f it.. I'm not staying here tonight... i'm driving home.
I went down to the front desk to check out. The girl at the desk goes... honey I'm so sorry this happened to you tonight. I hope you learn your lesson. I said... what lesson was I suppose to learn tonight? She said... women are psychos. I see this every night... I said you do??? I said... what would possess any woman to act so ignorantly? And I laughed. I checked out... drove home... and I called that 26 year old on the drive home... so she kept me up without dosing off at the wheel.
All I have to say fellas... what do you make of this?? I think I'm all done. No more thread... no more pof... no more TheMoneyShot. I think this is finally the retirement. I wasted about close to $300 and I didn't get sh#$ in return. Looked like a happy photo... hours later... things just self destructed. Unreal.Comment -
TMS, that is 1 unreal night brother........ Sleep it off, and log back on to the dating website and find a chick tonight to nail
...... Then your mind will be clear and you wont even remember the hotel incident. Good luck Buddy!
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didn't read it....but I will say that the craziest Kuntz have the nicest sweater meat.
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TMS, I'm sorry to hear about what happened, but honestly, this story was absolute mint, lol ... A+ ... can't believe how it all went down, so surreal just reading it. I've had my share of bad dates from POF, but not to this extent.
If I were you, I'd just take a day or two to calm down. Don't even go on POF to search for new candidates, just chill and relax. Just think of all the good runs you've had on POF... you were bound to cross paths with a bad apple sooner than later.
That girl at the reception summed it up pretty nicely for you: All women are crazy. It's just a matter of 'degree of craziness,' and we clearly know which way this one leaned. The Michigan girl was obviously tipsy, borderline drunk and couldn't decide whether to put out or not, hence, all the changes in her behaviour. Maybe if you put in a bit more ground work when you guys entered the hotel room might have done the trick, but this is purely speculative.
Don't worry too much about what happened. I'm sure experiences like this happens to most guys at some point in their lives (well, maybe not to this extent), but they don't admit it to their buddies and such. Like I said, just take a day or two to cool down & you'll be fine!Comment -
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It's quite obvious what happened...she's not psycho or crazy or some bullshit like that...she took Moneyshot for a ride and took advantage of him...she literally used him to get what she wanted...but to be fair, Moneyshot was looking to get inside her pants so it kind of backfired on him...like the bitch said, consider it a lesson learned and move on, bro!...
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Money didn't have a backup plan, and he got screwed ... just like he feared in his first post about this woman.
She basically used Money for a bunch of free drinks and a free date. Not that crazy to me. But the whole part where she decides to accompany him to the hotel room seemed kind of odd if she had zero intentions of putting out. She got a little too greedy here, and maybe the alcohol played a role in that.
At the point when Money started mentioning the hotel, I assume the chick had already gotten a nice buzz and was enjoying herself ... But I don't believe she ever had any intentions of having sex. Why get greedy and continue to lead Money on at that point? Just suggest that he get a cab, or at the very least, don't ask him if he wants you to join him. What was she expecting? Money to pass out drunk and then she could tear up the mini-bar and enjoy the jacuzzi? Or did she seriously think he'd be a super sweet guy and just cuddle with her in a hotel room that he paid for after buying her drinks?
It just doesn't add up ... Look, if I were lucky enough to take a girl out, and I have to pay for a meal and drinks, and it doesn't work out, that's fine. I would expect some dates go south, and guys take a loss on that type of shit all the time. Sometimes you just don't click and you break it off early. It's perfectly fair if a woman doesn't want to go too far with a guy that she just met, but once the words "hotel" or "my/your place" are brought up, she needs to shut him down and let him know that shit ain't happening.
When you're talking about getting a hotel and you actually get into the same bed as that guy, you can't seriously be upset that the guy would make a move. And if he does get upset and tells you to leave, you should do the respectful thing and get the fukk out of there. Money paid for that room, and if he asks a chick who shut him off to leave, she needs to leave. It's awkward enough at that point, but to act immature and do chicken-shit stuff like pretending to be wasted/asleep and rigging the door from opening before you are forcibly removed is quite pathetic. And this woman has three children? Wow.
The only issue I have with Money's actions here is that he didn't try to kiss her well before they got to the hotel. Based on the dialogue he provided, it seemed she was hedging her bets as the date reached the latter stages. That might have saved him from the mess that followed, but I don't blame him for thinking he'd get a little more out of this than a stressful Friday night.
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moneyshot, this shit never happened to you before?
this happened to me couple times before minus the cop part.
some chicks are weird like that.
not sure what it is, maybe they're insecure or just don't want to feel like a slut.
but chicks need to make a clear sign that they aren't putting out.
you even got a nice hotel and not a roach motel.
the real lesson here is next time, do some research around that neighborhood and go to a place where they charge you by the hour.
if shit like this were to happen again, it won't be as costly and you can just bail without regrets.
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Yup,
She freaked out when she realized that she's a fukin slut.
3 kids at home and in a hotel room with a complete stranger.
What a fukin whore.
You're a good guy money so go find yourself a nice girl with a good job and no baggage.
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That's what I was thinking. That either A) the ex was in there with maintenance banging her, or B) she started doing meth and trashed the room. Money is lucky she did not smash the tv or start breaking shit. Seems he got off cheap considering the whacky slut he took there.Comment -
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money why do you spend money on these hoes? i got a gf now but when i was single i would hit all the dating sites, okcupid, pof, match, aff and the most fun I had was seeing if I could get laid without spending any money. I had lots of tricks. I would say, "lets meet at a bar", and Id always make sure she got there first that way she already bought her first drink. I would never buy more than one drink as usually a girl wont drink more unless you do. Id always say im a light drinker or dont want to risk a dui which was bs, I just liked the idea of getting laid off ten bucks. Then if we went to my place, I had the cheapest nastiest vodka there is but i poured it into a grey goose bottle. you mix it with enough cranberry and those hoes didnt know the difference. I musta banged 20 girls off one bottle of cheap ass Heaven Hill, they should call it heaven sent. I would never take em to eat on a first date, id always say, "lets meet at a bookstore", that way i was saving myself some cash right off the bat. And I would never travel out of town to meet a ho. then youre forced to get a room if she cant let ya stay. if i did have to take em to eat, id always do lunch rather than dinner as it was cheaper. on one date, the girl put out and i was driving her home, she asked if i could stop at a drive thru, i said sure and she ordered a couple of burgers, she asked if i was going to pay. Told her hell no as I already got the puss. yeah, im cheap with the hoes.
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This guy gets it. He's a Boss ...... Broke d i c k lives like a King.money why do you spend money on these hoes? i got a gf now but when i was single i would hit all the dating sites, okcupid, pof, match, aff and the most fun I had was seeing if I could get laid without spending any money. I had lots of tricks. I would say, "lets meet at a bar", and Id always make sure she got there first that way she already bought her first drink. I would never buy more than one drink as usually a girl wont drink more unless you do. Id always say im a light drinker or dont want to risk a dui which was bs, I just liked the idea of getting laid off ten bucks. Then if we went to my place, I had the
cheapest nastiest vodka there is but i poured it into a grey goose bottle. you mix it with enough cranberry and those hoes didnt know the difference. I musta banged 20 girls off one bottle of cheap ass Heaven Hill, they should call it heaven sent. I would never take em to eat on a first date, id always say, "lets meet at a bookstore", that way i was saving myself some cash right off the bat. And I would never travel out of town to meet a ho. then youre forced to get a room if she cant let ya stay. if i did have to take em to eat, id always do lunch rather than dinner as it was cheaper. on one date, the girl put out and i was driving her home, she asked if i could stop at a drive thru, i said sure and she ordered a couple of burgers, she asked if i was going to pay. Told her hell no as I already got the puss. yeah, im cheap with the hoes.
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Every single one of you all had amazing points. I appreciate the input and the responses. I finally woke up for my long crash from last night. Everything you guys indicated in these prior posts signified what truly went down. I was blind. It's kind of sad that... you can't trust what a girl tells you... even though she's speaking right in front of you. I have to think everything out of her mouth is a lie? It sucks.
Just before we entered the 2nd bar... I had an opportunity for the first kiss. I should of just did it. I typically do. If she backed away at that point... it would saved me some coin and time.
There's a few things that are very odd to the story. But again... I was used... that was a given. When we got to the hotel room... and the odd sh#$ went down... I said lets go... she quickly responded... you just go I can stay here. She said it so quickly... it made me think... she had no place to go to. Like, it was a 50/50 call. It seemed like she didn't want to go home. Either there was another guy involved in her life... and her parents were watching the 3 kids for her. Because she kept saying... ugh... I hate going to see my parents. Meaning... her ass gets verbally hammered by her parents... because she's careless. These are things you can't pinpoint quickly. I only knew of her... since Thursday night during a few emails at POF. I also believe she didn't have any money. Like possible financial trouble. At no point did she say... hey let me pay for something... or interject something like that. Just to be nice. Some girls I go out with at least try to say that. But, the intellectual chemistry... quick talking back and forth... the blend was perfect unlike other girls I've met... I thought it was genuine enough.
Another thing... it wasn't like I was hard up to fuk her. I didn't view her like that. I thought there was a little caring aspect to her. But she handled her personality so differently in the hotel room... it kind of set me off a bit. All she had to say is... (like how sweet she was talking before) hey... can we just lay here together... I need to think about things. No, she didn't do that. She completely shut herself down. Shut herself off. Zero communication. And that was wrong of her to do that. It's embarrassing.
A side note... when the officer finally got her awake... or whatever the hell she was doing. When he asked her to open the door. She was completely nude. I found that odd. Because the officer said... mam are you fully clothed? She goes no. I need time to get my clothes on. Shi#, lol when I left the room... girl was fully clothed rolled up solidly in a blanket like a damn mummy. Mysteriously, she knows I left the room... has enough energy to get up.. turn the TV on... flip the lock bridge on the door... get nude... and go to sleep. Cool story. LOL What a girl. Unreal.Comment -
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Come on brad
Anyways... I just logged into pof... checking my messages. It's a habit. Weird how the girl is online as well... said she was going to the beach all day Saturday (today.) Hmmmmm and she has time to change her profile photo. Guess she's on the prowl again?
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Money whatever happened to that hot blonde you were banging? I think you posted a video of you and her going to the grocery store.
put a couple of hos i used to plow. girl in pink in first pic.Attached FilesComment -
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Enjoyed reading the thread TMS. I had a similar situation on POF about 4 years ago. Chick drove in from about 3 hours away to spend a weekend with me after talking about 3 weeks on the phone. She was gonna be staying at her cousins house while in town. She was a cute young mulatto nurse with big
. I picked her up at her cousins, we went on our date and really hit it off. She tells me she wants to stay at my house and I was cool with it. As soon as she gets settled in and gets in bed she starts acting like a bitch....like out of nowhere acting like a bitch. I give her space and she goes straight to bed. I had a work meeting early the next day so I say "hey, ill drop you off at your cousins on the way (i.e.- I don't want you in my house alone while I'm gone)", and she starts whining and kissing on me and grinding her nice ass on my crotch (mind you, this is all after getting NOTHING the night before save for a kiss or two). I tell her I enjoyed myself (lie) and say to enjoy her time with family the rest of the weekend (meaning I'm not too keen on hanging out again during her duration of the visit). She gets all pouty when I drop her off and I'm on my way.
I get a call from her that same night about 11pm or so. She says "I'm at IHOP with my cousin in your neighborhood and I've been thinking about you all day. I have a craving to blow you right now. What do you think?". I'm confused yet it sounds good and I've got nothing else going on so why not? Maybe last night was an aberration and she'd had a bad day. I give her another chance. I pick her up at IHOP and meet the group of girls she's with (4 black gals) before she ends up going with me. We are driving back and she's texting them. "A few of the girls I was with think you're hot." I said right on and didn't even ask which ones or play into that loaded conversation. We make small talk before getting back home. She tells me she wants to go to bed as soon as we walk in. I walk into the bedroom with her she plops on my bed and immediately tries to go to sleep. I lay next to her and ask her about the phone call earlier and the comment she made. She starts acting like a real bitch ads says she's not in the mood anymore. Mirror image of the night before. Screw this...I say hey I've gotta take you back to IHOP, this isn't working out. She starts flipping out on me calling me an asshole, etc. She texts her cousin on the way there and they've already left. Her cousins place is out of the way. She says "drive me to my cousins!" I say "Nope, I'm dropping you off where I picked you up. Call your cousin and she can pick your ass up!". She says she's not leaving my car, etc. I tell her thats okay and that I'm calling the cops. I pick up my phone and start pushing buttons and she gets out screaming and kicking my car after she slammed the door. I peel out and leave her stranded at the IHOP. I got a shitload of texts from her the rest of the night calling me every name possible. I blocked her number and her POF profile from contacting me and went on to the next gal.
That was my worst experience of POF or the other sites I'd been on. Don't let that one shitty time deter you from doing what you've been doing.
My advice? Go hang out with that 26 year old DD chested gal from the first page. Play with her and let her blow you. You'll instantly feel better and I doubt you'll have to spend much money.
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handicapping whores for Moneyshot is better than trying to figure out these world cup soccer totals
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Damn, what a crazy biotch. Strange for her to freak out like that out of nowhere, such a sweet rack too.
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No offense but you have to be a real homer to have this happen to you. Why didn't you just tell her what you just told us you just told us when you leaned in to kiss her and she r ejected you? Say. "Relax it's just a kiss".....then kiss her gently all over and take it from there. sometimes all a woman wants is for the guy to take the lead. Then give her a massage or something and see if she loosens up.most of the time the girl will.......especially if you are clicking. I think you gave up a little too early when she was playing hard to get under the covers. if you tried and she still rejected your advances further then yea....calling security was probably the right move. sh*t happens.UNFUKKING REAL UPDATE
I just got home fellas. It's about 4:15 AM. I can't even explain this damn night to you guys... I'm in disbelief. Once I explain this story... can anyone please tell me the "psychological structure of this girl" and what in the hell she was thinking?
The girl sounded extremely genuine. Just a unique connection. Everything is perfect... etc. She got off of work at 4:30 PM. She said she was running a little behind but prompt with all of her text messages. She was very consistent. I replied back and said... hey.. no worries I can give you extra time. My drive time was 1 hour and 6 minutes. So... I said you have plenty of time to get ready. She had the restaurant picked out... it was expensive as fuk. But like I said... I just rolled with it... give this girl a chance.
She arrived and gave me a big hug. I didn't think she was overdoing anything. Everything was right on cue. On an intellectual level we were hitting everything perfectly... not one thing she hated i said.... and vice versa. She only had 1 chocolate martini and 2 coors light tall glasses. She was fine. Talking fine... everything was fine. I had probably 12 captain and cokes... but I can handle my buzz. I asked her... what do you want to do next? I said... I'm thinking about staying in the city because I have an hour drive back home.... just trying to feel her out. She goes... would you like for me to come to the hotel with you? (She never hinted... anything negative). While we were suggesting our options back and forth... I had an opportunity to kiss her... felt like the moment... but didn't. (I wish I did... you'll soon find out why.)
She goes lets get one more drink at this one bar... it was in walking distance where we were at. I said no problem... She had one more bottled coors light... and I had a captain and coke. I made a reservation for the hotel... jacuzzi and everything... because we joked about it. I said are we going to use the damn thing?? And she goes... we might!
Throughout the date she talked about her 3 kids... and ex bf. I honestly didn't think something fishy was going on. She told me she was free and clear basically... and she wasn't dating anyone. She was so nice and sweet... her 3 kids didn't turn me off. I was still neutral but again... I was thinking...you never know with this girl. We might have future dates? Who knows? So I'm listening to her speak. And she just kept talking about old stories. Usually, when a girl talks about old stories... it bothers her. But I never guessed they were still an item.
So anyways... we're done with our drink at this other bar. I said are you ready to go? She goes yes I am! And she was really happy... alert... focused... everything is good. I check in... and she goes straight to the bathroom. I found it kind of odd that she did because she just went to the bathroom literally 5 minutes ago. And she was playing with her phone a lot... late stages of the date. Who knows who she was texting? I'm an easy going guy... I don't care who you text... just give me a little attention... don't be ridiculous.
She comes right out of the bathroom and she goes straight to the bed. She keeps her clothing on... and snuggles under the covers tightly. We're still joking verbally back and forth... and I thought everything was all good. So I took off my shorts... left my boxers on and my shirt on and got under the covers. I'm not going to be a homo and go under the covers clothed completely... gay as fuk. Anyways... I lean in for a kiss... and she turns her face so it lands on her cheek. Then she says... "I'm not so sure about all of this." I said... what aren't you sure of in a nice way? She goes...this entire thing. I'm having a great time... but... (in a possessive type of way) she says... I'm not giving it up to you. I said... well... let's rewind the tape her sugar. Number 1... I leaned in for a kiss... I didn't lean in with my dik. I said furthermore... I can tell you've changed all of a sudden for no apparent reason. No one forced you to be here. I asked you if you wanted a hotel or not? She then replies... I assumed you needed it because you're hammered. I was being nice and staying with you. I said... clearly your vibe didn't indicate that. You know it... and I know it. I said what is with you right now? For real. What can't you just be straight with me? I just blew $170 dollars on this hotel... for you to change your game plan on me? Is that it? Then, she pretended like she was sleeping. I said... you know what? Get up... we're out of here. Come on... get your things and lets go. She replies... no.. you go and I'm staying. I said I paid for the room it's in my name... if anything goes wrong... its on my ass not yours. I repeated over and over... just talk to me... tell me what's bothering you? I'm trying to be understanding. Everything was so smooth for 5 hours.... why the roadblock? So... I walk out of the room with all of my things.
I go to the front desk. The girl at the desk goes what's wrong sir? I said I have to check out. The clerk goes is it a family emergency? I said no mam it isn't... I have a unique situation. There's a girl in my room... she was my date tonight... and... I honestly just want to go home. But she wants to stay there in the room... so can I check out and let her stay? The clerk goes absolutely not. You have to remove her. I said... how in the hell am I supposed to remove her? The clerk goes... I'll make a phone call. I said... to who? She said to the police. I said... woah woah woah... let me think about this for a second. (I said to myself... how the fuk did I get in the g-damn mess. SOB.) (I'm trying to clear my head because I'm drunk... and I have no clue why this girl is being this way?) I said if you call the police... what will they actually do? The clerk said... don't worry sir... this happens more than you think. I said IT DOES??? Like WTF??? She says yes... you had a date with someone... its your room... and you want the girl removed. You have the right to have your room back. I said... I'm not really an asshole though... this is borderline asshole. And she says... there's no other way. I said... ok... call the police.
The clerk calls the police. I had no idea... the city I'm in has no city cops. It's only Michigan State Troopers. I said oh sh#$. I spoke with the clerk for about 4 more minutes or so... I said you know what... cancel the police I can't do this to her. The clerk calls the police back right in front of me... and they said no... this is considered a "disturbance" and cannot be cancelled. I said... oh great.
So... I'm walking back to my hotel room. Just trying to let her know the cops are coming and honestly... didn't mean for this sh#$ to happen. Oddly enough... as I get to my hotel room door... I hear loud noise in the background. I completely remember turning off the TV and all the lights... and walking out. I use my hotel key to open the door... and she placed that bar bracket lock... on the door... so I can't open it. I said isn't this some sh#$... she has enough knowledge, power, etc from being drunk to get up... turn the TV on... and lock the door. But won't answer me when I questioned her earlier. She told me she was wasted. So then I walk back to the front desk and then I see 2 state trooper squad cars pull up.
They quickly notice me... and one officer says to me... what's the problem? I said officer I met this girl from an online dating site... the date went well... honestly.. really well... we both agreed to get this hotel room. And... currently... she locked me out of my room. The officer goes... ok I see. Take me to the room. We get to the room... and i use my key. The officer responds and says his name... this is Michigan State Police open up... the girl doesn't respond. He shines his flashlight that reflects off the mirror and notices what appears to be no one in the bed. He says... sir... I see her bra laying on the bed... but I don't see anything else. (I'm saying to myself... now really now... girl went fully clothed under the covers and now...she has the place to herself... she disrobes. unfukking real.) I said officer I have no clue why her bra would be on the bed... I left her and she was fully clothed. The officer then says... how much did she have to drink tonight? I said about 3-4 beers. He said.. how much did you have to drink tonight... I said honestly... about 12 rum and cokes. The officer looked at me and said... you're kidding me right? I said... no officer I'm not. He chuckled and said you speak pretty well drinking all of that. I said well sir... I try to stay pretty focused. The officer said do you have any warrants? I said no officer... none that I know of. You mind if I run your name? I said... well sir... you may. Unreal how quickly they ran my name to dispatch. Answer came within 30 seconds. The officer goes do you know her last name? I said no I don't. Do you know her cell number? I said yes officer I do. He calls dispatch to run any warrants under her... just by using her cell phone number. Unreal... the cell number came back with her full name etc. How did they do that with just a cell number?? Your cell number could be billed to anyone. I thought that was odd. Regardless... the police kept on yelling her name... and no response. They told me sir... please step away from the room... and please sit in the stairwell. I said fine... no problem.
Finally, after 20 minutes with screwing with that safety lock bar... the girl finally says what's going on? The state trooper said this is officer #$#$#$# of Michigan State Police... are you ok? She replies yes I'm fine. He said are you sure? She goes yes... everything is fine. He then said... mam open up the door we want to speak to you. So both police officers enter the room and then close the room. They are in there for about 5 minutes. I heard the door open and close... one officer came out and told me the situation... he said... she's fine... but she doesn't want anything to do with you. I said... fine. The officer goes are you staying here tonight? I said yes I am. As I moved from the stairwell back to the corridor leading to my room... me and the girl cross paths... she intentionally looks away and down at the floor. And I finally entered the room. I looked in the mirror and said... unfukking real numerous times to myself. I laughed... but then I said... what in gods name is going on with this psycho women? I drank probably 8 cups of water... trying to sober up... I said f it.. I'm not staying here tonight... i'm driving home.
I went down to the front desk to check out. The girl at the desk goes... honey I'm so sorry this happened to you tonight. I hope you learn your lesson. I said... what lesson was I suppose to learn tonight? She said... women are psychos. I see this every night... I said you do??? I said... what would possess any woman to act so ignorantly? And I laughed. I checked out... drove home... and I called that 26 year old on the drive home... so she kept me up without dosing off at the wheel.
All I have to say fellas... what do you make of this?? I think I'm all done. No more thread... no more pof... no more TheMoneyShot. I think this is finally the retirement. I wasted about close to $300 and I didn't get sh#$ in return. Looked like a happy photo... hours later... things just self destructed. Unreal.Comment -
Nah. Chick got weirded out. Didn't matter what he did. The amount of effort it would have taken to switch her back on wasn't worth it. Wouldn't have gotten full effort from her anyway. If she was up to penetrate that's one thing. But having to basically beg for it - nice and all but lots of girls have nice and aren't totally psycho.
Chalk this up to wrong side of the numbers game, learn from it, and move on.
Be careful with the moms. They are generally easier to bed but are already messed up from divorce or dude sticking her with kids. No need for you to add to that. Plenty of easy childless chics out there. More dudes that hurt the moms is just going to hurt the kids by proxy.Comment
