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  • BigBallzz69
    SBR High Roller
    • 10-08-13
    • 134

    #1
    What race was the the first hooker you banged
    Mine was black, in Miami, twas many moons ago. Hopefully she wasn't a guy or had aids. Either way I will never knwo because I will never get tested...
  • GiveMeaBJ
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-08-09
    • 8449

    #2
    I never have seems awkward. Should i? How is it? Id rather penetrate drunk whores that dont cost money but lately i have been contemplating testig this market. Would u suggest giving it a go
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    • BigBallzz69
      SBR High Roller
      • 10-08-13
      • 134

      #3
      Considering I was shitfaced at the time and it was cool. Done it since as well after riding the white pony, would not recommend that, spend that shit on a stupid parlay instead.
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      • Magnolia Slim
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-22-14
        • 578

        #4
        Lost my virginity to a black hooker on brooks road in Memphis. Was 14 years old. One of my friends sisters has cerebral pausy. We took her medicine which made her not as dizzy but it made us have cerebral pausy temporarily. I was so Fukked up. Bittch reached in my pocket and stole the rest of my money and I couldn't do shit about it. I saw what was going on but didn't have the motor skills to stop it..
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        • MoneyLineDawg
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-01-09
          • 13253

          #5
          Colombian Milf.....I was 22, she was prob 35

          It was my birthday and we started drinking at a strip club in the afternoon.......my drunk friends all chipped in like 20 bucks for me to go to get a BJ (We all used to do it as a tradition for whoever's birthday it was if we went to the strip club)......Was going on for a while and she just got up and bent over on my cawk so that was that

          Have never paid myself for it....But not gunna act like I'm above it, we all pay for pussy one way or another
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          • Justin3587
            SBR MVP
            • 08-29-12
            • 2566

            #6
            Originally posted by Magnolia Slim
            Lost my virginity to a black hooker on brooks road in Memphis. Was 14 years old. One of my friends sisters has cerebral pausy. We took her medicine which made her not as dizzy but it made us have cerebral pausy temporarily. I was so Fukked up. Bittch reached in my pocket and stole the rest of my money and I couldn't do shit about it. I saw what was going on but didn't have the motor skills to stop it..
            I'm not real certain how medication for cerebral PALSY could give the average person temporary cerebral PALSY, but nevertheless; tough break. Shit happens.
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            • Justin3587
              SBR MVP
              • 08-29-12
              • 2566

              #7
              Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
              I never have seems awkward. Should i? How is it? Id rather penetrate drunk whores that dont cost money but lately i have been contemplating testig this market. Would u suggest giving it a go
              This.

              I have thought about it as well, but then I think how safe can a hooker actually be. Then I think about when all is said and done will it be worth the money I spent?

              I don't really know. I haven't been able to gather the courage to do so.
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              • Kermit
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-27-10
                • 32555

                #8
                Mine is more like what "Species" of hooker.

                I don't discriminate.
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                • chipper
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-07-10
                  • 1994

                  #9
                  Shoulda' banged a hooker.... my first cost me a hell of a lot more in restaurants, movies & gifts for many months before she gave it up
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                  • lesterdymond
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-25-11
                    • 2360

                    #10
                    I've been in & out of Asian spas for awhile. But the first 1 was Thai.
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                    • TheCentaur
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-28-11
                      • 8108

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Magnolia Slim
                      Lost my virginity to a black hooker on brooks road in Memphis. Was 14 years old. One of my friends sisters has cerebral pausy. We took her medicine which made her not as dizzy but it made us have cerebral pausy temporarily. I was so Fukked up. Bittch reached in my pocket and stole the rest of my money and I couldn't do shit about it. I saw what was going on but didn't have the motor skills to stop it..

                      That would be messed up even for a 30 yr old and you were only 14 lmao
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                      • TheCentaur
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-28-11
                        • 8108

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                        Colombian Milf.....I was 22, she was prob 35

                        It was my birthday and we started drinking at a strip club in the afternoon.......my drunk friends all chipped in like 20 bucks for me to go to get a BJ (We all used to do it as a tradition for whoever's birthday it was if we went to the strip club)......Was going on for a while and she just got up and bent over on my cawk so that was that

                        Have never paid myself for it....But not gunna act like I'm above it, we all pay for pussy one way or another
                        Platinum Plus?
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                        • MoneyLineDawg
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-01-09
                          • 13253

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheCentaur
                          Platinum Plus?
                          No a place back home in NJ....Although I used to go to Platinum a good bit while at SC

                          Every Monday you could get any shot or beer for 50 cents I think it was....Place used to be packed with college kids and they would have Monday Night Football on giant screens too....Some great times there although it was usually just a place to drink, look at some tittties and then head out to five points (Or vice versa when we were wrecked at 4am and didn't pull any tail in 5 points LOL)

                          You ever been there? The cages with the girls in em were awesome for the broke college kids
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                          • TheCentaur
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-28-11
                            • 8108

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MoneyLineDawg
                            You ever been there? The cages with the girls in em were awesome for the broke college kids
                            Yeah I used to go in there a good bit back in the day. It went downhill drastically for some reason with the stripper quality and rough crowd
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                            • markymark
                              SBR Rookie
                              • 09-29-09
                              • 19

                              #15
                              Is it costly?
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                              • SamDiamond
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 10-19-12
                                • 6107

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BigBallzz69
                                Mine was black, in Miami, twas many moons ago. Hopefully she wasn't a guy or had aids. Either way I will never knwo because I will never get tested...
                                You don't know the difference between a pussy or cawk?

                                That may be your problem right there....
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                                • Khiaao
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 05-12-12
                                  • 650

                                  #17
                                  Asian
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                                  • MoneyLineDawg
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-01-09
                                    • 13253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheCentaur
                                    Yeah I used to go in there a good bit back in the day. It went downhill drastically for some reason with the stripper quality and rough crowd
                                    That sucks....The strippers there were pretty damn hot when I used to go there...Top notch on the weekend night shifts

                                    The crowd was like 1/3 broke college kids from USC, 1/3 creepy old dudes, 1/3 thuggas

                                    Had some really fun nights there, miss those days
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                                    • Ralphie Halves
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-13-09
                                      • 4507

                                      #19
                                      Mexican girl in TJ. It was a big bar/brothel. We were the first ones there, and once the girls see you they line up in two parallel lines. You walk through and pick the one you want. It's scary shit, because you go upstairs, and instead of where a wall and a door should be, it's just a sheer curtain, so people can jump in if you get out of line I'm guessing. Between that and whiskey dick, I wore myself out trying to come, but finally did. $60 plus tip. Thought I had herpes for a year, but it was just paranoia.
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                                      • ByeShea
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-30-08
                                        • 8113

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                        You don't know the difference between a pussy or cawk?

                                        That may be your problem right there....
                                        A problem for some can be delightful suspense for others.
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                                        • JAKEPEAVY21
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-11-11
                                          • 29311

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ralphie Halves
                                          Mexican girl in TJ. It was a big bar/brothel. We were the first ones there, and once the girls see you they line up in two parallel lines. You walk through and pick the one you want. It's scary shit, because you go upstairs, and instead of where a wall and a door should be, it's just a sheer curtain, so people can jump in if you get out of line I'm guessing. Between that and whiskey dick, I wore myself out trying to come, but finally did. $60 plus tip. Thought I had herpes for a year, but it was just paranoia.
                                          Adelitas?
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                                          • Coach Potato
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-31-11
                                            • 4303

                                            #22
                                            no m atter ace big tiite
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                                            • 5mike5
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-21-11
                                              • 52031

                                              #23
                                              never had to pay for it...and damn glad i didnt

                                              yuck
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                                              • Smoke
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 48111

                                                #24
                                                The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice
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                                                • zacher
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 12-05-13
                                                  • 588

                                                  #25
                                                  never paid for a hooker for sex. BUT. paid a "escort" at the cosmo to let me and a buddy do blow off her ass on the balcony. coolest moment of my life.
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                                                  • Ralphie Halves
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-13-09
                                                    • 4507

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                                    Adelitas?
                                                    No idea. I could barely speak much less read by then. Reddish inside, big bar on left, stairs going up on right.
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                                                    • flyingillini
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                      • 41219

                                                      #27
                                                      Mine was on Haley St in a Santa Barbara, banged her for a 40 rock. 30 something year old crack head
                                                      המוסד‎
                                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                      • bigballa
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 10-18-12
                                                        • 429

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by zacher
                                                        never paid for a hooker for sex. BUT. paid a "escort" at the cosmo to let me and a buddy do blow off her ass on the balcony. coolest moment of my life.
                                                        coolest moment of your life eh..... sorry bro but thats just sad.....
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